Saturday, August 6, 2005

The Golden Fish Head Girls Part Two: Sock Porn (Rated R)

Well... this happened quiet a while ago but when I was looking through ck's sub-profile I found it and decided to post it. Yes, it's the sequal to "The Search for the Golden Fish Head" (Rated PG-13) and we were bored enough to make a second one!! (the third one is in the making)<br /> <br /> ~*~*~*~BEGIN SEQUAL~*~*~*~<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: we need to stock up for the big adventure<br /> CazzieRaines: *nods and gets a shit load of rum*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: let's see... I got about/... 3453452598273498 gil from our last adventure...<br /> Fighterdoken6996: hmmm....*makes an equipment check*<br /> CazzieRaines: *had 3647886386386783673648485 gil and bought rum with it all*<br /> CazzieRaines: ohhhhhh i am one happy captain...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: I'll just use it for my Naruto Moves..<br /> CazzieRaines: *chugs a thing of rum* are we ready to start out adventure?<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::upgrades her Stats and learns new moves and buys cool new ninja stuff::<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: YES SIR!!<br /> CazzieRaines: ...captain<br /> CazzieRaines: yes...captain<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Lost at walmart~...was was i sopose to get?...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: is the map still drunk?<br /> CazzieRaines: Map:...*in bedroom* OH YES! YOU GO TV GUIDE YES!<br /> lilkittykathaley: O.O...<br /> Fighterdoken6996: Suits Up http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/6569/war1l4yb.png<br /> Fighterdoken6996: we could check ebay<br /> BladeDH323: duh!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: well I still have the map from our last quest<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::reaches inside my shirt and takes out map::<br /> BladeDH323: *Suits up* *Is a black fox with a blue cape*<br /> CazzieRaines: Map: oh yea...i was in the shirt ^_^ bitches<br /> Fighterdoken6996: brag brag brag...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::opens it up::<br /> CazzieRaines: ...right then...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: now let's see...<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Huggles dusty~<br /> lilkittykathaley: Mine ^^<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *steps away from haley and dusty*<br /> BladeDH323: ...i thought there was an anti haley spray on me...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: we must cross the Desert of Chocolaty Goodness...<br /> lilkittykathaley: ....Oh yeah...~*Burns~<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: Then cross the ocean of strange purple stuff<br /> CazzieRaines: *chugs rum*<br /> CazzieRaines: *pirates of the caribbean theme plays*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: then dig through the half full garbage can of doom...<br /> lilkittykathaley: YAY!<br /> CazzieRaines: ...o.o<br /> lilkittykathaley: I mean...oh nO!<br /> CazzieRaines: *chugs more rum*...<br /> BladeDH323: but that makes it half empty to<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: and then we must stop the smuffs at the smuff forest from taking over the world with sock porn<br /> lilkittykathaley: O.O.....<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O sock porn...<br /> Fighterdoken6996: sock pr0n...evil...<br /> CazzieRaines: sexay but evil...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: and somewhere in there is the forest oh shiney things were we all get out upgrades<br /> Fighterdoken6996: HOW IS IT SEXAY?!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::nods head::<br /> CazzieRaines: ...it's dangerously sexay...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::rolls up map and stick it back down my shirt::<br /> CazzieRaines: Map:...ohhhhhhhh<br /> CazzieRaines: ...<br /> CazzieRaines: anyway<br /> Fighterdoken6996: you're right...maybe we should bring a source of fire..<br /> lilkittykathaley: o.o...<br /> Fighterdoken6996: sock pr0ninators hate fire<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: Dusty has fire powers<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: RIGHT DUSTY<br /> CazzieRaines: all i need is my rum, my ship and my sword...<br /> BladeDH323: ....i do.....?<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: yes you do<br /> BladeDH323: ....right....<br /> Fighterdoken6996: all i need is my lock pick....my katana....and my crossbow....<br /> CazzieRaines: of course...<br /> BladeDH323: all i need is my Metal Gear Soli- i mean my blue cape?<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: I have my throwing stars, my naruto moves, and my NINJA CLOUD OF WONDERS!!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: and my mage staff<br /> CazzieRaines: YESH!<br /> CazzieRaines: whute whute<br /> CazzieRaines: *goes to my inventory and chooses rum*...*drinks*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: NOW!! LET US START!!<br /> lilkittykathaley: YUS<br /> CazzieRaines: AYE AYE!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: YAY<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *pose*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::swings staff around and summons Ninja Cloud of Wonders::<br /> CazzieRaines: *hops on my flying pirates ship*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::jumps on::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *hops on my pretty pink pony*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ONWARD!!