Tuesday, December 21, 2004

   i hope you guys dont take this the wrong way i got this from my friend
1.) I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart. It was so pure and white. I licked it once, twice...I found I couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I began to scrape my teeth against it. There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy. I was done...............I threw away the outside of my Oreo cookie.

2.) It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip...............Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.

3.) I squeezed it gently at first, then a little bit harder. There seemed to be more and more of it. I moved it towards my lips. It was a strange and new sensation for me. I put it in my mouth and moved it around and around with my tounge. The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it out...............It was quite an experience the first time I tasted toothpaste.

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   i dont get it......
why cant we check our email and go onto chat sites at school but we can use our private message thingy on this site?
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Sunday, August 22, 2004

   times of confusion (dont ask me why its called that!!!!)
Hitsuki-YAY WERE HERE *bounces around the room*
fang- -_- o..k ..then no offense but you scare me
*shaved squirrel comes flying through the scene in a motorized shopping cart singing the dr.pepper themesong*
kurama- a motorized shopping cart?*a look of confusion on his face*
fang-shaved squirrel?
Hitsuki-O.o;; dr.pepper theme song?
*akara & hiei walk up*
akara-was it just me or did i see a shaved squirrel?
fang-*hugs her* oh its been sooooo long!!! and no it was not just you we saw it too!!!
kurama- hello again akara
akara- hi!
Hitsuki-*blinks*HELLO! *sais cheerfully*
akara-*awkward expression*hello
fang- hello hiei
hiei-hn.........
kurama-hello hiei long time no see
fang-*suddenly energetic* any body up for tequila shots?
kurama-nope
akara-i dont drink
hiei-no
fang-just curious
Hitsuki-Hey what about me i'm still here!
fang- oh i know but you dont have a date so you wouldnt be able to anyways.
hiei-*snickers*
akara-*laughs*
Hitsuki-*confused look*ok...
fang- ok then
kurama-ummm........nothing to do here shall we go to the tree house diner instead and have dinner?
hiei-*smirks* ok
akara- sounds like fun
fang- ok
Hitsuki-*another confused look*uhh whats the treehouse diner?^^;;
voice-id tell you but we have to keep this pg-13 so for today it is a regular diner ok?
Hitsuki-O.o;;;;ok then *looks wierded out*
akara-that was creepy
hiei-very
fang-gots to agree wit u there
*at the tree house diner*
akara- i NEED DR.PEPPER!!!!!
hiei-your banned remember?
akara-oh *sighs* right
Hitsuki-how'd she get banned?
fang-ummm......... lets just say we both got a little hyper and ran away from shaved squirrels
hiei-A LITTLE?!
kurama- you guys were so hyper you ran into each other remember?
fang-* awkward expression* oh........ um yeah.......
Hitsuki-O.o;;;;; uh huh...i didn't know fang got THAT hyperO.o;;;
akara- we should be going now before hiei embarasses me any further later*akara and hiei walk away*
fang-ok bye
kurama-bye
Hitsuki-*looks at watch*O.O oh crap! bye guys i got to go meet jin!^^;; aaah i'm going to be late!cya! *runs out the door*
kurama-*weirded out* bye
fang-jin is sooooo annoying bye hitsuki!
*as the scene fades fang asks kurama,"so wat r u doing tomorrow night?"*

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Thursday, July 15, 2004

   fang-get back here ashley!you little worm!
hitsuki- omg another fight*throws up her arms in exasperation*
*a shaved squirrel runs through singing my balogna has a first name*
ash-*runs into a brick wall because she wasnt paying attention to where she was going & falls backwards onto her ass*ouch
fang- why a shaved squirrel...why?
sk-did you guys see which direction the squirrel went?
ash-up*points up*
sk-ok*jumps up & down trying to catch a branch*
fang-oh give up already!
hitsuki-youll never catch the squirrel ya know so why bother?
sk-cuz the squirrel stole my money
ash-*stands up*what do squirrels need money for?
fang- to preserve trees? i dont know.
*shaved squirrel jumps down and bows a rasberry at sk*
*sk never caught the squirrel*
*ash got a concussion from hitting the wall so hard*
*hitsuki got tired and went home to sleep*
*and fang tried to pick fights with ash & sk*


Not one of my better ones but im bored to death. ok?
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   2ppl arguing
ash-fang! get the hell away from me!
fang- aww. come on admit it u know u like him.
ash-who?
fang-*sighs* you know.....kurama......
ash-i do not!
fang-liar!*sighs again*denial...denial...denial.
ash-aww..screw you!*shoves fang into the nearest wall that she can find*
*a big fight erupts when hitsuki walks in*
fang-just....admit it......or .....
ash- or youll wat pound me into next sunday?!
fang-......um.......
ash-thats wat i thought u big chicken!
hitsuki-um...... am i missing something here?
ash-get off! you da** wildebeast*kicks fang off of her*Hi!*jumps up,smiling*
fang-*stands up*......
hitsuki-*sweatdrop*did i just walk in on something?
fang-heh...heh...heh*blushes* only on one of our not so good days.
ash-yeah you could say that or you could say that we were having an arguement that ended once again in violence
hitsuki-*smiles fakely while secretly thinking okay you guys ARE phsycotic*im just gonna leave now.
*walks out of the room*
hitsuki-phew that was a close one

I hope you guys enjoyed that just about as much as i did! i know my friends did as i was writing it! you might see more of these little clips. i do this just for kicks. have fun! but please dont die of laughter.
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