Monday, December 29, 2003

   The CC Continues!!!

I am seriously beginning to believe this cockroach cult (hereby referred to as CC) really exists! The little bastards always find their way into my room. It's not because I keep a bag full of rotten lunch from months before (that's what you were thinking Zedstef), my schoolbag is as clean as they come! My room is neat (since no maid has come around to mess it up) but the little devils always run into my room! They don't fly through windows, they run through from the kitchen (I bet that's their sadistic little cult's headquarters). If ever I had the urge to grab a midnight snack, when I entered the kitchen there would always (Guaranteed. I remember there wasn't once and I was so surprised) a cockroach sitting (or whatever cockroaches do) by the door as if it were waiting for me. Then I would quietly tip-toe around it (it would just look at me) and I'd run to the other end of the kitchen (once there was another one waiting for me there too! Double-team! Unfair!). Then I'd grab the clean green (Aka Glenn's mootie, a household cleaner my uncle invented, cool huh?) and sprayed them to death with a twisted smile and a wicked glint in my eye!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! DIE you $%@#ing Mo' Fo's!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! (ahem)... where was I? Well, anyway, they'd die at my hands (this went on for months) and now they are coming into my room to ambush me in the middle of the night!!!!!!!! Evil tactics! They know how much I hate them!!!!!! they're out to get me! They'e coming for us all! It's only a matter of time before they take over the world and kill us all with Glenn's mootie!!!! (Ha ha, remember Pia's dream? but you were the paranoid one? I was the multi-perso... ha ha, what fun!) Well, as you have probably figured out, another cockroach (No. 4 now) ran into my room (My room is the last one in the hallway! I mean COME ON!!!!!!!!), it's run under my bed now (after I sprayed it with actual bug spray.... WHICH DIDN'T WORK!!!!!!!!! I knew I should have stuck to my own methods of killing. It was my uncle's idea that I should use Bug spray, stupid good-for-nothing men!!!!) And to make things worse, I'm the only one here! There is no man to come and squash it for me!!! In my eyes there is only two things a guy is good for.... Killing cockroaches and opening pickle jars (last week I had to resort to asking my uncle to open it for me... what a stab to my pride!! I still swear I could have opened it... eventually..... ok, maybe not but it was really tight and I was desperate!!!!!!! I love Pickles, what can I say?)

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