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Birthday • 1993-06-14 Gender •
Female Location • Oregon Member Since • 2007-01-26 Occupation • I'm a Sophomore now! Yea! Real Name •
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Achievements • Still being alive, and actually being at least moderately good at a shooting game. Oh, and my drawing is way better than it used to be :D Anime Fan Since • Since I was about five, 'cause I used to love watching Pokemon Goals • Finding somewhere I belong, being happy, opening my own all-anime-and-manga store, become an author, and learn how to speak Japanese, Latin, and German fluently. Hobbies • Writing, drawing, thinking, daydreaming, playing Halo 3. Talents • All the above hobbies. [Except maybe Halo]
myOtaku.com: CriesOfChimera
Welcome to my site archives. 10 posts are listed per page.
Little Tortilla Boy
ZOMG! I've been looking for this EVERYWHERE! When I first saw it, it made me laugh so hard! Then, later, I wanted to find it but i couldnt @.@ 8D but I found it! xD It's so hilarious I hope you guys like it!
Naruto Bloopers by: PokemonGurl10101
Sakura:*Quietly thinking to herself*
Me:What are you thinking about Sakura?
Sakura:Huh? oh. I cant decide which is better. Chocolate or Ramen?
*Naruto pops in at the mention of Ramen*
Naruto:Ramen for sure! Believe it!
Me:No way! Chocolate is SO much better!
Naruto:Ramen
Me:Chocolate
*this goes on for a while*
Sakura:Stop it!
*Sasuke runs in out of nowhere and starts looking around for something*
Sasuke:Where is that bastard?
Sakura:Sasuke!
Naruto:Gggrrr...
Me:What are you looking for Sasuke?
Sasuke:*totally ignores everyone and continues looking for something*
*Itachi comes in holding something and singing at the top of his lungs*
Itachi:I LOVE MY CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE IS SO GO--- *notices everyone looking at him* Uuhh...
Sasuke:Give it back to me its mine you bastard!!!!!!!
Itachi:No its mine now!!!
Sasuke:Jerk
Itachi:Meanie
Sasuke:Dummie
*they continue going at it for a while*
Me:*anime sweatdrop* *reaches into pocket to get chocolate bar but its gone* *looks up at everyone* *Sakura is staring at Sasuke with a dreamy look in her eyes, Naruto is glaring at Sasuke, and Sasuke and Itachi are still at it.*
Me:WHO IS THE FUCKING BASTARD OR BITCH THAT STOLE MY CHOCOLATE???!!!
Naruto and Sakura: I dont know
Itachi and Sasuke:*silent*
Me:*looks at Itachi and Sasuke* Which one of you stole my chocolate?!
Itachi:I stole it from Sasuke!
Sasuke:.....Uuhh..... MINE!!! *pounces on Itachi*
Itachi:*drops the chocolate candy bar and starts fighting with Sasuke*
Me:Oh no you didnt!!!*joins the fight*
Sakura:Dont you dare hurt my Sasuke!!!*joins the fight as well*
Naruto:*anime sweatdrop* *stomach growls* *looks at the candy bar* Hhhmmm... *goes and picks it up*
Everyone else:*freezes at where they are*
Naruto:*Unwraps the candy bar and walks away eating it*
Everyone else besides Sakura:*cries*
I need help with getting the layout right for myO. :\ you can see the bg of Deidei, but it's just the edges. how can I make the entire inner and outer bg the same? xD I can't figure out how.
I think like how Waves-chan is getting obsessed with Kisame, I'm getting obsessed with Deidara. xD I don't know why, but I think it's because of a dream I had about him last night... *lmao* I think I'm going to die of laughter.... @_@
HAPPY FORTH OF JULY EVERYBODY!
Hay:I'm so happy! I'm more excited about this, than going to Japan in 11 days!
Aiyama:WHAT?! How the hell can you be more excited about the Forth, than going to Japan?!
Hay:idk. I guess I'm just weird like that.
Sasuke:You're weird alright.
Hay:look whos talking MR. MORBID.
Sasuke:*shrugs*
Hay:Besides, being normal is weird, because to be normal, that means you have to be exactly the same as someone else, and that's rare, meaning it's weird. And weird, on the otherhand, is in means not being exactly the same as someone else. Thus, weird is more common than "normal" making weird normal.
Sasuke:*nods* Correct. I haven't heard anyone actually make sense in a long time.
Aiyama:I'M CONFUSED!!!!!! WAA!
Naruto:GAH! Me too! I doesn't make SENSE!
Sasuke:*sigh* -.- Actually, it makes perfect sense, if you atually had a brain like Hay.
Hay:*sniff* You're just saying that.
Sasuke:No I'm not. It's true. For once I know someone with and actual BRAIN.
