| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | no |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | no |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | next question please |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | in my prison school?....... |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | no |
| Do you steal?: | ......... next question please |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | no |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | ....who doesn't? |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | maybe |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | rarely |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | maybe |
| Do you read books often?: | maybe |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | no |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | Iw ould like to, but circumstances don't allow it |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | no |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | no |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | no (I hate it and If I do, I berate myself, it shows a lack of intelligence) |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | no |
| Are you intelligent?: | average |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | no |
| Black eyeliner?: | for certes |
| Black eyeshadow?: | for certes |
| Black trenchcoat?: | no |
| Black boots?: | sometimes |
| Black fishnets?: | no |
| Black nail polish?: | sometimes |
| Cigarettes?: | no |
| Heavy metal music?: | yes |
| Marilyn Manson?: | not really |
| Kittie?: | excuse me? |
| Cradle of Filth?: | uh....no |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | ooooh yes.... for certes |
| Do you like to be seen as: | ....nothing |
| Are you an intellectual?: | .... |
| An atheist?: | I prefer the term agnostic thanks.... |
| Horrible home life?: | .... |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | ..... yes |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | ..... ja |
| Self-mutilation?: | ...... ok that's enough |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | no |
| Big black boots?: | hmmmmm...... maybe....no |
| Mohawk?: | ......no |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | no...... not one so far |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | ...no |
| Wild hair colors?: | no |
| NOFX?: | no |
| Rancid?: | ja |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | ....... I suppose |
| A: | ok |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | not telling |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | no |
| Play a lot of sports?: | no |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | no |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | yes |
| Are you arrogant?: | I'd like to think not |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | no |
| Are you homophobic?: | no |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no, good guess though |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | maybe |
| Boobs = yes?: | boobs don't concern me.... thanks for asking though |
| Parties = yes?: | forget it |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | psh! |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | ....probably |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | nope |
| How much did you lose?: | n/a |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | n/a |
| Make yourself throw up?: | no |
| Make-up?: | of course |
| Low-cut tops?: | (sigh)...... no |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | My god...... who set this question?! |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | unfortunately yes.... |
| Giggle a lot?: | ..... I hope not |
| What's the deal with boys?: | they deserve to rot in hell |
| Thongs?: | ugh |
| Pretty bras?: | tch |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | whatever |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | males |
| Are you a feminist?: | 50% feminist |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | Mm-hmm...... who wouldn't think so after fight club? |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | hmmm...... depends every two days..... every day |
| How about your armpits?: | I'm not an ape.... |
| Are you emotional?: | (Who the hell set these questions? |
| Especially when on your period?: | |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | originality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | independance..... |
| Stability or Freedom?: | ..... can't decide |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | introvert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | isolation |
| Unique or Loved?: | unique |
| Understood or Individual?: | individual |
| You or Them?: | them....... this could go either way..... |
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