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Saturday, February 26, 2005

"the two scouts had planted an ambush for the enemy, but they were discovered and shot from behind. Now their blood was turning the snow the color of strawberry sherbert.
So it goes."

-Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughter-House Five

My First Post, and all I can think of are random quotes:

"Single serving drinks, single serving snacks, single serving friends."
-Fight Club
And to go with that:
"Planet Starbucks"
Along with:
"We are the all singing, all dancing crud of the world."
-Fight Club(again)

What Else?

"I don't think I think I know..."
-Ed, Cowboy Bebop

"Well, then my folder will read IDGARA."
"Excuse me?"
"I don't give a rat's a**"
Robin Williams, Patch Adams

There's more!

"I've been fired a lot in my lifetime...you can tell."
-George Carlin

George Carlin's reduced ten commandments:

Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie

Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless they prey to a different invisable man then you prey to.

Thou shalt keep thy religion to thy self!

"Three is all you need. Moses could have carried them down the hill in his ****ing pocket!"

-George Carlin
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