Hay:|P Well, shouldn't you be crushing on Aiyama right now instead of me? That's what's in my fanfic, so stick with it!
Sasuke:*blush* I am not. Besides, what's the point of sticking with it right now? God, you made Naruto EVIL. Does he look EVIL to you?
Naruto:*still utterly confused* *is not knocked out from being soe extremely confused*
Aiyama:*now also knocked out*
Hay:Gah...just great. Not even my own chara has enough brains to actually get the equation.
Sasuke:....wait...YOU made Aiyama?
Hay:DUH! I BASED her off me. Sort of.
Sasuke:*dot, dot, dot....* *staring at Hay*
Hay:Hold on....don't go thinkin' I'm....uh...haha....*starts backing away* I'm not--haha--better than Aiyama or anything...I'm just the creator! I'm nothing special...uh...uh....stay back! I have a broom! *somehow gets a broom out of nowhere* Stay back!
Sasuke:*still staring* O_O
Kiba:*pops out of nowhere* HIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Hay:OMFG, WTF! *jumps*
Sasuke:*blinks* *now holding Hay who is holding onto him for dear life like a cat who was just startled* =w=
Hay:*looks at Sasuke* OMFG.... *turns back to Kiba* *starts waving fist* I'M GONNA KILL YOU KIBA. YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE!!!!!!
Kiba:*laughs* *goes to Aiyama* *picks her up and runs away*
Hay:*sigh* -_- Just great...now Aiyama-chan has been kidnapped.
Naruto:Gah....*gets up* Huh? Where am I? Where's Aiyama?
Hay:*tries to get down, but Sasuke won't let her* -_____- she was kidnapped by Kiba--
Naruto:WHAT?! *runs out of room*
Hay:WAIT! WHAT ABOUT--me... *sigh* Great I'm stuck three feet off the ground by the one-and-only Sasuke Uchiha. What's next? It can't be much worse.
Itachi:*runs into room and takes a picture with cellphone* LMAO! I'm putting this on the internet! *runs away*
Hay:WAIT! NO! I'M GONNA--oh WTF...what's the use...
Sasuke:w0w. You're SOO much better than Aiyama. For one, you're not an idiot, and you don't have that annoying hot pink hair! YAY! 8D
Hay:-________- NOW things can't get worse!
Orochimaru:*runs into room* Ah! THERE you are Sasuke! I've been looking for you everywhere!
Hay:*smacks forehead* Ah, GREAT. Michael JACKSON'S HERE!
Orochimaru:*walks up to Sasuke and Hay* So, I was like, blah, blah, blah, and the kid was like, blah blah blah, and I, like, asked him to come to my, like, closet, and he was like, uh blah, blah, no way, but I was like, but I have blah blah blah in there and he was like okay! Let's blah blah blah. So now I'm, like, right here, blah blah blah, and now I'm wondering, blah blah blah if you want to come to my closet too. *angel halo*
Hay:*whispers* Sasuke! Get us outta here!
Sasuke:*whispers* Why? It sounds interesting!
Hay:*smacks head* OMG....what would it take to get you to take us outta here?!
Sasuke:|3 something....
Hay:ANYTHING ANYTHING!! Just, PLEASE! LET'S GO!
Sasuke:^_^ OKAY! *runs away* *runs into a new room* there...now for--
Fangirls:WHERE ARE THEY?!?! WHERE'S THAT HAY! WE MUST TEAR HER LIMB FROM LIMB BECAUSE SHE STOLE OUR SASUKE-KUN!
Hay:omg...damn that Itachi...I'll get him for this...hehehe....*takes out cell* *brings up a desciminating pic of Itachi without makeup* *sends to the internet* That should do it...buuuut....*brings up his #* *send to theO* NOW we're even.
Fangirls:HEY! I can hear Sasuke's breathing from in that room! *outside room where Sasuke and Hay are*
Hay:Oh, DAMN! *looks around frantically* *sees closet* *gets Sasuke to open it, and is empty except for a few coats* Okay! In here!
Sasuke:*runs in and closes door* *sets Hay down* *searchs for light* There's no light...
Hay:WOW! You're the most smart person in the world!
Fangirl1:I can still hear his breathing! I can smell it too! *starts walking closer to closet* He and she are around here somewhere!
Hay:*whispering* OMG! OMG OMG! What are we going to do! *covers Sasuke's mouth* Maybe they'll lose your trail!
Fangirl2:oooooh! I can smell his breath too! OMG~! He's near! *still closer to closet*
Hay:*pulls hands from his mouth, panicking* OMFG! WHAT DO WE DO?! I don't know how we can throw them off your--
Sasuke:*grabs Hay and kisses her* =3=
Hay:O3O *pulls away*
Fangirl1&2:I just lost his scent!
