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• J: Annoying the heck out of people. Along with other things. C: lifegaurd! lol!
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• J: Let's see, there was... no wait...crap, I'm a failure. Oh wait, I managed to get the best girlfriend in the world! C: I managed to get the best BF in the universe!!!
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• J: Well, to be a somebody, to make a difference. C: to live a long happy life with Jer and to REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD!!!
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• J: I have the incredible ability to, well, be me. C: I can belch louder, lower, and longer, than most guys...and dragons...




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Thursday, October 27, 2005

J: The truth about bats and frogs
"Frogs eat flies. Bats fly. Therefore frogs eat bats, right?"

Wrong

You ask yourself, if that is not the case, what is? What is the truth? We asked investigative journalist Kermit the Frog.

"Well, you see, in reality bats and frogs have nothing to do with each other."

There you have it, folks. Is this really the truth, or is it just a cover-up by a warped, bat-eating frog? We at ANIMALSNOOZ will keep you updated.
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J: Yep, my life is great
Well, okay that may be a SEVERE exaggeration, but it isn't too bad at the moment. I have a woman I love (who unfortunately lives on the other side of the country), a stable paycheck (even though the job sucks), great friends(who I rarely have the chance to see), and am receiving a college education (that I have to pay for!). Hey wait a second! This sucks!
Okay, not really. I could quit my job if I had to, my girl is moving down here next year, I still keep in touch with my friends, and am gaining experience that can help me throughout life. Oh, and as a side note, this will be the most normal post I'll ever write, so be prepared for the worst!
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J: Love
There, now that I'm in the right state of mind, It's time to start my proclamation of love (don't worry, folks, it'll be quick and painless; my site isn't only about Caroline, she's just an important part of my life so I feel like I would be a jerk not to mention the person who makes me feel all warm inside). I love you Caroline! I don't know what I'd do without you! You're perfect in every way,and every second we're apart I miss you even more! And all I have to do is think about you to put a smile on my face. And so I repeat...I love you! (See, that wasn't so bad, now was it?)
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J: Filler
Okay, let's face it. I need to fill up at least a little space on this site, so here goes...Well, whaddaya know? I'm done!
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