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Birthday
1986-04-16
Gender
Male
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Denmark (the country with no hope and no future.. I'm outta here)
Member Since
2004-08-25
Occupation
Fire Duelist, and Music Artist
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Johnny Alexander Ankjer Liechtenstein Lundbech.
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lots of stuff. Mostly music, my superior deck and my extremely wonderful girlfriend, Steffie ^^ and you guys as friends ^-^
Anime Fan Since
1996.. Pokemon,.. Wheee (I can't get used to that anime again, but it was a great part of my life.. :D
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DBZ, YuGiOh! Ghost In The Shell, Neon Genesis, Megaman, Final Fantasy Unlimited, Love Hina, Akira, W.I.T.C.H. (Not org. manga/anime but is available as one.) Tokyo Mew mew, Yu Yu Hakusho, Flame of Recca, Trigun, Rorouni Kenshin, Fruits Basket, Full Metal
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Earn millions! Muahahahaha
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YuGiOh! talk to my friends and try to make the ultimate deck
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Musician, employee at Shell Service Station
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Thursday, June 30, 2005
Ok, no subject.. lol
Ohayou there. Ok.. really don't know what to post... *looks on computer* Hmm... Aah. something interesting.
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10 Reasons why:
Japanese Goku has a high pitched voice
He has been hit in the balls one too many times.
He is yet to reach the stage of puberty
He is really a cross dresser, meaning that he is female
He breathes in helium instead of oxygen
He wears very tight fitting underwear
When they thought that they cut off his tail, they really removed his manhood, or at least they cut a big chunk off, making his voice high pitched
Whenever he says anything, an invisible nail drives down into his foot, making him scream as he talks
He once ate a TV which had only an ongoing high pitched tone on, and it has now taken over his voice box
He was abducted by aliens, and they messed around with his internal voice system
He used to be a female Opera singer (Well, he dressed up as one anyway), and he never managed to get out of the habit of that annoyingly high pitched voice
Gohan is a mommas boy
He was severely beaten up by a big scary monster dressed as Chi-Chi when he was only a small boy
It is all a cover up for the illegal drugs operation that he is running in his garage
He loves his mommy
He is trying to get nice and close to his mom so that he can slit her throat one day, without being a suspect
He is always to drunk to disrespect her in any way
He is manipulating her so that she will buy him loads of stuff
He fancies her, so when she hugs him, it gives him a cheap thrill
It is all an elaborate ploy covering up the fact that he is really a rock hard druggy, who roams the street in search of a fight with anyone who thinks they're hard enough
Chi-Chi is blackmailing him into doing all this, as she has a naked baby photo of him
He's too stupid to act any different
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Lmao. Some of them are just plain fun. More DBZ stuff l8r on. probably a "You know you're obsessed with DBZ" 150 things to do if you really are obesessed. lol. only takes a few at a time. 150 at once would be neverending.
Hmm.. gotta go. Only 2 days of Work and then it's finally vacation time. YAY. Well. Ttyl ppl. Lova you Al *lots of hugs and bunches of kisses*
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