Wednesday, July 4, 2007

   HAPPY FORTH OF JULY EVERYBODY!
Hay:I'm so happy! I'm more excited about this, than going to Japan in 11 days!
Aiyama:WHAT?! How the hell can you be more excited about the Forth, than going to Japan?!
Hay:idk. I guess I'm just weird like that.
Sasuke:You're weird alright.
Hay:look whos talking MR. MORBID.
Sasuke:*shrugs*
Hay:Besides, being normal is weird, because to be normal, that means you have to be exactly the same as someone else, and that's rare, meaning it's weird. And weird, on the otherhand, is in means not being exactly the same as someone else. Thus, weird is more common than "normal" making weird normal.
Sasuke:*nods* Correct. I haven't heard anyone actually make sense in a long time.
Aiyama:I'M CONFUSED!!!!!! WAA!
Naruto:GAH! Me too! I doesn't make SENSE!
Sasuke:*sigh* -.- Actually, it makes perfect sense, if you atually had a brain like Hay.
Hay:*sniff* You're just saying that.
Sasuke:No I'm not. It's true. For once I know someone with and actual BRAIN.
Hay:|P Well, shouldn't you be crushing on Aiyama right now instead of me? That's what's in my fanfic, so stick with it!
Sasuke:*blush* I am not. Besides, what's the point of sticking with it right now? God, you made Naruto EVIL. Does he look EVIL to you?
Naruto:*still utterly confused* *is not knocked out from being soe extremely confused*
Aiyama:*now also knocked out*
Hay:Gah...just great. Not even my own chara has enough brains to actually get the equation.
Sasuke:....wait...YOU made Aiyama?
Hay:DUH! I BASED her off me. Sort of.
Sasuke:*dot, dot, dot....* *staring at Hay*
Hay:Hold on....don't go thinkin' I'm....uh...haha....*starts backing away* I'm not--haha--better than Aiyama or anything...I'm just the creator! I'm nothing special...uh...uh....stay back! I have a broom! *somehow gets a broom out of nowhere* Stay back!
Sasuke:*still staring* O_O
Kiba:*pops out of nowhere* HIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Hay:OMFG, WTF! *jumps*
Sasuke:*blinks* *now holding Hay who is holding onto him for dear life like a cat who was just startled* =w=
Hay:*looks at Sasuke* OMFG.... *turns back to Kiba* *starts waving fist* I'M GONNA KILL YOU KIBA. YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE!!!!!!
Kiba:*laughs* *goes to Aiyama* *picks her up and runs away*
Hay:*sigh* -_- Just great...now Aiyama-chan has been kidnapped.
Naruto:Gah....*gets up* Huh? Where am I? Where's Aiyama?
Hay:*tries to get down, but Sasuke won't let her* -_____- she was kidnapped by Kiba--
Naruto:WHAT?! *runs out of room*
Hay:WAIT! WHAT ABOUT--me... *sigh* Great I'm stuck three feet off the ground by the one-and-only Sasuke Uchiha. What's next? It can't be much worse.
Itachi:*runs into room and takes a picture with cellphone* LMAO! I'm putting this on the internet! *runs away*
Hay:WAIT! NO! I'M GONNA--oh WTF...what's the use...
Sasuke:w0w. You're SOO much better than Aiyama. For one, you're not an idiot, and you don't have that annoying hot pink hair! YAY! 8D
Hay:-________- NOW things can't get worse!
Orochimaru:*runs into room* Ah! THERE you are Sasuke! I've been looking for you everywhere!
Hay:*smacks forehead* Ah, GREAT. Michael JACKSON'S HERE!
Orochimaru:*walks up to Sasuke and Hay* So, I was like, blah, blah, blah, and the kid was like, blah blah blah, and I, like, asked him to come to my, like, closet, and he was like, uh blah, blah, no way, but I was like, but I have blah blah blah in there and he was like okay! Let's blah blah blah. So now I'm, like, right here, blah blah blah, and now I'm wondering, blah blah blah if you want to come to my closet too. *angel halo*
Hay:*whispers* Sasuke! Get us outta here!
Sasuke:*whispers* Why? It sounds interesting!
Hay:*smacks head* OMG....what would it take to get you to take us outta here?!
Sasuke:|3 something....
Hay:ANYTHING ANYTHING!! Just, PLEASE! LET'S GO!
Sasuke:^_^ OKAY! *runs away* *runs into a new room* there...now for--
Fangirls:WHERE ARE THEY?!?! WHERE'S THAT HAY! WE MUST TEAR HER LIMB FROM LIMB BECAUSE SHE STOLE OUR SASUKE-KUN!
Hay:omg...damn that Itachi...I'll get him for this...hehehe....*takes out cell* *brings up a desciminating pic of Itachi without makeup* *sends to the internet* That should do it...buuuut....*brings up his #* *send to theO* NOW we're even.
Fangirls:HEY! I can hear Sasuke's breathing from in that room! *outside room where Sasuke and Hay are*
Hay:Oh, DAMN! *looks around frantically* *sees closet* *gets Sasuke to open it, and is empty except for a few coats* Okay! In here!
Sasuke:*runs in and closes door* *sets Hay down* *searchs for light* There's no light...
Hay:WOW! You're the most smart person in the world!
Fangirl1:I can still hear his breathing! I can smell it too! *starts walking closer to closet* He and she are around here somewhere!
Hay:*whispering* OMG! OMG OMG! What are we going to do! *covers Sasuke's mouth* Maybe they'll lose your trail!
Fangirl2:oooooh! I can smell his breath too! OMG~! He's near! *still closer to closet*
Hay:*pulls hands from his mouth, panicking* OMFG! WHAT DO WE DO?! I don't know how we can throw them off your--
Sasuke:*grabs Hay and kisses her* =3=
Hay:O3O *pulls away*
Fangirl1&2:I just lost his scent!
Hay:*reluctantly stops pulling away*
Fangirls:That must mean they aren't actually here, it was just a lingering smell! Lets move out! *march away*
Hay:-,,,- *shoves Sasuke away* *slaps him* HOW DARE YOU KISS ME YOU EMO BASTARD! YOU'RE LUCKY I'M A SASUAIYA FAN, OTHERWISE I'D KILL YOU RIGHT ON THE SPOT!
Fangirls:*charge back in and open closet in rage*
Hay:*death glare* AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! GO BOTHER SOME OTHER ANIME GUY WHO'S SINGLE UNLIKE SASUKE!!!!!!!
Fangirls: ._. *run away*
Hay: O///O OMG. Did I just say Sasu is taken?! *sigh* good thing I meant by Aiyama...
Sasuke:Actually, when you said you were a SasuAiya fan, you were meaning yourself since she is basically you, just with a different name and hair color. So technically you said I was taken by yourself. ;3 That means your my gf now.
Hay:._. *inner panic* *small voice* I wish for all of you to have a very good fourth of July...
Sasuke: :3
Hay:*still innerly panicking* Oh no...
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