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Birthday
• 1992-03-31
Gender
• Female
Location
• within the darkness of hell
Member Since
• 2004-08-03
Occupation
• manipulating a certain dog demon or maby just helpping my dad do blowwing glass if you prefer
Real Name
• twins dont want to say there name and the thirden yvoone. yah i know its weird we 3 sgare an account cuz were to lazy to make another one... eh.... anyways to hell with the gov and rock on ban aid!

Personal

Achievements
• graduating from grade8
Anime Fan Since
• i was a fan scince forever. yes even b4 the begining of time.
Favorite Anime
• Yugioh,Hellsing, um inuyasha RahXephon, um, X, um, noir,um last excilel*i know i spelled it wrong, excel excel,gundam seed /wing /endlesswaltz, sailormoon, angelsantcuary, cardcaptors,ghost in a shell, appel seed, digicharat,divergence eve...i know too m
Goals
• to marry yami off of Yu-Gi-oh and to become anime artists. (the three of us.)
Hobbies
• breathing sleeping drawing and um...watching anime?
Talents
• sitting ,breathing ,sleeping oh and eatting drawing i guess , watching anime drawing anime getting hyper. getting high n' dispising everthing in my life.

myOtaku.com: dark desirers

Tuesday, June 6, 2006

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Catholic Schoolgirls
written by Casey Kurtti

( Elizabeth is a second grade student at coed catholic school. She has been elected to give a tour of the church to a group of kindergarten students.)
Elizabeth: Okay everybody. This ... is church. This is God's house. If you ever want to talk to Him, you just come in here and sit in one of those long chairs and start talking. But not too loud. Or else you might wake up one of those statues. And they are praying to Jesus. (Bows head) Oh! I forgot to tell you. Whenever you hear the name Jesus (Bows head) you have to bow your head or else you have a sin on your soul. Now, over there is the statue of Jesus' (bows head) mother. Her name is the Blessed Virgin Mary. She is not as important as Jesus (bows head) so you don't have to bow your head when you hear her name. Over there is the statue of Jesus' (bows head) father. Hey, (points at small child) you didn't bow your head. Don't do that cause you'll get a black spot on your soul and you go straight to hell. Now, in hell it is really hot and you sweat a lot. And these little devils come and they bite you all over the place. But if you're really good, you get to go to heaven. Now, in heaven they have this big refrigerator full of lots of stuff to eat! Like ice cream, and chocolate and donuts and it never runs out. But the best part about heaven would have to be that you can talk to anybody you want to. Let's just say that I wanted to talk to... (thinks real hard) Cleopatra! Well, then I would go up to one of the Saints and I would get a permission slip and I would fill it out. Then I would hand it to Jesus (bows head). Hey! (Looks at small child again) You didn't bow your head! Okay, I warned you. And then, I would fly across heaven, cause when you get in they gives you wings, and I would have a nice chat with Cleopatra. I just hope everyone I like get accepted into heaven, or else I won't ever see them again. One more thing, if you ever ask Jesus (bows head) a question and he answers you, make sure you write down the answer really quick, so you don't mess it up. Because, if you mess up an answer from Him, it could get you in real trouble.
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