Tuesday, August 24, 2004

You Asked For It
well, Soley did anyway..

kind of. I'm not going to post up a "1337 Bible".. however, I'm going to attempt to CGV-ise the entire of Psalm 24 (the one that starts off "ALL YOUR BASE... :p")

.. in the form of an AIM conversation

(note: CGV Bible passages are mainly for amusement, not in order to be entirely theologically correct. Or even partially.. :S)

*Ahem*

NIV Version

Of David. A psalm

The earth is the LORD's, and everything in it,
the world, and all who live in it;

for he founded it upon the seas
and established it upon the waters.

Who may ascend the hill of the LORD ?
Who may stand in his holy place?

He who has clean hands and a pure heart,
who does not lift up his soul to an idol
or swear by what is false.

He will receive blessing from the LORD
and vindication from God his Savior.

Such is the generation of those who seek him,
who seek your face, O God of Jacob.

Lift up your heads, O you gates;
be lifted up, you ancient doors,
that the King of glory may come in.

Who is this King of glory?
The LORD strong and mighty,
the LORD mighty in battle.

Lift up your heads, O you gates;
lift them up, you ancient doors,
that the King of glory may come in.

Who is he, this King of glory?
The LORD Almighty-
he is the King of glory.

CGV

DavidOfIsrael: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO GOD
DavidOfIsrael: for all your base were be make by God in beginning
DavidOfIsrael: Whose character can climb up God's hill
DavidOfIsrael: and still be standing when they get to the Holy Place?
DavidOfIsrael: The one that is noble and pure,
DavidOfIsrael: who doesn't idolise some fool,
DavidOfIsrael: or swear by what only n00bs think to be true
DavidOfIsrael: God will take care of them, and will defend them
DavidOfIsrael: against even the most cunning conspiracy site
DavidOfIsrael: They are the ones who only use google to find him-
DavidOfIsrael: *looks upwards* they use google to find you, Jacob's God.
DavidOfIsrael: Disable your passwords, O you servers, have your restricted access unlocked
DavidOfIsrael: so that the King of Glory can haxx0r you
Server09283: Invalid Username- King of Glory
DavidOfIsrael: He is God, powerful and big in the fights against net porn
DavidOfIsrael: Disable your passwords, O you servers, unlock your restricted access
DavidOfIsrael: so that the King of Glory can haxx0r you
Server09283: Invalid Username- King of Glory
DavidOfIsrael: PAY ATTENTION. He is GOD
DavidOfIsrael:This could go on for hours. Forget it.
DavidOfIsrael Signed off at 14:15:31
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