Sunday, March 21, 2004

   boooooored
No motivation for duty in my life, yo, been partying/hangen out/watching movies all week with friends, and it rocks! I wish I can just do that! Sigh, only this year and next year left of mooching off my dad so I can do that kind of stuff.

I did kind of want to catch up in all my homework, meh, I might do some of it tonight. moving on, mother nature once again has teased us with warm and melty weather before getting cold and snowy again. I really should have gone snowboarding with a friend who ivited me, today is the only day I haven't done sommat with friends. At least I slept. AAH, I should take a really long bath in our whurlpool tub! *melt*

This morning read a little more Vonnegut, it's funny shit:
A nothinghead was a person who refused to take his ethical birth-control pills three times a day. The penalty for that was $10,000 and ten years in jail.
This was at a time when the population of Earth was 17 billion human beings. That was far too many mammals that buf for a planet that small. The people were virtually packed together like druplets.
Druplets are the pulmy little knobs that compose the outside of a raspberry.
So the World Government was making a two-pronged attack on overpopulation. One pronging was the encouragement of ethical suicide, which consisted of going to teh nearest Suicide Parlor and asking a Hostess to kill you painlessly while you lay on a Barcalounger. The other pronging was teh compulsory ethical birth control.
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"I don't need to reming you girls," the sheriff went on, "that a nothinghead is bery sensitive from teh waist down. If Billy the Poet somehow slps in here and starts making trouble, one good kick in the right place will do wonders."
he was referring to the fact that ethical birth-control pills, the only legal form of birth control, made people numb from the waist down.
Most men said their bottom halves felt like cold iron or balsa-wood. Most women said their bottom galves felt like wet cotton or stale ginger ale. The pills were so effective that you cold blindfold a man who had taken one, tell him to recite the Gettysburg Address, kick him in the balls while he was doing it, and he wouldn't miss a syllable.
The pills were eithical becase thy didn't interfere with a person's ability to reproduce, which would have been immoral. All the pills did was take every bit of pleasure out of sex.
Thus did science and morals go hand in hand.

Soory for all yous who hate to read long things, and good job for those who made it! party now, whoo hoo. and I successfully make a fool of meself!
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