Friday, September 17, 2004

   ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM....
the longest word in the english language...


Three things to get off my chest:

1: I have seen Cowboy Bebop, so that is why I canna wait for it to get here. Some of you seemed to give the impresion that you thought that I had never actually seen it...

2: No, i didn't write the song. Pity really. its a good song. I first heard it in a shampoo advert...

3: Thanks guys for posting. We're all here, being slightly nerdish together. excellent.

I was in a really good mood last night. NONE of the cadets gave me grief, and so I was feeling good. Then i think the Smirnoff Ice that I had after helped increase that feeling. all the way home I was singing...

Had a boring day today, but I don't really care, as long as I get to come here and post and stuff. so im happy.

Current Status:
Location: Guess...
Wearing: Light green shirt etc.
Feeling: euphoric
Listening to: Some prat in the background playing on the piano.

I managed to get online and see the Photos of Flueky last night. I think that helped my good mood alot. ^-^

I had more to say, but I cant quite think of what they were.

I have had to sign this contract at school saying that I will not abuse the school computers and internet and only use them for school work. This very post is a testament to how much I really couldn't give a crap. Its only valid if I get caught anyway...

My dog, Sandy, has come back from my Grandads house yesterday. He goes there whenevr we go on holiday. Bless his soul, the poor mite is getting old (almost 16 or 17 in human years) and he is a little tottery on his legs. Going a bit grey as well. But he is my dog, and I love him, so I made a big fuss of him when he came back. He is a cross breed, between a Jack Russel and something else...

Also, when I parked up at school today, this lil black kitty came up and jumped on my bike! I didn't mind. I petted him (or her) a bit then he/she buggered off to find something else to do. Someone asked me whilst I was petting him/her if it was my cat! "Yeah mate, he rides with me on Luna..." peopel ask silly things...


AND NOW!!! *drumroll*
THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITNG FOR!!!

"SEE NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL" CHAPTER 6!!!!

however, I have literally just started writing it, so its only about two minutes worth of story. I haven't even really got into the main plot bit yet. But its just to give you a teaser, so here we go...

CHAPTER 6: BLIND TRUTH

Seeing Shimizu had left me with a taste for adventure, so a few days after the incident at the Newspaper, Kida and I boarded the train for the city once again. We had a picnic basket with us and we planned to have lunch in the City Park after spending the morning shopping. Shimizu had a couple of large department stores. It had been a while since I had been shopping, and Kida, bless her, reminded me why I tried to avoid the experience. We went to one store where she tried on a dozen outfits, then dragged me round two more department stores a bit further uptown, then dragged me back to the first store and bought the first outfit she had tried on in the first place. By this time I was exhausted and decided it was time for lunch. We sat by the river and opened up the basket.
“Man, I am starving.”
“You should be. You were on some kind of mad power drive there.”
“Sorry. I kinda get carried away.”
“It must have weird for the shop assistants, you calling me to move forward and backward all the time.”
“Well I couldn’t have you watching whilst I was changing, but the only way you would have seen the outfits was through my eyes in the mirror. We did good I think.”
“YOU did good. I am never going shopping again.”

* * *
If I get the chance, ill post more on Sunday. or Monday...
or alternatvley, you can wait until I've finished writing it and get the whole chapter at once.

Anyway, until next time: KEEP ON OTAKUING!!!

otakuing...is that even a word? madre de dios...



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Thursday, September 16, 2004

I think its time to blow this scene...ready? ok, three, two, one, lets jam!!!
FINALLY!

it seems Cowboy Bebop is shooting its way over the atlantic to the UK for a release in mid november. about friggin time too. we have the movie, but now we can get the tv series, and at "normal" stores like Virgin Megastores and HMV etc. halleigh-lu-ya!!!
no more having to go out to america to get Bebop DVDS!!!
HUZZAH

*ish very happy*
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*adds post*
Hello again.
current status:
Location: Mus tech (again!! i should like, bring a mini bar in here or something...)
Wearing: blue shirt and etc etc..
Feeling: dunno. weird, i guess...
Listening To: nada. I do have the Shrek 2 soundtrack in my bag tho...

in response to your posts yesterday:

Tarokun: *cuts Taro's head off.*

Flukey: Not yet, my school wont allow me to acsess my email. Ill have em by Sunday by the latest and then I'll either email or PM you back with comments. ^-^

'Star-chan: Thats cool...

