Friday, May 26, 2006

   Just a bit of Clarity....
I just want to clarify that I didn't write the story..I've gone to some sites and everyone refers to it as mine..the Author is lordsesshomaru and I would just like to make sure that everyone understands that. Nothing really new to report..except for the mystery of who Tasha is...I have too many friends on here so it's really hard to work off of a first name basis..but if you tell me who you are, I'll be sure to most definatly remember you. I am sorry if this makes me sound like an ass, but it's the truth..please let me know..well I'm going to go and visit and see if I can find their site..take care all.. -Damion-
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Nothing new..really...
I visited everyone, and now I am just surfing around myspace… seeing who I can find, a lot of odd people out there…but hey, it's the human population right>>?Anyway..I might change the theme back to my normal state for a bit, until I feel like changing it again..we'll see what happens…nothing else going on, except for this story my friend lordsesshomaru wrote which I just had to add my(as in my personal) Otaku story archive.. The setting is feudal Japan . The time is sometime in the early afternoon. The characters are the tremendous trio of Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken. They are taking a much-needed break after wandering around the forests aimlessly. Sesshomaru stands away from Rin and Jaken, nothing out of the ordinary. Jaken is poking a turtle with his Staff of Two Heads. Rin is looking at the clouds, thinking. The young girl blinks repeatedly before walking over to her master the Lord of the Western Lands, Sesshomaru. Rin: Lord Sesshomaru... I have a question. Sesshomaru: Speak child and pray that you will not be wasting my time. Rin: Um, right. I was thinking... where do babies come from? Sesshomaru's eyes widen to the size of baseballs. He looks away from Rin before releasing a bold-faced lie from his lips. Sesshomaru: To be entirely honest, I really do not know. Rin: Really? I guess that's why you have no kids... hmm. I'll ask Master Jaken. Sesshomaru: (thinking) That was close... I hate it when kids ask that question. Rin skips over to Jaken, who has given up on poking the turtle with the staff. Rin: Master Jaken, where do babies come from? Jaken: WHA...?! Why are you asking me such a question!? Ask M'Lord! Rin: He said that he didn't know. Jaken: Don't lie to me! Lord Sesshomaru knows everything! Rin: He didn't know that. So, where do they come from? Jaken: Well... uh... um... you see... Jaken runs away. Rin: If he didn't know, all he had to do was say so. The young girl looks down at the turtle that Jaken was teasing. Rin: Mr. Turtle, where do babies come from? Turtle: I never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl. Rin: ...........what......? Rin shrugs and returns to Sesshomaru. Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, with your permission, I'd like to go to the nearest village and ask where babies come from. Sesshomaru: I suppose that you can. It isn't very far from here... and it's Inuyasha's village. As much as I despise him, you should be safe there... all right, go. Rin walks through some bushes and other plantlife and is near the village of Kaede . She sings a chipper song as she arrives in town. The first person she sees is Kagome. Rin feels that Kagome should know the answer. Kagome: Rin? What are you doing here? Rin: Hello Lady Kagome! I have a question. Where do babies come from? Kagome: ................. Rin smiles and waits for Kagome's response. Kagome: Babies... they come from... uh... the stork. The stork brings babies to parents who want a child. Rin: Then where does the stork get them? Kagome: He... buys them... at a store... Rin: Then can't the parents buy them at the store too? The stork is really not needed. Kagome: Heh heh... true... Inuyasha stomps his belligerent self over to the pair of females. Inuyasha: Rin? What the hell are you doing here? Kagome: SIT! Inuyasha is pulled to the ground by the magic beads around his neck. He grumbles and stands up. Inuyasha: HEY! What was that for? Kagome: Don't say bad words in her presence! She's a child! Inuyasha: FEH! Like I care. Rin, what do you want? Rin: Lord Inuyasha, where do babies come from? Inuyasha starts to sweat. He looks at Kagome... who is looking at the clouds and whistling. Inuyasha's eyes turn back to Rin's. Inuyasha: Sesshomaru sent you here to piss me off, didn't he? Rin: Nope. I'm just curious. Do you know where they come from? Inuyasha: Of course I do! Rin: Where? Inuyasha: Uh... I'm not telling you! Rin: Why? Inuyasha: Because! Rin: Why? Inuyasha: Because you're a friend of my enemy! Rin: Why? Inuyasha: Ask him, how should I know? Rin: Why? Inuyasha: LEAVE ME ALONE! Rin: Why? Inuyasha shrieks like a banshee and runs away from Rin's interrogation. Kagome chases after him. Rin shakes her head in confusion. Rin: Goodness, why is this question so hard to answer? Rin looks around and sees Shippo playing with a toy ball. She decides to ask him. Rin: Greetings, Master Shippo! Do you know where babies come from? Shippo: Wow, that was random. Um... babies come from women's tummies when they are pregnant. Rin: I see. And how do women get pregnant? Shippo: ............ Shippo has frozen like a deer in headlights. Rin waves her hand in front of Shippo's face. No response. Rin sees Miroku with Sango. She leaves Shippo to ask them her new question. Rin: Master Miroku, Lady Sango, hello! Miroku: Master Miroku? It's a good thing that my name isn't Bater. Sango: MIROKU! YOU DIRTY MONK! Rin: Huh? I don't get it. Oh well. I have a question. I know that babies come from pregnant women, but how do women get pregnant? Sango and Miroku stare at the child and then each other. Miroku laughs before turning his focus back to Rin. Miroku: Right now, you are just a young girl. In about 10 years, come back and I could show you how. SLAP!! Sango's hand meets Miroku's face. She holds Rin's hand and kneels down to her level. Sango: You see, Rin, when a man and a woman love each other, they decide to have a baby. To have the baby, they... they... do something special. Once the special thing is done, the woman is pregnant and the baby is born about nine months later. Is that okay? Rin: Not really. What's the special thing? Sango: I... uh... I... er... Miroku laughs again. He moves Sango aside to talk with Rin. He whispers into her ear, finally revealing the truth of where babies come from. Sango: NO! Miroku, what did you tell her? Miroku: The truth. Now that should take care of that. Rin smiles and thanks Miroku and Sango. She skips on her way out of the village and back to her team. Jaken has returned to Sesshomaru's side by this time. Rin is still smiling. Sesshomaru notices this. Sesshomaru: So, you have learned where babies come from? Rin: Yes, Master Miroku told me. But I have another question. Sesshomaru: Go on. Rin: Are handcuffs and whipped cream really necessary for the baby to be made? Jaken: ......... Sesshomaru rubs his right temple with his fingers. He says nothing and lowers his head. Rin sighs and sits down, waiting for an answer to her question. THE END Awesome story, LS if you have a problem with my adding your story to my archives let me know..no hard feelings, it is yours after all.. Well I am off for now people..I'll post again when I find something interesting to talk about besides my problems…oh yeah another thing..if you want me to put your button up here let me know, for those of you who have accessable buttons codes, I probably already put your button up there..if not let me know and send me the code and I will gladly add your button to my posts.. Laters.. -Damion-
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Back I guess...not much of an absence thoughO_o...
I figured I wouldn’t be able to post anything for a while..but the date for the E.P.(electronic portfolio) has been pushed back until sometime next week.. I got on here a little bit ago, and visited a few random sites..and I noticed that most of you, even though you don’t comment, do stop by every once and while..I saw my post copied and widespread through out everyone’s friends listings.. it’s pretty cool, I thought some of you guys never stopped by but now I see that most of you do..so its all good. I just wish that you’d comment so that I know who’s here and what-not…but either way it’s cool.I just spent $1.50 on a smoothie to help fund my FBLA organization…not sure why though..the year is already over and the money raised does me no good…ah well..I guess it helps someone who needs it…well I’ll visit later…well..actually comment later..I can’t right now ‘cuz I’m almost out of class time…but I will at home…so.. laters for now.. -Damion- I also changed the bg for those who notice..
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Absence..
I may be gone for the next few days or so..I have to put some serious work into my EPortfolio..procrastination has taken me by the throat and now I have two days to finish something that I haven't really started..so now I have to rush to get it done. Ah..well that's what I get. I'll still be stopping in to check PM's and change the BG images..so yeah..take care.. Laters.. -Damion-
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Monday, May 22, 2006

