For once, I am glad it’s Friday, because I have the weekend off! I can’t wait! Heh, welcome back to commenting chie-san!! Yeah, this is gonna be a short post, because getting up at 4 in the morning sucks and it’s way to early to be sententious ya. Hehe, there’s a word for. So instead, I am going to steal, ahem borrow the email Red sent me. Enjoy.
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HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE DRIVERS ARE FROM
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
One hand on wheel, one finger and head out window,
cursing, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: Philly.
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot
solidly on accelerator:
Boston.
One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap:
L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, and both feet on
brake, quivering in
terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on
accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in backseat: Italy.
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake,
mind on game: Seattle.
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both
feet being on accelerator and both feet on brake,
throwing a McDonald's
bag out the window: Texas.
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in
rear window, beer cans
on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West
Virginia.
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible
above window level,
driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with
left blinker on:
Florida.
One hand on wheel, the other holding a cell phone,
driving 130 mph and
four feet from your bumper, late for happy hour,
while flashing headlights
to tell you to get the hell out of the way:
Washington, D.C., Beltway.
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Have a good Friday everyone!
