myOtaku.com: Dark Phoenix

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I haven’t done this in a long while. Some humorous zen thoughts… (if the post gets cut off, hit refresh)

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·I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

·A day without sunshine is like... night.

·On the other hand, you have different fingers.

·I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

·42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

·I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

·Honk if you love peace and quiet.

·Remember, half the people you know are below average.

·He who laughs last thinks slowest.

·The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

·I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

·Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

·Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

·A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

·Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. (ain’t that the truth?)

·Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

·If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

·When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

·Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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