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Saturday, December 11, 2004





Well, work wasn’t so bad tonight. I am not looking forward to the 12 hour shifts though, boo. I’m really tired now and don’t really have anything else to say, so instead how about some silly Christmas humor?

That welcomes Yamcha!!

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You Just Might Be A Scrooge...

If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon

If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away

If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas

If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson

If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night

If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts

If your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon

If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park

If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log

If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie

If your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat

If your favorite version of "Silent Night" is sung by OJ Simpson

If your favorite past time is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors' string of Christmas lights or defacing Christmas lawn charicatures with egg nog

And, finally - if your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin




Because we demand more Firefly

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