<br /> CazzieRaines: *hires jack sparrow to fly my ship cause i'm drinking rum*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::flies towards the desert of chocolaty goodness::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *follows on me pinkish steed*<br /> CazzieRaines: *flys onward*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: psst, Haley, don't forget Dusty<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Carries dusty and flies after them all on her scythe~<br /> lilkittykathaley: I didnt ^^<br /> CazzieRaines: *rolls around*...4 jugs of rum down...6,000,000 ta go!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::we get to the chocolaty desert::<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: LOOK!!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::stops and points::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *looks* hmm...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: I see sock porn imperials!!<br /> CazzieRaines: *jack stops the ship and we both peek over the side...<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O<br /> Fighterdoken6996: bastards...<br /> CazzieRaines: sexay bastards...<br /> CazzieRaines: o.o;; i mean bastards<br /> BladeDH323: *ear twitches*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: with their sock pr0n....<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: that means they over threw the smurfs and the dark sock/sith lord has taken over...<br /> BladeDH323: SITH LORD!!!<br /> lilkittykathaley: Silly puppy ^^<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: we shall ambush them..<br /> CazzieRaines: ...*jumps on jacks back* eeee...ambush<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *checks character sheet*...i get a backstab mutliplier...<br /> BladeDH323: yay!<br /> CazzieRaines: *puts jack back in my inventory and pulls out my cutlass*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::blinks:: riight...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ATTACK!!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *charges*<br /> CazzieRaines: *jumps off my ship and cuts holes in some socks*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::flies towards them on my cloud::<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Fixes dustys cape and drops him~ ^^<br /> CazzieRaines: YARRRRRRRRR!<br /> BladeDH323: ...*falls*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *sneaks in in the shadows and backstabs a sock pr0n person and the words "MONSTER KILL...KILL..KILL." are heard*<br /> CazzieRaines: *chooses rum bomb from my inventory and blows a few up*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: Sabaku kyuu!!! (translation: Desert coffin) ::a huge chocolately coffin forms around the left flank of the sock imperials::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *gets covered in sock pr0n imperials*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: AHHHHHHH HELP THEY'RE ATTACKING AGAIN<br /> BladeDH323: *licks the chocolate* CHOCOLATE!<br /> CazzieRaines: *helps jaraed by dropping a rum bomb*<br /> CazzieRaines: NO DUSTY!<br /> CazzieRaines: NOT THAT CHOCOLATE!<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*uses hot water to shrink the socks~<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *stands back up* THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE!<br /> CazzieRaines: GASP!<br /> BladeDH323: ...O.O<br /> lilkittykathaley: o.o...its not?...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: o.o<br /> CazzieRaines: o.o;;<br /> Fighterdoken6996: IT'S SOCK FECES!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: oh my... they're turning green<br /> BladeDH323: ....<br /> lilkittykathaley: O.O....ewww<br /> BladeDH323: *spits*<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O OH MY HOLY CHRIST <br /> lilkittykathaley: feets...<br /> CazzieRaines: *gets attacked by socks* AHHHHH!<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Dumps hot water on ck~<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O *sizzle*<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~socks turn into bebe sockies~<br /> CazzieRaines: th-...thanks<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::throws my pointy ninja stars at them::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *backstabs more socks*<br /> CazzieRaines: *falls to knees*...*drinks rum* all better!<br /> BladeDH323: *gets hit by a ninja star*<br /> CazzieRaines: YAR! *uses kewl rikku piraty moves and steals sock items*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: I know summon THE FIRE DRAGON!! ::suddenly a huge fire ball appears and it burns all the socks::<br /> lilkittykathaley: Nuuu puppy!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *my cape catches on fire*<br /> CazzieRaines: >Fighterdoken6996: O_O *runs around in circles*<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*1337 bandaid~<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: w00t!! ::stat screen comes up::<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::everyone gains 50,000 EX::<br /> CazzieRaines: >CtrlAltDestroy13: >CazzieRaines: *strikes a pose*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::stikes pose as wel::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *gains the skill "Use fallen sock pr0ns as weapons"*<br /> BladeDH323: <br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: >Fighterdoken6996: *gathers up sock pr0ns and puts them into a plastic bag*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: w00t! now let's cross this chocolaty desert!!