myOtaku.com: Dark Phoenix

I didn’t make it around to everyone’s pages yesterday and I apologize, I’ll get there this evening. The finished Sasuke pic is up now and I’d appreciate any feedback. And wow, 26 reviews for the Seto/Yami pic and not a single flame yet. o_O Though, I probably just jinxed myself right there. -_- It seems official that it’s “cute” no matter what’s going on in the piccie.

I’m a little short on time right now too, so I’ll just leave ya with something funny to read. Anyone in the DC area will get a kick out of these, you may have seen them before. And I think everyone else will find them amusing as well.
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Rules of the Washington DC, Metro Area

First, you must learn to call it by its rightful
name. It is D.C., or
the District". Only tourists call it Washington.

Next, if your road map of Montgomery County is more
than a few weeks
old, throw it out and buy a new one. It's obsolete.
If in Loudoun or
Fairfax County and your map is one day old, it's
already obsolete.

There is no such thing as a dangerous high speed
chase in D.C. It's
just another chase, usually on the BW Parkway.

All directions start with "The Beltway"...which has
no beginning and
no end, just one continuous loop that locals believe is
somehow clarified by an "inner" and "outer loop" designation. This makes
no sense to ANYONE outside the Beltway.

The morning rush hour is from 5 to 11 AM. The
evening rush hour is
from 1
to 8 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning,
especially during
the summer on Route 50 eastbound.

If there is a ball game at the Redskins stadium,
there is no point in
driving anywhere near PG County.

If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be
rear-ended and
shot at. If you run the red light, be sure to smile
for the $100 "picture" you will receive courtesy of DMV.
(However, if you
don't go as soon as the light turns green, you will
get cussed out in
382 languages.

Car horns are actually "Road Rage" indicators. Heed
the warning. All
old ladies in Buicks have the right of way in the
area of Leisure World.

Many roads mysteriously change their names as you
cross intersections.
Don't ask why, no one knows.

A taxi ride across town will cost you $12.50. A taxi
ride two blocks
will cost you 16.75. (It's a zone thing, you
wouldn't understand)

Traveling south out of DC on Interstate 395/95 is
the most dangerous,
scariest thing you will ever do. There is nothing
more frightening
than seven lanes of traffic cruising along at 85
mph, BUMPER TO
BUMPER!!!

The minimum acceptable speed on the Beltway is 85.
Anything less is
considered downright sissy.

The open lane for passing on all Maryland
interstates is the far
right lane because no self-respecting Marylander
would ever be caught
driving in the "slow" lane. Unofficially, both
shoulders are fair
game also.

The far left lanes on all Maryland interstates are
official "chat"
lanes reserved for drivers who wish to talk on their
cell phones.

If it's 10 degrees, it's Orioles' opening day. If
it's 110 degrees,
it's the Skins opening day.

If the humidity is 90+ and the temperature is 90+,
then it's May,
June, July, August and sometimes September.