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Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Mmm... I decided to post some awful similies from my english class... My teacher just wanted to show us what they were... I guess. It says on the top of the paper: For your edification and amusement, let me present the winners of the "worst similes ever written in a high school essay." contest.
1. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclpise without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the contry speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse withoiught one of those boxes with a pinhole in them.
2. She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
3. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
4. McBride fell twelve stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
5. From the earth came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeapordy" comes on at 7 P.M. instead of 7:30 P.M.
6. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
7. Here eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
8. Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who meant to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.
9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
10. He was tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
11. The hailstone leaped form the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
12. Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
13. Long seperated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleaveland at 6:36 P.M. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 P.M. at a speed of 35 mph.
14. The politician was gone but unnotice, like the period after Dr. on a Dr. Pepper can.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fence that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. The thunder was ominous-sounding, mich like the sond of a thin sheet of metal been shaken backstage during a storm scene in a play.
18. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
19. The red brick wall was the color of a red-brick Crayola crayon.
Sooo.... was it interesting?? I didn't write these, I swear. I'm typing all this from a paper I got in English. (Took a while actually.... oh well, it killed time.)
Ja, minasan, mata ashita~ ^^v
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