<br /> CazzieRaines: YESH!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::jumps on cloud and contiunes on their way::<br /> CazzieRaines: *jumps on flyign ship*<br /> CazzieRaines: *follows*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *hops back on pony*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *follows as well*<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Picks up dusty and follows on scythe 10,000~<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: soOo... what's next??<br /> CazzieRaines: check the map!<br /> CazzieRaines: Map:...NO DUN TAKE ME OUT...*drools*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: okay ::takes out map from my shirt::<br /> BladeDH323: *curls up into a ball and sleeps on haley's lap*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::opens it up::<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: hm...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: we crossed the chocolate desert.... next is the ocean of strange purple stuff<br /> lilkittykathaley: O.O...Wally...<br /> CazzieRaines: *nods* MY SHIP IS PERFECT ^_^ even if it flys anyway<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: WHERE?!!?<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O wally GASP<br /> Fighterdoken6996: OH NOEZ<br /> lilkittykathaley: Wally: ~*Steals cks rum and hides it~<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O omg...no he didn't...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: he must want to steal.... DUSTY'S METAL GEAR SOLI- I MEAN CAPE!!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: that inky bastard!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::gasp::<br /> CazzieRaines: *grabs him*<br /> lilkittykathaley: Wally: O.O...<br /> CazzieRaines: *turns him inside otu and shakes rum out*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: WATCH OUT FOR HIS WEINER DOG!!<br /> CazzieRaines: MINE YOU INKY BASTARD!<br /> CazzieRaines: *fries him and eats him* calamari...<br /> lilkittykathaley: O.O....<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *has weiner dog gnawing on my ankle*<br /> CazzieRaines: >CazzieRaines: sweet<br /> CazzieRaines: *gets my rum back*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: now let's cross this purple ocean!!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: wheres that ink gonna come from..<br /> lilkittykathaley: >Gains new power!,scared lookCtrlAltDestroy13: ::flies out across the purple ocean::<br /> CazzieRaines: *sails across the purple ocean*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *follows on pony that has learned the ablility to fly over purple oceans*<br /> >CtrlAltDestroy13: ::suddenly boss music comes up::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: O_O<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: O.O<br /> Fighterdoken6996: ULTROS!<br /> CazzieRaines: *we blink and go to fight screen*<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Has an emotional break down from the loss of puppy~<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: IT'S THE SOCK PORN SITH SERPENTS!!!<br /> CazzieRaines: *gives haley rum*<br /> CazzieRaines: rum helps...<br /> CazzieRaines: *uses cannons on sith serpents and camoflages into the purple-ness*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *gets caught up into one of their tentacles* NUUUU I'M NOT A JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL*<br /> lilkittykathaley: o.o...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!! ::I throw my ninja stars at the sock porn sith serpent and the multiply::<br /> CazzieRaines: *one sneeks up on me* AHHH!...aww u made me ink....<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *quickly cuts tentacle and falls into the ocean*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: >CazzieRaines: sith sock: dude...that's nasty...<br /> Fighterdoken6996: NOOOOO THE OCEAN IS MADE OF JELLO!<br /> CazzieRaines: WHAT O.O u did...<br /> CazzieRaines: *grossed out sith sock dissapears* YESH!<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Drinking the jello with a straw~<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *gets stuck in the jello*<br /> CazzieRaines: *throws anchor to jared*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: >CazzieRaines: GRAB HOLD MATEY!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *climbs aboard CK's ship*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: >Fighterdoken6996: i lost my pretty pink pony..<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: >CazzieRaines: >CtrlAltDestroy13: >CazzieRaines: *pats jared* 'tis okey...<br /> CazzieRaines: it's in a better place...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: come on!! Let's go!!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *gains one level and learns Jello Shooter*<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Still drinking/eating jello~<br /> CazzieRaines: you can ride on me ship ^_^<br /> Fighterdoken6996: yay!<br /> CazzieRaines: *sails across the ocean and gains flight again*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *sucks up jello with a straw and shoots it around the ship*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::my Ninja Cloud of Wonders floats next to the ship::<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: hm... what's next?<br /> CazzieRaines: ...*smacks him and hands him a m op* CLEAN IT UP!