Wednesday sucked at work. Boo. What a long day. At least yesterday wasn’t so bad and only one more day till the weekend. I can’t wait. And since I don’t really have anything interesting to post about, we’ll start off Friday with something funny! More Church Bulletin Board bloopers! Heh, man, I love these things. =P
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· Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
· The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
· The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
· Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
· Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
· Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help. (<= Absolute fav!)
· Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
· The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
· Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
· Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
· "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
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Well, I hope everyone has a great weekend!
I love that open pervert!
