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Wednesday, June 8, 2005


beware this is quite a long post cause i got bored.
yes since i have exams this week it is going to be very boring.

had three exams so far, they were science, maths and english and the science and maths tests where very boring but because you had to think a lot and also time seemed to go very slowly in those exams.

the english one today was not that hard and time seemed to go more quicker because i was enjoying doing the exam well parts of it.

history exam is tomorrow that i am going to hate cause the history which are test is on is very boring it is medicine so very boring i might like it if it was on battles or wars but what can you do.

on a other note i have been watching beyblade on toonami and i checked on the website to see what episode it was on after i had watched it and it was near the end and i had been watching it every night to see what happens the only thing is that when monday come i went to watch it at it's normal time and it said that it had been moved to a other time slot and the new time is gone 2:00am so i am going to buy the beyblade dvd's instead.

all that crap talk on beyblade and exams you must want something interesting to read but i am sorry but i have nothing interesting to say.

ok this is about what cats do in there day or rules if you want to act like a cat:
1. you must eat all food in bowl then meow for more or ask for something nicer like tuna.
2. don't forget to take a crap every few hours and make sure to stink the house out then make your owner clear it up while they say how nice it smells (not).
3. you must sleep for up to 18hours and if someone wakes you hiss at them or get up and sit on them then fall back to sleep.
4. don't forget to go out partying at night time everyone likes a party cat.
5. run away at the smallest sound.
6. if you get fleas make sure to share them with the family everyone likes fleas i mean they liked you enough so they would like your family.
7. make sure to clean your butt after going a crap the could be poo bits stuck in it and no cat would want poo bits falling on the floor.
8. make sure you lick your owner after licking your butt they can then smell and see how nice your poo looks and smells.
9. you must be posh and if you do not want what your owner gives you for food then annoy them till you get what you want.
last point.
10. run at the first sign of a dog you are much smarter than a dog so you run up a tree and when you are up there a other dog will spot you but then the two dogs would have a fight then one of them runs away and the other dog is badly hurt so you call all your cat friends and you out number him then you return home for food a 18hour break and a nice crap.

i was very bored so i put down all of those cat rules that wasted 30minutes of my time anyway got to go even though i have nothing else better to do. goodbye.

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