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: I'M NOT YOUR POOP DECK MATEY!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::watches all of this from her Ninja Cloud of Wonders::<br /> CazzieRaines: *smacks* YOU'RE MY JELLO DECK MATEY!!! I SAID CLEAN IT UP!!!!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*lays down on her scythe and follows~<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *sniffles and starts to clean up jelloy mess*<br /> CazzieRaines: damn straight...<br /> CazzieRaines: *puts hands on hips and watches him*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *puts jello in CK's hair*<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O<br /> CazzieRaines: *inks him*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: ....oh god....<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *convulses*<br /> CazzieRaines: *points and laughs*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::Ninja cloud floats next to Haley::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: I DIDN'T THINK MY FIRST TIME WOULD BE LIKE THIS!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: look over there...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: is that what I think it is?<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Sits up~*....could it...beeee?!<br /> CazzieRaines: *looks* no...<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *washes ink off and stands up and looks*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: IT's... the ISLAND OF SHARP OBJECTS!!<br /> CazzieRaines: GASP!<br /> lilkittykathaley: YUS!<br /> CazzieRaines: EMO LAND!<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~dives~<br /> Fighterdoken6996: I LOVE SHARP OBJECTS<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: it's where we get upgrades<br /> CazzieRaines: great...sharpness<br /> CazzieRaines: *gulps*<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*hits the ground~<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *pricks self with a used needle*....damnit....AIDs<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: UPGRADES!!<br /> lilkittykathaley: OW!!!!!!<br /> CazzieRaines: *sails my ship through the pointly ness*<br /> CazzieRaines: hmmm...<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *looks down from ship at all the pointy goodness*<br /> CazzieRaines: upgradeeeeee where areeeee youuuuuu<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::flies infront of the ship looking for upgrades::<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: LOOK!!<br /> CazzieRaines: HA! THERES ONE!<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Stuck in a thorn patch~<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: IT'S CK'S UPGRADE!!!<br /> CazzieRaines: *jumps off the ship and lands on the upgrade*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::music::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *mans ship*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: DO DO DO DOOOO!!<br /> CazzieRaines: *upgrades to the ultamate captain of kick ass pirates*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *drinks some of CK's rum*<br /> CazzieRaines: YESH! *victory stance*<br /> CazzieRaines: *rides back to the ship on upgrade*<br /> CazzieRaines: *inks jared* hey...<br /> CazzieRaines: BAD!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::helps Haley out or thorn patc::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: O_O<br /> CazzieRaines: *smacks him with rolled newspaper*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: NOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN<br /> CazzieRaines: BADDDD!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *convulses again*<br /> CazzieRaines: look...he knows what he did...<br /> CazzieRaines: badddd<br /> Fighterdoken6996: I'M DEADLY ALLERGIC TO INK<br /> lilkittykathaley: O.O GASP<br /> CazzieRaines: ^_^<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::spots something in the distance::<br /> CazzieRaines: *hands him healing potions*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: LOOK!! IT's JARED'S UPGRADE!!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *mutates into inky rouge*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: w00 upgrade!<br /> CazzieRaines: o.o<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *hops down off ship and avoids various pointy objects*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: o.o<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: it's over there... in the pit of daggers...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: >.><br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: Fighterdoken6996: *grabs upgrade* NOW I GET A PLUS 10 TO MY BACKSTABS!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *hops back aboard teh ship*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::goes around looking for more upgrades::<br /> CazzieRaines: LOOK!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: look!! I found Dusty's!!<br /> CazzieRaines: OVER THERE!<br /> CazzieRaines: LETS TAKE IT!<br /> CazzieRaines: *grabs*<br /> CazzieRaines: miiiiiiiiiine *turns itno a fox*<br /> CazzieRaines: shit...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::laughs::<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*pounces on ck~<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *looks down at CK*...my turn...*inks her*<br /> CazzieRaines: *is now a fox wif a priate hat* that's what i get fo- AHHHH!