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Birthday • 1988-09-28 Gender •
Male Location • Vegas Member Since • 2005-07-20 Occupation • Website programmer/Graphic artist/Gamer/ I.T. Real Name • Damion
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Achievements • not many..none important enough to mention anyway, well depends on what you consider important.. - 98% Of Teens Say "I Love You" .. But only 2% actually mean it, if you are part of that 2%, add this to your profile Anime Fan Since • 1992 I was about 4 years old.. Favorite Anime • Bleach\ Detective Conan(Case Closed)\ Eureka 7\ Love Hina\ GTO\ Naruto\ Patlabor\Yu Yu Hakusho\ Trigun\ FullMetal Alchemist\ Inuyasha\ Neon Genesis Evangelion\ One Piece\ Shaman King\ S-Cry-Ed\ Paranoia Agent\ DBZ(Ball\GT)\ Tenchi\ Mini-Ah! My Goddess\ Wi Goals • Become a top notch programer Hobbies • Anime, and games\ reading\ writing Talents • none really, except for my comic ability
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Friday, May 26, 2006
Nothing new..really...
I visited everyone, and now I am just surfing around myspace…
seeing who I can find, a lot of odd people out there…but hey,
it's the human population right>>?Anyway..I might change the theme
back to my normal state for a bit, until I feel like changing
it again..we'll see what happens…nothing else going on, except
for this story my friend lordsesshomaru wrote which I just had to add my(as in my personal) Otaku story archive..
The setting is feudal Japan . The time is sometime in the early afternoon.
The characters are the tremendous trio of Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken. They are
taking a much-needed break after wandering around the forests aimlessly.
Sesshomaru stands away from Rin and Jaken, nothing out of the ordinary. Jaken is
poking a turtle with his Staff of Two Heads. Rin is looking at the clouds,
thinking. The young girl blinks repeatedly before walking over to her master
the Lord of the Western Lands, Sesshomaru.
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru... I have a question.
Sesshomaru: Speak child and pray that you will not be wasting my time.
Rin: Um, right. I was thinking... where do babies come from?
Sesshomaru's eyes widen to the size of baseballs. He looks away
from Rin before releasing a bold-faced lie from his lips.
Sesshomaru: To be entirely honest, I really do not know.
Rin: Really? I guess that's why you have no kids... hmm.
I'll ask Master Jaken.
Sesshomaru: (thinking) That was close... I hate it when kids ask
that question.
Rin skips over to Jaken, who has given up on poking the
turtle with the staff.
Rin: Master Jaken, where do babies come from?
Jaken: WHA...?! Why are you asking me such a question!? Ask
M'Lord!
Rin: He said that he didn't know.
Jaken: Don't lie to me! Lord Sesshomaru knows everything!
Rin: He didn't know that. So, where do they come from?
Jaken: Well... uh... um... you see...
Jaken runs away.
Rin: If he didn't know, all he had to do was say so.
The young girl looks down at the turtle that Jaken was teasing.
Rin: Mr. Turtle, where do babies come from?
Turtle: I never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl.
Rin: ...........what......?
Rin shrugs and returns to Sesshomaru.
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, with your permission, I'd like to go to
the nearest village and ask where babies come from.
Sesshomaru: I suppose that you can. It isn't very far from here...
and it's Inuyasha's village. As much as I despise him, you should
be safe there... all right, go.
Rin walks through some bushes and other plantlife and is near the
village of Kaede . She sings a chipper song as she arrives in town.
The first person she sees is Kagome. Rin feels that Kagome
should know the answer.
Kagome: Rin? What are you doing here?
Rin: Hello Lady Kagome! I have a question. Where do babies come
from?
Kagome: .................
Rin smiles and waits for Kagome's response.
Kagome: Babies... they come from... uh... the stork. The stork
brings babies to parents who want a child.
Rin: Then where does the stork get them?
Kagome: He... buys them... at a store...
Rin: Then can't the parents buy them at the store too? The stork
is really not needed.
