Friday, June 10, 2005

   Hey all!
Hey all !Im sorry that i havent posted for a while. I've been kinda bleh. But oh well. I'm going to Kaitlyn's house (MarikMine) tomarrow. I am gonna finally be able to see Cody! Yay! But I would really like to hang with Kait cause Im really bored here and I need to do something. Anyways, I just watched Spanglish! I've really wanted to see that movie for like EVER! but you know what? It wasnt realy that good. :/ lol. :p That's funny. Anyways, I'm really bored at the moment, so .... bleh! lol. I'm about to go watch another movie with my mom. It's called Be Cool. Has anyone seen it? My mom says it's supposed to be funny. Oh well. Guess I wont find out till I watch it! lol. Well, that's all I really have to say. So... LUVS TO ALL! lol

Joke: Horror Movi Survival Guide
1. If the house you're living in tells you to "GO AWAY", do so immediately.
2. Never take a bath or shower with a maniac/spirit/demon/creature in the house.
3. When it appears that you have killed the maniac/spirit/demon/creature, DO NOT check to see if he/she/it is really dead. Keep hacking at it until it is in pieces small enough not to be a threat to you. If you've shot at it, shoot it again in the head, and remember, shoot till it stops moving, and then keep shooting till you're out of ammo. Then reload and shoot it some more. Then set it on fire and burn it up, this works with everything except demons and spirits. Then get the hell out of there!
4. Don't look under the bed.
5. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
6. If trees, TVs, or other objects try to consume your children, save as many as you can and then get the hell out of the area.
7. If relatives or pets come back from the dead, don't approach them and ask "What did you come back to do?"
8. If you've hidden from the maniac/spirit/demon/creature and you are not found, do not peek from or decide it's safe to leave your hiding place. If you do decide to leave, scan the ground for twigs before you take a step.
9. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. (Note: It will probably take several rounds of gunfire to incapacitate them, so be prepared.)
10. Never get into a car without first checking the back seat for occupants.
11. If you've just finished running over the maniac/spirit/demon/creature in your car, keep going. Most certainly do not get out of the car under any circumstances to see if he/she/it is "really" dead.
(everyone does that!!! lol)
12. Don't play with ouija boards. If you do and the ouija board starts moving by itself, stop playing and leave. (that means you Kait) lol

Much love!
-Mel
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