<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O;;<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~huggles~ MINEEE<br /> CazzieRaines: shiiiiiiiiiiat...>.CtrlAltDestroy13: HEY!! I found Haley's!!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: HALEY!!!<br /> CazzieRaines: ...>.> *twitches ears*<br /> lilkittykathaley: O.O..where?! ~drops ck~<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O;;<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: OVER HERE!!<br /> CazzieRaines: *thud*<br /> CazzieRaines: >.>..<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::waves arms on her Ninja cloud::<br /> CazzieRaines: *drinks rum*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *takes CK and puts her in a pocket inside robe*<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O<br /> CazzieRaines: ...what's that...*pokes something*<br /> lilkittykathaley: where where?!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: O_O<br /> CazzieRaines: *poke poke*...<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: OVER HERE!!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: DON'T POKE THAT YOU'LL WAKE HIM<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O<br /> CazzieRaines: but...<br /> CazzieRaines: it's so tiny...<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*comes here~ O.O...<br /> CazzieRaines: and cute ^_^<br /> Fighterdoken6996: O_O<br /> CazzieRaines: *poke poke*<br /> lilkittykathaley: LOL<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::points down::<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: there<br /> CazzieRaines: *hugs it*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: you leave Mr. Jingles outta this...<br /> CazzieRaines: he's so little!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: o.o<br /> CazzieRaines: it's like...a baby<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::floats away::<br /> lilkittykathaley: o.o...~pulls kim to the side~...<br /> CazzieRaines: *follwos on ship*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: o.o<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: hi<br /> lilkittykathaley: i say we run...<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *sits down on ship*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: yesh<br /> CazzieRaines: UR SITTING ON ME!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: I have the map<br /> lilkittykathaley: RUN LIKE SCARED MONKEYS!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: remember?<br /> CazzieRaines: i'm in ur damn pocket!<br /> CazzieRaines: AHHHH!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: whoops<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: RIGHT<br /> lilkittykathaley: yes go go go !<br /> CazzieRaines: GIMME OUT!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *stands back up and puts CK down on ship*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: you first<br /> CazzieRaines: GAH O.O<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*zooms ~<br /> CazzieRaines: *stole the map* welll<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::grabs my upgrade and upgrades to NINJA MAGE PIRATE::<br /> CazzieRaines: good thing WE have the real map<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::and flies after Haley::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: yeah...while they're frolicing around <br /> CazzieRaines: now...*twitches ears*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: WE CAN GET THE TREASURE!<br /> CazzieRaines: SET SAIL FIRST MATE!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *starts to sail ship*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: weeeeee<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::suddenly Haley and I end up at the half full trash can::<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Upgrades into an immortal reaper~<br /> CazzieRaines: *puts hat back on*<br /> CazzieRaines: *took a short cut*<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Sniffs~....Smells like my shoes...<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *flies to the half full trash can of DOOOM*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: dude... is that a used tampon?<br /> lilkittykathaley: O.O....<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: I'm not going in there...<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Gag~<br /> CazzieRaines: *smuff forest*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *hops down and looks in the trash can*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: hmm...<br /> CazzieRaines: ......o.o<br /> lilkittykathaley: o.o...ello!<br /> CazzieRaines: LOOK! a portal!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *rolls up sleeves*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: PORTAL!!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: let's go Haley!1<br /> CazzieRaines: *dives*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::jumpd through::<br /> CazzieRaines: *come sout in de smuff forest*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *reaches into trash can and finds a ring*<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~jumps also~<br /> CazzieRaines: o.o;;<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *runs over and jumps through portal*<br /> CazzieRaines: *walks around* hmmm...<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *puts ring on and turns invisible*<br /> CazzieRaines: *big boss music*<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::suddenly we end up on the sock/sith lord's death star ship::<br /> Fighterdoken6996: ooooh.......think of the backstabbage to be done...