Saturday, March 5, 2005

I'm pretty sure I made it 24 hours w/out logging on. It doesn't really matter, though. Yesterday I decided to stop watching TV, since there's nothing really good on, except now I spend twice as much time playing video games. Devil May Cry 3's coming out, and sooner or later the new FF7 game will come out, starring none other than Vincent Valentine.

What else? I can't think of anything good...Right. Nuclear Waste is measured in silos called "Sunshine Units" Isn't that nice? "I'm walking on sunshine..."
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Friday, March 4, 2005

Allright, It's almost midnight, and I've just finished watching the entire Hellsing Series. I won't be on tomorrow, I've taken the computer all day today, so I'll make amends by not logging on. Give and take, if you know what I mean.

BTW 50%of all first admissions to mental institutions are tracable to alcohol. I had another fun fact in mind, but the last one I posted recieced...less then commendable feedback. Oh well, if I had wanted positive feedback, I would have posted something a little more tasteful.

Later
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Tuesday, March 1, 2005

Did you know it's a third-world custom for a woman's clitarus to be forcefully removed to reduce sexual pleasure, so they won't cheat on their husband? Yeah, now try to eat and see how fast it comes up.

Anyway, I've been home sick today, so I'm basically beside myself with boredum. My friend linked me to a new site where you can download anime movies, and I've been watching it all day. Seriously, I need to get away from my computer screen, or my eyes are going to zot out.
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Sunday, February 27, 2005

Memory Relapse
For the past hour or two, I've been visiting MyO sites, signing guestbooks, listening to the midis, whatever. While visiting im2kawaii4u21's site, I heard the Ghost in the Shell theme song, and I had this total flashback about my sister, who used to do graphics on the computer when I was about ten. Trippy as hell.

Also, when I checked my GB, I found somebody used the word "goth" which got me thinking about its meaning. I live in a place where goth's a huge fad, so in my hometown, goth is an excuse to shove saftey-pins through one's eyebrow. In my dictionary, goth is one who likes to be alone, which I find funny as hell, since all the goths cluster in groups of five and hang out around school. Misery loves company, I suppose.
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I spent about ten-fifteen minutes trying to get a picture for my site, but I can't. Go figure. Here's today's point of intrest:

Everyone knows Cuba is the leading supplier of cocaine. I'll bet you didn't know that they're now a growing supplier of heroin, ESPECIALLY in the US.

Oh beautiful, for smoggy skies,
insectocided grain,
and strip mine mountain majesty
above the asphault plain.
America, america, man sheds its waste on thee,
and hides the pines with billboard signs
from sea to oily sea.
-George Carlin
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Saturday, February 26, 2005

**** Happens
This was on a poster I saw in a Thrift Store:

Catholics: If **** happens, you deserve it.

Confucism: Confucious say, **** happens

Lawerism: For enough money, we'll get you out of this ****

Athiest: I can't believe this ****

Jehovas Witness: Knock knock, **** happens

Bhuddism: This ****'s gonna happen again.

Orthadox Jewish: So **** happens already!

Numerism: This ****'s squared.

Apocalysm: We're gonna give you ****

Christianity: Praise Jesus. BTW, **** happens
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"the two scouts had planted an ambush for the enemy, but they were discovered and shot from behind. Now their blood was turning the snow the color of strawberry sherbert.
So it goes."

-Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughter-House Five

My First Post, and all I can think of are random quotes:

"Single serving drinks, single serving snacks, single serving friends."
-Fight Club
And to go with that:
"Planet Starbucks"
Along with:
"We are the all singing, all dancing crud of the world."
-Fight Club(again)

What Else?

"I don't think I think I know..."
-Ed, Cowboy Bebop

"Well, then my folder will read IDGARA."
"Excuse me?"
"I don't give a rat's a**"
Robin Williams, Patch Adams

There's more!

"I've been fired a lot in my lifetime...you can tell."
-George Carlin

George Carlin's reduced ten commandments:

Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie

Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless they prey to a different invisable man then you prey to.

Thou shalt keep thy religion to thy self!

"Three is all you need. Moses could have carried them down the hill in his ****ing pocket!"

-George Carlin
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