Memaki: I HAVE RED BULL!!!

Cee-chan: yeah, know the feeling. okay, i have had two G.Fs, but im single at the mo...

Clair-chan: thank you and have a nice day to you too.

No. 5: yes I do. why?

I decided in the end not to bother with the party. Three reasons.
1: Im working all weekend, so it would not look good to turn up bleary eyed and hungover at work on Sunday.
2: I don't do parties.
3: I dont think id really fit in with her crowd. If we were bands, she'd be like Evanescence and Im more like Weird Al Yankovic. Not quite total opposites, but you wouldn't put em in a concert together.

...It makes me think though...

Chibi image of Darke: Careful...

Darke: *shoots image* i actually have no life. really. my life consists of work, cadets, school and online. I never go out with my mates. I never go to see movies or stuff. the last tme I activley went out it was on my own, and it was to London to go and buy manga.
I dont have a GF (though im not particulary sure I want one.). Lets face it. In terms of scoial status, Im a loser.
Not that i hate being who I am. I love my Gundams and my manga and coming here and chatting with you guys. But am I really a nerd?

*thinks about this*

...
LOL!! Yeah, I am a nerd. But im a cool nerd. I obsess about cool things. not silly things like minute details of LOTR or Harry Potter, and i dont have initamte knowledge of every single Star Trek or Star Wars publication. And the people who run and visit places like Forbidden Planet and design cool games are pretty cool themselves. And I can accept that.
Just as I can accept the fact that Im probably gonna die a virgin. its cool. I dont mind. I am who I am. Identity crisis over...

*sings*
I am what I am
I am my own special creation
So come take a look
Give me the hook or the ovation
It’s my world
That I want to have a little pride in
My world
And it’s not a place I have to hide in
Life’s not worth a damn
Till you can say
I am what I am

I am what I am
I don’t want praise I don’t want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it’s noise I think it’s pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle
Why not try to see things from a different angle
Your life is a sham
Till you can shout out
I am what I am

I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses
I deal my own deck
Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
It’s one life and there’s no return and no deposit
One life so it’s time to open up your closet
Life’s not worth a damn till you can shout out
I am what I am

I am what I am

I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses
I deal my own deck sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
It’s one life and there’s no return and no deposit
One life so it’s time to open up your closet
Life’s not worth a damn till you can shout out

I AM WHAT I AM!!!!

so stick that in your pipe and smoke it. *sticks middle finger up at the world at large and then walks off humming.*

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

YAY!!! 100 GB ENTRIES!!!
okay, tahst pretty poor considering some peoples sites but its a landmark.

Also, Flueky, sorry to burst your bubble, but I can touch my nose with my tongue too. its kinda hairy. (the tip of my nose, not my tongue...)

Current Status:
Location: Mus tech (again)
Wearing: Black shirt, tie, suit trousers, shoes, striped boxers, Simpson socks (too much detail, nich?)
Feeling: Kinda happy I finally get to go online, kinda narked that the recommendded retail price of red bull has gone up to a pound...
its also quite hot here (for once)
Listening to: Evanescence Album.


I have english homework to do, but I just cant seem to sit down and start it. Manga keeps distracting me…

Im at a loss for words at the mo. Absolutley nothing comes to mind. Nothing is happening to me.

Well, I have been invited to a girls Birthday party. Unfortunatly its on a Saturday, when im working. But if its after eight oclock, I should be alright. I need to get details off her. Her name is Rhian, and she used to be in my geography classes, before I dropped them ^-^. She’s nice. Im not sure if I have feelings for her or not. Or whether she feels the same. And, last of all, whether it really matters in the end…
Question for the girls: Do you ask boys out, or do you wait for guys to ask you out?

Moving swiflty on…

I did have something to say, but I fuhgot whot it be. I guess ill visit your sites and then do some work.

C’mon, sing it with me people!!!

“YOU DIG GIANT ROBOTS, I DIG GIANT ROBOTS, WE DIG GIANT ROBOTS….”


