Monday, June 13, 2005

   eh
Eh. Yea that's all I got to say. Eh. Nothin much has been happenin so I really haven't been writing in my journal lately. Sorry. Well, it's just that... I don't know. I just kinda gettin bored of the whole jounal thing. It's just like how my mom and my grandma keep giving me jounals to write in but I never do. *shrugs* I don't know why. lol. So oo! I got something to laugh at. My bizatch of a sister got a MOJOR sunburn. lol. I laugh at her stupidness for not putting on sunscreen. lol. That happened to me once. I got sun poisoning. I didnt turn red. Oh no. I had to stay isolated in my romm with nothing to each but salad. I swear i lost like 20 pounds lol. n e ways... that's all I got to say. Peace out homies!!!

Joke: Groaners

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirt bag.

Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack

What do you call skydiving lawyers?
Skeet.

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?
An Amish drive-by shooting"

How are a tornado and an Arkansas divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

Hope you liked those! lol.
-Mel
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