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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

   Honey, I'm home!
Hey all! I'm finally home! OOOOOOOOOOOOo I cant wait to see Cody! lol sry I keep goin on and on and on and on about him. I'm just soo in love with him! lol. Ok, I have like, no idea what to say... omg I'm watching Full Metal Alchemist. It the episode Be Thou For The People. ^^ think it's funny. lol well, n e ways, i am bored so i guess I'm gonna go. ^^

Song In My Head: Theme song for Full Metal Alchemist.
...i dont know the words... lol

Joke: Brag, Brag, Brag

As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children talking about their siblings.

"My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one.

"My sister takes gymnastics," said another.

Not to be outdone, the youngest piped up, "My sister takes antibiotics!"


And since I'm so happy, I will give you another joke!

Joke: A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.

"Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."

"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult."

The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand -- that's what I got yesterday!"

-Mel
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