Am loving MEGAS XLR on toonami here. Everyone digs giant robots. I think the world would be a better place if we all had giant robots to work off our stress, in a controlled arena or something…

Ciao…


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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Schadenfreude…
Okay, I promised it and here it is…




LOOK!!! THE FRENCH TREES ARE SQUARE!!! PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!! ARGH!!! RUN FOR THE TREES!! NO WAIT….THEY’RE SQUARE!!!
*has a seizure*
…
*two hours later*

um…
*gets up*
achem.
Anyway…

Glad you liked my photos. I don’t think me and my bros look that much alike, but there you go. And yes, I do have lots of manga. That pic was taken before I went out and went crazy at N.Y and a few other places. A rough estimate…ummm, lessee…
ALL Cowboy bebop (3 and 2 “shooting star”= 5)=5
Eva 1-8 =13
Gundam Blue Destiny =14
G Gundam 1-3 =17
Last Outpost 1-3 =20
Endless Waltz =21
Battlefield of Pacifists =22
Blind Target = 23
Gundam Seed 1-2 =25
Seed Astray 1-2=27
Azumanga Daioh 1-4 =31
Saikano vol 1 = 32 manga books in total.


I think that’s it. And of course, that doesn’t even include my anime DvDs. But I aint gonna list them, cuz I have tonnes…

I had a terrifyin’ experience yesterday. I had got home after school and nature was calling, like it does. My house has a bathroom and a room with just a toilet in it. So I decided to use the toilet, rather than the bathroom. I told my lil bro to answer the phone if it rang and then shut the door. So I was just sitting there doing my business (try not to think about it too much -_-‘)
When I saw this thing sitting on a paint pot. (For some reason theres a lot of paint pots in our toilet.) It was in a blue wrapper, but was unwrapped. I turned it over…and lets just say I know a tampon when I see one. And the only female in the house is my mum. EWWW!!!!
I literally yelled out, then washed my hands. I mean, if its unwrapped, that means its been used, right? Yuk… Im gonna be scarred for life after that one. Eww….ew…ewww!! *burns mind to purify it*

Any way….


If you have visited Clair-Chan’s site recently you know she has been asking people about souls and spirits. For those of you missed it, this was my reply…

bleah...don't talk to me about spirits. I have this annoying belief that I cant get rid of that all inannimate(sp?) objects have a spirit. so when it comes to throwing things away, I just can't, or at least have trouble with it. Take last week for example. I had problems throwing away a pair of shoes I had over a year ago. I had this lil voice in my head saying "but they served you so well! and now you betray them by throwing them away!" and I get all guilty and stuff. I know its stupid, but I just cant help myself. I wont even look at other motor bikes now cuz I believe that Luna (my motor scooter)will be jealous. Gah!!

So I was wondering, does any one else have silly beliefs, or beliefs that are unusual? Ones that you know are a little bit silly, but you cant shake?

Ne who that’s me for now.
Current status:
Wearing: suit (again)
Location: Music Tech class sharing with a bunch of irritating and loud year nines
Listening to: “Schadenfreude” from the musical “Avenue Q” on Minidisk. Review coming shortly!!
Feeling: Content.

One more GB entry till I have a hundred!!! Yay me!!!

TTFN!! TA TA FOR NOW!!


You're a "Black Angel" which means your
an Angel of Death. You don't really care much
about people since no one was particularly nice
to you and now you want revenge for their
cruelty. You're always alone unless forced to
be with other people and you love to cause
trouble. You feel depressed a lot and don't
have something that could cheer you up like
most people. You don't find joy in people or
the arts or any item or some sort. You have
darker desires and you're very secretive.
(please forgive me if you cannot see the pics.
I'm having some difficulty with them. If you'd
like to see your result picture, email me @
soccerprincess@sunsemi.com and tell me ur
reult)


What Color Angel Are You? (PICS)
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Monday, September 13, 2004

PHOTOS!!!
Here are, as promised, sum photos. One photo wouldn’t upload proper, so I will try to upload it some time soon. It’s the one of square parisian trees ^-^

So, here we go.



My family in New York in May for my bros Graduation. In the top pic its me at the top, then from left to right its my lil bro, my big bro, my mum and my dad. In the bottom pic, its same order with me perching between me mum and dad.


TOO...MUCH...MANGA...CANT HOLD IT...MUCH...LONGER!!!