<br /> lilkittykathaley: midget green dude: ~attacks jared and takes the ring~ My presissssshhh....~hissss~<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O<br /> Fighterdoken6996: NUUUUUUUUU<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: O.O<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *gets finger bitten off*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: o.o<br /> lilkittykathaley: O.O...<br /> CazzieRaines: *takes off midget green dude costume*<br /> CazzieRaines: *puts ring on* sweet<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: o.o<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: um...<br /> Fighterdoken6996: O_O<br /> CazzieRaines: *invisible*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: the sock sith lord...<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *steals CK's hat*<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O<br /> CazzieRaines: OMG<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: trying to take over the world...<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Makes fun of jared bc he can only count to nine now~<br /> CazzieRaines: MY HAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WORLD!!!<br /> CazzieRaines: *tackles*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: well... here is goes....<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *does a hat toss ala Mortal Combat*<br /> CazzieRaines: *kicks his wittle worm*<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *pain*<br /> CazzieRaines: MY HATTTT!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::goes off into the Master Boss Fight Alone::<br /> CazzieRaines: *grabs*<br /> CazzieRaines: *puts it on*<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O kim went to the boss fight alone!<br /> CazzieRaines: WE AHVE TO HELP HER!<br /> CazzieRaines: HALEY!<br /> CazzieRaines: WONDER TWINS UNITE!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *gets up and runs towards boss fight*<br /> lilkittykathaley: UNITE!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::defeat the evil sork sith lord alone::<br /> lilkittykathaley: Form of a chainsaw!<br /> CazzieRaines: FORM OF...NORMAL PIRATY SEXAYNESS ME!!!<br /> CazzieRaines: O.O<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::has only 1 HP left and has been poisoned::<br /> CazzieRaines: *stands there* SHE NEEDS RUM!<br /> CazzieRaines: *runs to her*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::dies::<br /> lilkittykathaley: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<br /> CazzieRaines: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br /> Fighterdoken6996: NOOOOOOOOOOOO<br /> CazzieRaines: *falls to knees*<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Marshmellow attack haley~<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *kneels and cries* WHY NOT SOMEONE ELSE...LIKE...ME!<br /> CazzieRaines: *spins* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~*Dies*~ X.X<br /> CazzieRaines: *gives piraty life to bring back kim*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::comes back to life::<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: w00t!!<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *commites seppuku*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: good thing I'm part pirate!<br /> lilkittykathaley: O.O...wait...i cant die!<br /> CazzieRaines: *gets extra life because i gave mine*<br /> CazzieRaines: YESH!<br /> lilkittykathaley: ~chases after the marshmellow~<br /> CazzieRaines: it paysssss ta be good<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: >CtrlAltDestroy13: >lilkittykathaley: o.o...<br /> CazzieRaines: >Fighterdoken6996: *gains -9238423 XP*<br /> CazzieRaines: Pirate*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: >CazzieRaines: >lilkittykathaley: >gains 2 ex< WOOOO!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: >CazzieRaines: >CazzieRaines: seas*<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: w00t!! that's what you get for not fighting with your team mates!<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::strikes pose::<br /> CazzieRaines: but i gave my life ^_^ so it's all good<br /> ----Credits-----<br /> Master Ninja Mage Pirate - Kim<br /> Girl grim reaper-Haley<br /> Captain Cazzie The Ultamate Pirate - Ck<br /> Map - Random Drunk<br /> Seppuku'd Rouge - Jared<br /> Foxxy - Dusty<br /> Wally - Jared's Evil Twin<br /> Sock Sith Lord - Socky<br /> Sock and other extras - random hobos<br /> jack sparrow - johnny depps extra<br /> Jello - Jello<br /> air - air<br /> ground - sky<br /> Ninja Cloud of Wonder - Ninja Cloud of Wonder<br /> Chocolate - Sock Feces<br /> pirate ship - the black pearl<br /> Mr Jingles - Jared's Wittle Wormy Poo<br /> <br /> ---special thanks tooo....--<br /> ck - for naming it<br /> The orignal Golden Fish Head Adventures<br /> Our randomness<br /> Kim for defeating the game<br /> <br /> ------music------<br /> pirates of the caribbean<br /> The wiggles<br /> danny elfman<br /> random homeless bums<br /> Star Wars: Episode Three- Revenge of the Sith<br /> <br /> ----bloobers!----<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ::flies into a tree::<br /> CtrlAltDestroy13: ow...<br /> ---<br /> CazzieRaines: *the scene where ck jumps on jack* *misses* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!<br /> ---<br /> Fighterdoken6996: *gets inked by CK* OH GOD THAT TIME IT WENT DOWN MY THROAT<br /> ---<br /> ~*~*~*~END~*~*~*~

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