myOtaku.com: Dan L

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1983-02-09
Gender
• Male
Location
• Sheffield, England
Member Since
• 2003-11-23
Occupation
• Consumption Assistant
Real Name
• Daniel C Lucking

Personal

Achievements
• Nothing of note
Anime Fan Since
• I'm a what now?
Favorite Anime
• The one where all the people have funky big eyes.
Goals
• To go gray, rather than recede. I want a full head of hair when I'm old- even if it is gray. Funnily enough I've started going noticably gray already (from a close distance)
Hobbies
• God, Music, Reading, Sleeping, Working with Kids
Talents
• Varied. Not necessarily many, though.

myOtaku.com: Dan L

Monday, August 23, 2004

The Bible For Computer Nerds
New!
The Bible in Contemporary Computer Geek Language! Selected Passages as follows:

Matthew 8:23-27
NIV Version:
Then he got into the boat and his disciples followed him. Without warning, a furious storm came up on the lake, so that the waves swept over the boat. But Jesus was sleeping. The disciples went and woke him, saying, "Lord, save us! We're going to drown!"
He replied, "You of little faith, why are you so afraid?" Then he got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.
The men were amazed and asked, "What kind of man is this? Even the winds and the waves obey him!"

Computer Geek Version:
Jesus: *gets into boats, disciples follow*
*Storm suddenly pops out of nowhere and rocks the boat all over the place. Jesus sleeps*
Disciples: *shake Jesus in attempt to wake him* DUDE! WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Jesus: You little wusses. *Gets up and tells the Storm to quit it*
Disciples: WTF!!?!?11 Where did he learn to do that?

2 Kings 2:24
NIV
He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD . Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths

CGV
Elisha: GOD OWNZ j00! *Two bears appear and rip the 42 kids to peices*

Psalm 24:1
NIV
The earth is the LORD's, and everything in it, the world, and all who live in it

CGV
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO GOD

1 Corinthians 9:20-22
NIV
To the Jews I became like a Jew, to win the Jews. To those under the law I became like one under the law (though I myself am not under the law), so as to win those under the law. To those not having the law I became like one not having the law (though I am not free from God's law but am under Christ's law), so as to win those not having the law. To the weak I became weak, to win the weak.

CGV
Paul: to the nerd, I became like a nerd. To those with perfect grammar and good vocabulary, I gained that also, so as to win them for Christ. t0 7|-|053 \/\/|-|0 5P0|<3 1337 | |20XX0|2|). And to the n00b I lost all sense of reason and OMGOMG!11! i totly wonthm ovr an God OWNZ THM NOW!!1!!!111
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