Thursday, November 25, 2004

   Yay for turkey!!!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! I went to my aunts house for thanksgiving. It was alright, I spent most of my time there either playing "hide and go seek" with my younger cousins or being tormented and bothered by my younger cousins! My 8 year old cousin decided to take the time and point out that girls have boobs......apparently he just figured that out or something. He then proceeded to tell me that he saw a show with a bunch of girls with big boobs.....disturbing....Oh yeah, on the way driving to my aunts house this guy wasn't paying attention to the road and nearly ran into the side of our car!! My mom had to drive off the road just to avoid being killed by him! Damn that mother fucking asshole who can't freakin drive!!! Holy mofo there was alot of food that everyone in my family brought! Me and my mom had to sit at the kids table with all the kids cause there weren't enough seats at the adult table. Although I must say, sitting at the kids table is SOOOO much more fun than the adults table....u learn lots of new things! lol, one of my younger cousins (the same one who was talking about boobs earlier) started talking about how he knew every single curse word there is, and when I asked where he learned them from, he said that he learned them from his parents and that his parents fight over 150 times a year. As to why he counted their fights, I just don't know....After dinner he decided he would run into the christmas tree, knocking off one of the glass ornaments, and then landing on that shattering it into a thousand freakin pieces! Haha...he started freaking out cause he didn't want his dad to find out so I had to help him pick up all the tiny little pieces and throw them away. When it was time to leave, my parents went outside to wait in the car while I gathered my stuff inside. So when I finished gathering my stuff I go outside only to find that my parents car is gone! So I'm just sitting there thinking "WTF!? Did they just fucking leave me!?"" I go back inside and tell my aunt that they're gone, so she comes back outside with me and then she becomes paniked cause she thinks they left me too. Two minutes later my parents show up laughing hysterically. Apparently they decided it would be funny to drive around my aunts neighborhood to make me think that they just left me there. Yes....my parents are evil....damn them!!!!!! Well, I hope everyone else's thanksgiving was just as much fun as mine and that everyone ate tons of turkey!!!! Whoo!!!!
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