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Monday, December 6, 2004


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Why am I so bored?Maybe its cuase I have 4 hours of homework.Yes I measure homework in hours.I never have a short assignment except in reading.All i do is read.Technically its literature but who cares.Its raining at least.Ive been reading "The Secret of the Samurai's Sword".Its OK,but its short.Only about 300 pages.Oh,yeah,I read very,very fast.In the 2nd grade I had a 8th grade reading level.Thats one reason why people think im a genius.Thats one thing that gets bothersome.Geniusness.Which reminds me,heres a joke:A plane is about to crash w/ 4 passengers aboard with only 3 parachutes.The first guy says"Im a fireman,I save lives so I should get a parachute",and then he jumps out.The next guy is the worlds smartest man.He says"Im the worlds smartest man so I should get one to",and he jumps.The last two people left is a priest and a teenager.The priest says"I am a man of God so I will stay with the plane".The teen says"No your not,we got two parachutes left".The priest says"How".The teen replies"The worlds smartest man grabbed my backpack".He wasnt to smart was he.Damn,I think this is my longest post ever.Well,bye.
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