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Thursday, June 30, 2005


Ok, no subject.. lol
Ohayou there. Ok.. really don't know what to post... *looks on computer* Hmm... Aah. something interesting.
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10 Reasons why:


Japanese Goku has a high pitched voice

He has been hit in the balls one too many times.

He is yet to reach the stage of puberty

He is really a cross dresser, meaning that he is female

He breathes in helium instead of oxygen

He wears very tight fitting underwear

When they thought that they cut off his tail, they really removed his manhood, or at least they cut a big chunk off, making his voice high pitched

Whenever he says anything, an invisible nail drives down into his foot, making him scream as he talks

He once ate a TV which had only an ongoing high pitched tone on, and it has now taken over his voice box

He was abducted by aliens, and they messed around with his internal voice system

He used to be a female Opera singer (Well, he dressed up as one anyway), and he never managed to get out of the habit of that annoyingly high pitched voice




Gohan is a mommas boy

He was severely beaten up by a big scary monster dressed as Chi-Chi when he was only a small boy

It is all a cover up for the illegal drugs operation that he is running in his garage

He loves his mommy

He is trying to get nice and close to his mom so that he can slit her throat one day, without being a suspect

He is always to drunk to disrespect her in any way

He is manipulating her so that she will buy him loads of stuff

He fancies her, so when she hugs him, it gives him a cheap thrill

It is all an elaborate ploy covering up the fact that he is really a rock hard druggy, who roams the street in search of a fight with anyone who thinks they're hard enough

Chi-Chi is blackmailing him into doing all this, as she has a naked baby photo of him

He's too stupid to act any different

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Lmao. Some of them are just plain fun. More DBZ stuff l8r on. probably a "You know you're obsessed with DBZ" 150 things to do if you really are obesessed. lol. only takes a few at a time. 150 at once would be neverending.

Hmm.. gotta go. Only 2 days of Work and then it's finally vacation time. YAY. Well. Ttyl ppl. Lova you Al *lots of hugs and bunches of kisses*


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