Kagome: Heh heh... true...
Inuyasha stomps his belligerent self over to the pair of females.
Inuyasha: Rin? What the hell are you doing here?
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha is pulled to the ground by the magic beads around his
neck. He grumbles and stands up.
Inuyasha: HEY! What was that for?
Kagome: Don't say bad words in her presence! She's a child!
Inuyasha: FEH! Like I care. Rin, what do you want?
Rin: Lord Inuyasha, where do babies come from?
Inuyasha starts to sweat. He looks at Kagome... who is looking
at the clouds and whistling. Inuyasha's eyes turn back to Rin's.
Inuyasha: Sesshomaru sent you here to piss me off, didn't he?
Rin: Nope. I'm just curious. Do you know where they come from?
Inuyasha: Of course I do!
Rin: Where?
Inuyasha: Uh... I'm not telling you!
Rin: Why?
Inuyasha: Because!
Rin: Why?
Inuyasha: Because you're a friend of my enemy!
Rin: Why?
Inuyasha: Ask him, how should I know?
Rin: Why?
Inuyasha: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Rin: Why?
Inuyasha shrieks like a banshee and runs away from Rin's
interrogation. Kagome chases after him. Rin shakes her head in
confusion.
Rin: Goodness, why is this question so hard to answer?
Rin looks around and sees Shippo playing with a toy ball. She
decides to ask him.
Rin: Greetings, Master Shippo! Do you know where babies come from?
Shippo: Wow, that was random. Um... babies come from women's
tummies when they are pregnant.
Rin: I see. And how do women get pregnant?
Shippo: ............
Shippo has frozen like a deer in headlights. Rin waves her hand
in front of Shippo's face. No response. Rin sees Miroku with
Sango. She leaves Shippo to ask them her new question.
Rin: Master Miroku, Lady Sango, hello!
Miroku: Master Miroku? It's a good thing that my name isn't Bater.
Sango: MIROKU! YOU DIRTY MONK!
Rin: Huh? I don't get it. Oh well. I have a question. I
know that babies come from pregnant women, but how do women get
pregnant?
Sango and Miroku stare at the child and then each other. Miroku
laughs before turning his focus back to Rin.
Miroku: Right now, you are just a young girl. In about 10 years,
come back and I could show you how.
SLAP!! Sango's hand meets Miroku's face. She holds Rin's hand and
kneels down to her level.
Sango: You see, Rin, when a man and a woman love each other,
they decide to have a baby. To have the baby, they... they...
do something special. Once the special thing is done, the woman
is pregnant and the baby is born about nine months later. Is that okay?
Rin: Not really. What's the special thing?
Sango: I... uh... I... er...
Miroku laughs again. He moves Sango aside to talk with Rin. He
whispers into her ear, finally revealing the truth of where babies
come from.
Sango: NO! Miroku, what did you tell her?
Miroku: The truth. Now that should take care of that.
Rin smiles and thanks Miroku and Sango. She skips on her way out
of the village and back to her team. Jaken has returned to
Sesshomaru's side by this time. Rin is still smiling.
Sesshomaru notices this.
Sesshomaru: So, you have learned where babies come from?
Rin: Yes, Master Miroku told me. But I have another question.
Sesshomaru: Go on.
Rin: Are handcuffs and whipped cream really necessary for
the baby to be made?
Jaken: .........
Sesshomaru rubs his right temple with his fingers. He says nothing
and lowers his head. Rin sighs and sits down, waiting for an
answer to her question.
THE END
Awesome story, LS if you have a problem with my adding your story
to my archives let me know..no hard feelings, it is yours after all..
Well I am off
for now people..I'll post again when I find something
interesting to talk about besides my problems…oh yeah another
thing..if you want me to put your button up here let me know,
for those of you who have accessable buttons codes, I
probably already put your button up there..if not let me know
and send me the code and I will gladly add your button to my
posts.. Laters..
-Damion-
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