Nothing new..
Just finished my Term Paper for spanish..I think I did pretty well, I just gotta see what the teacher thinks...i'll check in later -Damion-
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Sunday, May 21, 2006

The truth that's hard to see for ladies
I got this through my space...I hold all this to be true.. -Damion- You might not agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls dont realize it till it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice. From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ___________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ___________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. ___________________________________________ Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T "FEEL BAD" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." ____________________________________________________ Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. ____________________________________________________ You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up ____________________________________________________ Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. ____________________________________________________ Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. ____________________________________________________ Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful" I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; ) ____________________________________________________ Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ... ....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance ************************************************** Guys repost this if you agree Girls repost this if you think it's cute Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this
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Thursday, May 18, 2006

   I guess the day is fine..
Nothing much going on right now..Just sitting in class messing with flash…I might make a flash game soon..not sure though..it would be a great addition to my E-Portfolio. I just need a good idea to go with, so if you guys have any Ideas, let me know…once it’s done I’ll put it up here for you guys to see…but keep in mind that flash videos take a long while to make..it is frame-by-frame animation after all.. as for the site, I think I have enough pics to have a Naruto theme for a bit..so That should be up either tonight or tomorrow…Lately I’ve been playing GTA3 a lot…I guess being able to walk down the street with a baseball bat and bashing the skull of the first person to randomly bump into you, helps a lot with stress…along with stealing, drag racing, and blowing things up…(^_^)..ah well..I’m off for now..Gonna see if I can find a place to dl(download) some skins.. Laters.. -Damion-
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   Meh...
Well..nothing much going on..still having issues with the gf but oh well..the year is almost over..I managed to visit everyone.. so I think I am going to go and get ready to go to sleep..I have been so tired lately it's not even funny..well take care all.. Laters.. -Damion-
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

   Done..now off to destruction..
Hey all..I visited and now I am off to play Grand theft Auto 3..oh yeah, I had the job interview today..so If all goes well I should begin working sometime next week..wish me luck guys..I actually did alot better than I thought I woulda done..well.. Laters.. -Damion-
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Nothing much...
I visited everyone for today, now I am just here...sitting at my comp...typing because I have nothing else to do..I guess I could talk about the biggest problem with downloading from a p2p server(person 2 person) like Limewire and kazaa. The biggest problem I have is downloading porn when I am looking for anime. People mis-label things on purpose so you download their porn videos which are encoded with a direct link to a porn site. It's so annoying, luckily I have figured out how tell if it's porn beforehand. Like if it is supposed to be an episode of an anime, most of the time it will be about 120-150 mb big. Movies are usually around 700mb, and some anime movies that are hour-long specials, are about 300mb..well I think I havwe bored you guys enough..I am off.. Laters.. -Damion-
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