myOtaku.com: Dark Phoenix

Hello everyone! See, I am not dead! Sorry it’s been awhile since I have visited some of your sites, I have been busy. Anyway, Last Chance has been updated!! Yippie! I can’t believe it! As promised, thanks to Nikki for the idea! Some of my favorite quotes!

Shandrial's Top Quotes

Any master of battle should always take stock of his friends as well as his enemies.
Knowing both can, in time, be profitable.
- Anonymous

Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure.
- Lord Byron

He had died of natural causes--because a dagger in the heart naturally kills you. --Drizzt Do'Urden

I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield.

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeners.

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin.

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns.

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
Marty Feldman.

"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it."
W.C.Fields

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
Charlie Brown.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde

"Arrogant and right is surely better than humble and wrong."
Geoff Arbuthnot

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breath through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey.

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
Emo Philips

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
Mel Brooks

"I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb."
Freddie Starr

"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
Eric Morecambe

"Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy."
Spike Milligan

"If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance."
United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
Katharine Hepburn

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall".
(Eleanor Roosevelt)

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
(Victor Borge)

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
-Mark Twain

"There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins."
Josh Billings

"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy."
--Albert Einstein

Always do right. That will gratify some of the people, and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain