Saturday, November 22, 2008

well, my lovely fans, i must say....yesterday was pretty awsome. started out fucking homosexual tho.

my friend woke me up. phone call. he was bored, and had been awake since 3 in the morning. it was like 9. i agree to come over...once i get ready. i get up...brush my teeth, wash meh face....and work out. same shit every day. i got to his house around 10. same time as always...so he called me for nothing. oh well.

well.....im impacient. its just how i am. im at his house, andout...witch in reality isnt that much......unless u think any amount is to much.

i had stolen $20 from my parents that morning. i wanted to ...i need to smoke. so i do. but...a girl arrives, shes chillin to. we smoke till we run buy. the girl had a contact....but he was at the beach, but was on his way home kinda. so....we desided to wait. i hate waiting. and when uve smoked a little, it makes waiting even worse. it felt like 3 years. how very gay.

well....this next incident is probly the worst thing i have ever done. if there is a god, or some form of judgement in the afterlife, this one instent will be shown, and it will banish me to the depts of hell.

we had to take my freinds little sister with us. to buy weed. i sat next to her.

shes like 3 years old. no fucking kidding.

and

i smoked next to her.

i didnt really care at the moment....but looking at it now....it was fucked up.

well...we wait till we get home to do more. we go to ets room.....and toke. it was fire shit. i was so far gone. i even smoked a little adderall. not much tho....but i still did it

i am insanely high.

at about 4 o clock..i had to go. i went home, did some chores, when my freind brian calls me. he ends up picking me up....and we drive around to pass the time. along the way we stop...and drop off some merchendice...to people.

after 2 stops...it was kinda boring, so we picked up another kid, i dont know his name. but i talked to him alot. mostly cause we were all high.

we all were talking mad shit.

Brian looks at me " hey...if i get tired, will u drive?" "no...i cant drive an automatic" "have you ever fallen asleep while driving?" "no...but i woke up driving once"

then, a red light on the dashboard came on. the new kid asked wut it waas....i said not to worry, that basically all it does is let u know that the lightbulb is working. he doesnt find that funny

so i asked him wut he does....he said he was a student at miami dade. i asked him wut he studied...he said jurnalism i replied "OH really? well im writing a piece myself about a photographer who goes completely insane trying to cature a close up picture of the horison." he didnt get it.

well, as we were driving...we saw a public bus stopped on the railroad tracks, and a train was coming ( it was very far off, but...we were under the influence...so...we thought shit was gonna go down)

u see the train coming, and then the bus is sitting there.(can u feel the tension) we freaked out. kinda

im in the back seat, next to this new kid. i look at him, and go "u know how in the movies, when some one reads a letter...how they have a voice read it aloud? well.....i have that voice in my head when i read menues" this, i remember, he found funny.

THE BUS

brian freaked out "those people r gonna die instently!" "all people die instently...its the only way u die...ur alive, ur alive, ur alive...then ur dead." "well..yea, but those people wont die of natural causes." "well, they got hit by a train..so NATURALLY they r gonna die." the kid next to me just halfway sits up, and says"yo guys..we better get out of here before they die so no one blames it on us"

just so u know how retarded we all are when we're high, we all agreed.

but...brian drove to fast. we actually got pulled over for speeding.WUT A FUCKING HEAT UP! the guy askes for licence an registration. brians goes to hand it to the cop..i lean over to the new kid and go

" that cops voice...its the voice from the menues!" what?" "never mind ill tell u later"

apparently brian was listening the whole time to my stupid shit...and as he hands it to the policeman, he says "here you go...by the way., do you know wut todays specials are?" the cop stares at him...and im blasted...so im laughing histerically..and the cop goes"so wut u think ur a wise guy?" and perfectly, without missing a beat and in a flawless monotone voice brian says "well i have my ,moments of clear prospective" (or something along those lines)

the cop wasnt pleased. we got a tciket. the official write-up was because our wheeles were not properly threaded lol the cop basically wrote us up for being smart asses. the ticket was $89
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