Hay:*reluctantly stops pulling away*
Fangirls:That must mean they aren't actually here, it was just a lingering smell! Lets move out! *march away*
Hay:-,,,- *shoves Sasuke away* *slaps him* HOW DARE YOU KISS ME YOU EMO BASTARD! YOU'RE LUCKY I'M A SASUAIYA FAN, OTHERWISE I'D KILL YOU RIGHT ON THE SPOT!
Fangirls:*charge back in and open closet in rage*
Hay:*death glare* AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! GO BOTHER SOME OTHER ANIME GUY WHO'S SINGLE UNLIKE SASUKE!!!!!!!
Fangirls: ._. *run away*
Hay: O///O OMG. Did I just say Sasu is taken?! *sigh* good thing I meant by Aiyama...
Sasuke:Actually, when you said you were a SasuAiya fan, you were meaning yourself since she is basically you, just with a different name and hair color. So technically you said I was taken by yourself. ;3 That means your my gf now.
Hay:._. *inner panic* *small voice* I wish for all of you to have a very good fourth of July...
Sasuke: :3
Hay:*still innerly panicking* Oh no... Comments (3) |
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Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Winners and Honorable Mentions!
Each of you gets (a) prize(s)! HMs get black and white doodles, while Ws get colored! I wish for each of you to give me your request(s) before July 15th, cuz I'm going to Japan for two weeks and won't be able to get to a computer. (Don't ask about it) The rules for the requests are as follows:
1)It will not be photoshopped or done on the computer.
2)If you ask for something too hard (I'll be the judge of that) I shall ask you for something different! >< I just don't want to screw up your request, that's all.
3)I will not be doing any yaoi/yuri. So sue me. I will probably do minor yaoi/yuri, like a hug or something of that nature. Not incest whatsoever. If you even think of asking, I'll ignore you and you won't get your request. Ever. If you don't like that, f**king bite me. Got that? Good.
4)I shall not be doing any kissing scenes. Not because I hate them or anything, I just suck at them is all. So if you don't want something to come out bad I don't recommend asking for that.
5)Make them reasonable! =w= I have to do at least 15 pictures!
6)Don't expect really great backgrounds.
7)Bitch at me and you die.
8) :3 Don't be afraid to ask for what you want.
9)LIKE THE DRAWING I MAKE YOU, GOD DAMN IT! XD Lol. Jk jk. Well, do like it, but I won't make you....
And that's all!
Hey, are you interested on what Aiyama REALLY looks like? Do you wonder how I chose the winners? (Which was hard) If you do, I'll be posting up many pictures of her! So stay updated!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MOST KOOL LOOKING:
CHARLIE MANSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^-^ And for all of those with an honorable mention, you each get a requested, black-and-white doodle!! Said doodles will probably not be normal sized, but I'll probably make them that big anyways! The reason I'm doing this is because it was so hard to choose the places, and I think everyone should get something!! I loved looking at all your guys' pictures, it was so fun to see what people came up with! And to me, I wish I could have just had everyone win first place!
!!!!!!!!!
Okay! The contest is OFFICIALLY OVER!!! I'll be finding out the winners in a short while, and will first post it here, then PM those ppl! I will ask for requests before July 15, since I am going somewhere then (I'll tell you later) and those who said they would join, but did turn in a picture, you are disqualified! My bro and I will be getting to them shortly, and try to stay posted! ^-^ to all those who do not win the big prizes, they will all get a black-and-white doodle. My doodles are not the stereo-typical ones, but are normal size, and look lik normal drawings, k? ^-^ just they're b/w! I hope everyone had fun with the contest, and I'll get the results up ASAP!!!! :]
~Ai-chan Comments (1) |
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Friday, June 29, 2007
Hello pplz!
I changed my site colors because, well, i was bored! -.- and i was sick of the black. Anyways, one more day until my contest offically closes, but I'm going to be gone then. :\ So, for this recollection, if you do not turn in your entries by tomorrow, there shall be no consiquense. :] instead I'll give you until monday for it. So, yeah, I wont be here for the weekend, and, Homsar, could I ask a favor? Could you contact the friends of yours that are in the contest? =\ I'm not hearing anything from them about if they're done or not, so could you ask for me? :] that would be great because of the fact today I'm not having much time to contact ppl. Well, if you're reading this, thanks!
~Ai-chan
1)What are you guys doing for Independance Day?
2)What's your favorite festival/carnival game? Comments (2) |
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Naruto Bloopers by: PokemonGurl10101 
I need help with getting the layout right for myO. :\ you can see the bg of Deidei, but it's just the edges. how can I make the entire inner and outer bg the same? xD I can't figure out how.
Winners and Honorable Mentions! 
AND THE WINNERS ARE----- 
!!!!!!!!!