Saturday, August 27, 2005

   ::snarls::

GAAAAAWWW!!! ::wants to pick up a knife and stab her adult unit to death:: GOD DO I HATE HER!! ::starts to shout out some horrible words:: .... ::eyes are now red and has a strange feeling she wants to blow up the world yet again:: Well I guess I should start right where I left off, icing the cake. Well the cake was perfect like always. Rich and chocolaty. I made it look all fancy which was fun/ annoying. My adult unit was just thrilled over the cake. So after cake we went to New Hope. (best place on earth) and saw State Fair which was okay. It wasn't the best play I saw. We ate dinner at this fancy place and I had some garlic cheese fries and they were very good. Anyways, afterward the play we were all sitting outside the play house and there was a bunch of kid sitting there who I knew. So I walk over and we started to talk. And we were standing infront of a recording studeo and all of a sudden the song "Lola" comes on. xD And there was about six of us singing the song at the top of our lungs. It was fun. So anyways, after that we went home. My brother was still asleep from the hospital which was fine by me. That night I got no sleep what so ever. My allergies were like "WE MUST MAKE KIM'S NIGHT A LIVNIG HELL!" so I didn't get any sleep. Also my leg started to really hurt and that was a pain. I gave up around 2 in the morning and played some ps2. Then my adult unit bursts in my room at around 10ish and she's like "LET'S GO TO THE FAIR!" and I was like "Wha??" ::drool comes out of my mouth and my eyes are all white from playing ps2:: so I get dragged to this fair.... it was worthless.... afterwards she dragged me to the book store which wasn't all too bad because I got some graphic novels. I got Hellsing, some Narutos I was missing, and the new InuYasha. So I was reading them in the car ride home while she was yapping about something stupid. (I think it was her dog) But anyways, we get home and I'm reading them and she comes back in and decides we should go to the movies. So we go to see Brothers Grimm which was pretty good. At the end of the movie I was like.... THAT IS SO INTO THE WOODS!! Anyways, now I'm going to get to the killing part. So we drive over to the mall (after a silent lunch of Panera) and we're in the video store, so of course I'm in the back surronded by the wonderful anime, well my adult unit comes up to me: "I just returned some videos I had bought so I can get about $60 worth of videos for credit. I don't see anything I like so you can get something." I was like YEEEESSSSS!! So I quickly grabbed some D.N.Angel (b/c I could never find it anywhere else) and we're standing in line waiting to check out. Now we're waiting here and waiting, and I guess she was thinking because all of a sudden: "Ya know what... I think I wanna get some Lassie... put your DVDs back and I'm gonna get Lassie." That was like ::slapped:: My mouth dropped and I was like "You have to be kidding me... LASSIE??!?!!?!" But before I could say anymore we were next in line and she got her fucking Lassie and I had to put the anime back. IT WAS NOT FAIR AT ALL!! SHE TOLD ME I COULD USE IT!! (plus it was my DVDs she was returning) SO NOW I WAS PISSED!! PISSED AS HELL!! Sorry, heck, for your faithful people out there. So she's now all happy that she got her Lassie and I felt like I had been over killed. So while we're in the parking lot she finally realized I was pissed and depressed. And she says: "Oh don't be to glum. I got you that whole bag of anime." Me: "But that was a bribe for working. I earned those fair and square by working my ass off." Her: "Well why do you like that stuff anyways? It's just worthless animex..." Me: "It's anime.." Her: "That's what I said." ::huffs and gets into car and crosses arm and pouts:: she then drives over to Home Depot to get some weed killer. So I was looking at some Venus Fly Traps which were eating some flies ((he he, isn't the animal kingdom great?)) and she disappears on me. She just walks out of the store and leaves me there. I was like "YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME!!" I walk up to the counter and I ask the lady if I could use the phone. So I'm trying to call her cell and all of a sudden she walks back into the store. Do you want to know she came back for? She came back for a electrical outlit cover. Me:"Erm.... HELLO!! ARE YOU FORGETTING SOMEONE?!?!" Her: ::turns around:: "Oh!! Kim!! I thought you were in the car." Me: "Well now I'm going to wait in the car...." feeling like crap I go back to the car. She finally comes and she's all happy and shit. So we're driving home and I'm giving her the "I fucking hate you, I wish you would die" silence. So she puts her hand on my knee. Her: "Whats on your mind Kim?" ME: "Hm? Oh, I'm just thinking of how many ways I can commit suicide right now." Her: "Erm... okay... mind uh... telling me some...." ::five minuets later after my grusome ideas of how to commit suicide right that seconed:: Her: "Kim... are you okay?" Me: "No, you have your hand on my knee and your touching me REALLY uncomfortabole." ::she takes her hand off my knee and drives with two hands like a good driver should:: Her: "I don't see why you're so depressed over some animex.." Me: "anime." Her: "Right, over some anime. It's just violence and blood." Me: "I like violence and blood." ::huffs and silence comes over the car and suddenly she smiles:: Her: "I know what!! We can go to church tomorrow!!" Me: "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" Her: "It'll be great!! You can tell god your problems!" It was then I had enough. We were stopped at a stop light near the house so I opened the car door and I walk out. I slam it shut and I start to walk home. Her: "What are you doing?" Me: "I'm going home. What else would I be doing??" Her: "But... you're leg, you'll hurt it more." Me: "Oh well, it's the chance I'll have to take." So I walk home the rest of the way which really wasn't that far. So I get home before her and I'm sitting up in my room reading some of my manga. She knocks on my door. Her: "Can I come in?" Me: "It's your house so do I have a choice?" She comes in Her: "Kim... I don't know where you get your ideas..." ::flips page pretending I'm not interested:: Me: "Maybe it's because I'm smart and I read a lot, and I don't do drugs." ::looks up and gives her a devilish smile:: Her: "Well... I'm sorry for anything I did tonight... I guess we're not as close as we use to be..." ::silence:: Me: "You know I'm not a little kid anymore, I've got my own veiws on life and I have my own political stand points." Her: "Since when were you into politics?" Me: "Never, I just know a lot about the world. Like some bastard right now is out there making a lot of money from gas since the prices are so high." ::she laughs:: Her: "Well I hope I can make it up to you..." Me: "Don't make me ever go to church and I'll say it's even." Her: "What's so bad about chruch." ::lets out a laugh:: Me: "Look, you wouldn't understand. You don't analyze life how I do. In my eyes, those bastards you call preists ask you for money and say it's god's will, you give them money. If they say that a certain group of people are evil and need to be killed and that it's god's will, I'd say there would be a war in our hands." ::silence:: Her: "You're too smart for your own good." Me: "MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!" She then shakes her head and then leaves. I smiled to myself and look at my fish. Me: "You're right Fred, I should go put this in myotaku." And now here I am. Well Adult Swim comes on soon so I must go eat some sugary consumptions and then plant myself infront of the TV.

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