Yours truly on the London Eye, with north East London sky line in the background. Aint I an ugly mug?


a piccy I drew during summer, then pissed around with to try and get a photographic effect. It didn’t work that well. But its such a cool pic, I thought Id put it up anyway. In place of square trees until I can upload it. From left to right, Luna (adult form), Me, and Laura (one of my chars/ my guardian angel)

and there we have it. I was gonna upload more, but I got tonnes, and I wasn’t sure which to load up, so I loaded up four of the best from the film I got back. Well, five if you include the double N.Y pic.

NOW I want to see YOUR piccies!!! I wanna see who it is Im talking to at least. C’mon guys. Please!!! *puts on puppy eyes* eww, gross. *puts em away, takes out Darke Plushie* c’mon, you know you can’t resist Darke Plushie. *squeezes Darke Plushie*

Darke Plushie: Show us your photos!!! Or I will glomp you!!!!

Darke: Aint he freakin cute? How can you say no? Anywhoo, see ya laters!!!!!

nandeyanen!!!

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Sunday, September 12, 2004

ADVERTISING....
few things to say before I get on to the main point of this post.
1: I wasn't fired (darn)
2: Im gonna try and stick at English for a while
3: Photos tomorrow providing I can get access to the net. I would do it now, but my connection is slow and crappy.

and Now *drumroll"...

Darke Angel…we all love him. But there’s only one of him…UNTIL NOW!

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There’s glomping Darke, with real glomping action, high Darke with Red Bull Swigging action and electronic Darke with motor scooter. Press the button and hear him say one of several road rage phrases, including: “OH, THE SPEED!!”, “OUTTA MY WAY ASSHOLE!”, “C’MON, YOU COULD FIT A DOUBLE DECKER BUS THROUGH THERE!” and “EAT MY DUST, LOSERS!”.


And now, for a limited time only, there’s the ultimate Darke Angel toy: DARKE ANGEL ELCTRONIC DELUXE PLUSHIE!!!

This 12’’ Plushie comes with scale size Red Bull can and Upside Down Toast.
Press his stomach and hear him say one of two trillion phrases!! Put him in front an anime or manga and he will comment on it! Put Red Bull in his hand and he will say “Oh yeah, that’s the stuff,” or “Damn, Im high.” Put upside down toast in his hand and he will say “Man, am I depressed.” Put him on his head with the toast and he will quote Shakespeare!
Other phrases include Quotes from his Manga “See No Evil, Speak No Evil,”, unique thoughts for the week, Checkout philosophy, bitching about work and cadets, funny random phrases and much, much more! Here’s a selection:
“Ha-HA-ha. That makes me laugh.”
“C’mere y’all and gimme a hug,”
“Poontang!”
“When there’s trouble, you know who to call: Darke Angel! *ringing sound* Hullo? You’re in trouble? BWA-HA-HA-HA! *hangs up*”
“Life is that annoying period between naps.”
“I wanna cookie!”
“I wish I had a Gundam,”
“Wear sunscreen,”
“Every journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step…unless you’re in a wheelchair…”
“Sticks and stones will break my bones, but a bullet to the head would kill me.”
“Life is like a Ferrari. It goes too fast. But that’s okay. You can’t afford it anyway.”
“I hate Mondays. And Tuesdays. And all the other days…”
And more!!

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Furbie: ME WUV YOU!
Darke: Fuck off, Foo’! Im trying to look cool!

Or with a Poo-chi:
Poo-Chi: Woof!
Darke: Piss off Mutt. Do I look like a fucking fire Hydrant to you?

Put two Darke DX plushies together and they talk to each other!! They also sing a duet of a number of original songs, including “High on Life,” and the highly acclaimed “I talk to myself, that’s why they put me away,”

Darke Angel DX Plushie also comes with a number of different clothes! Put him in his full length Leather Jacket and he’ll say, “Oh yeah, looking good!”
Put him in his Sleeve-less T-shirt and he’ll say, “Its gonna be a hot one!”
Put him in his cadet uniform and he’ll yell out commands!
Put him in his Work Uniform and he’ll complain endlessly and randomly sprout out interesting thoughts!
Or put him in nothing at all, and he’ll say: “hey, whatever floats your boat baby!” or “what are you, gay?”

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ciao!

PS: my sincerest apologies to all who live in florida regarding the whole Ivan thing. Be battening down dem hatches now. take care!!
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Friday, September 10, 2004

CHIKADEE!!!
heh! lah de dah...


I spent ALL freakin day in mus tech yesterday, mostly online.
Then I wnet cadets and got stressed at the cadets. business as usual. getting back into routine...

WEEEEE!!!! I GET PAID TODAY!!
*does his happy dance. It starts to rain...*

Hey, my happy dance be a rain dance!! woo!!!

Im really high at the moment. don't know why.

*releases Chained Angel so she can pee.*

I was watching my Saikano Vol.1 DVD this morning. As a consequence I didnt leave the house until 8:40...which is the time that school officially starts. oops. ^-^ and it is actually raining here too. But I dont care. Im still walking around in a shirt with the sleeves rolled up. I hate having to wear uniform, but today I have this "Kaji" (from Evangelion) look going on, minus the long hair. so its cool.

Current status:
wearing: blue shirt, sleeves rolled up, top button undone, tie slightly loose.
feeling: strangely happy.
Listening to: "Invoke" Gundam Seed opening Midi
Doing: writing this...duh. and hiding this from the teach.

The answers to yesterdays quiz:
1) Mount Everest - mount Everest was there before it was discovered y'know.
2) 1 -how many have YOU got.
3) YOUR NAME!
4) 0- there are no S's in THAT
5) 11-in the phrase "The Alphabet,"


Well Done to TheAngelHasFallen. She wins a No-Prize: *goes on mad glomping spree* mu-wa-ha-ha!!

I have the afternoon off today. I might go and buy a DVD or a book or something.

I had more to say, but I gotta go now. Ciao.


CONSTABULARY!!!!


EDIT: okay Im back. There was one other thing I wanted to say.

I am really considering dropping English Literature. Its so bloody hard! Like Im really going to need to know the social-historical-economical context of a piece of literature when I go out to the real world? honestly.
do we really care about sub meanings and levels of interiority? When I pick up a book to read, its cuz I like the story. I dont sit there analysing every single frickin word.


ne way, I will see you later. Sunday probably. I've gotta go work tomorrow (thats if they havent fired me from taking another sicky last week. not that I would really care If they did. Id probably be thankful for it, apart from the lack of income...)

buh bye y'all.

*is washed down the trapdoor he left open yesterday*


FURTHER EDIT: *is washed in through a running faucet/tap(delete according to preference)*

I fuh-got ta mention that my holiday snaps came in yesterday. I will try to scan some in asap. Some Paris Piccys, some London Eye piccys and some other bits as well.

okay, im defintley going now. Bye. See ya on Sunday, or whenever.

*returns to fluid state and trickles into a drain*

eww!!! Dead rats! Last nights dinner!! AND i DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!

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Thursday, September 9, 2004

oh, also...
Can someone please tell me how to get a Midi playing on my page, please? I cant work it out. I've got one I really wanna put on as well. SOMEBODY!!!!
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*staggers in crackling with residual electricity.*
hiya y'all. first things first.

*flicks both of ChainedAngels ears then ties her to a chair.* aha! you cant get me now.


Achem...

posting again. dont know how long I can get away with it. bleah.

I have four fee periods at school today. Thats out of six total. My first four are free, then I have Music Tech. for the last two. Its a pain, cuz I still have to come in to school for the first four. darn.
I've been playing Guilty Gear X alot recently. I might put up a piccy based on it soon. But it'll probably be on my devaintart website, not here.

Otherwise, I really cant think of anything to say. pigeons. there we go, i said something. Pigeons. pigey-eons. PiG-EONS.


hmm.

okay, here we go.

1: what was the largest mountain before mount everest?
2: There are five apples on the table. you take one, your mother takes one, your brother/sister takes one but then puts it back. how many have you got?
3: you're driving a bus through town. Theres 18 people on board. At the first stop 3 get off and five get on. at the next stop, ten get off and no one gets on, at the 3rd stop one gets off and six get on. at the last stop, nine get off
and eight get on. What is the drivers name?

4: "I saw Esau, sitting on the see-saw," How many S's in that?

5: How many letters are in The Alphabet?


mull over these for a while. I will give a No-Prize to people who answer them correctly.

Buh Bie.

*opens secret hatch in floor and walks out the door.*


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