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1987-01-06
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2003-08-10
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Dr. Phil
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i think the mere fact that that i am still here on the earth after OVER 20 years is an achievement in and of itself. ive done a bunch of other stuffs too...
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Jan 2001 (tho i liked pokemon b4 dat)
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Cowboy Bebop, all Gundam, Evangelion, stuff by Mokoto Shinkai, Saikano, Midori No Hibi and many many many more
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to rid the world of normal people and set up a chain of islands which will be a paradise for all otaku.
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anime-what else?
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i am the luckiest bastard alive. i am l337. and i am quite artistic. i have magic fingers.
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Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Li>My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, G Gundam Character Selector, is Sai Sici
Dragon Claw!!!!
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Monday, February 9, 2004
Alright ignorant masses: listen up!
I got a letter here from a relatively famous manga-ka. It reads:
“I, Koshi Rikdo, hereby give my authorisation for Excel Saga to be advertised on Darke Angel’s MyOtaku site following it’s UK release.” Signed and stamped Koshi Rikdo. Oh well. Here goes…
-EXCEL SAGA OPENING THEME-
IL Palazzo: This world is corrupt!
Excel and Hyatt: Hail IL Palazzo!
IL Palazzo: We at ACROSS must unify and conquer the world. We have already made a start with both Japan and America, our exploits being shown on their national television. However, Europe is still unaffected. We therefore must spread the word of ACROSS via the most powerful country in Europe: England!”
Excel: YEAH! Lord IL Palazzo is so great! We’ll get those English bast**ds! And from there, we can get the whole of Europe. Lord IL Palazzo’s plan is wonderful!”
Hyatt: Um, excuse me sir, how are we going to spread the word?
IL Palazzo: As it just so happens, the Sci-Fi channel has debuted our show just this Sunday. All we have to do is spread the word that it is on. To do this, I have thought of a cunning plan. Meet ACROSS’ newest member, English Agent: Darke Angel!
D.A: ‘sup.
Hyatt: Pleased to meet you Agent Darke. Please explain how we are going to spread the news.
D.A: Well, it’s very simple…
Cute Puchuu: Pu-chuu!
D.A: *kicking Puchuu so it turns ugly* Shut up! Can’t you see I have a very important plan here?!
Ugly Puchuu: OW! Why you kill me like that?
D.A: AC-HEM. As I was saying, it’s very simple. Using my MyOtaku.com site, we will preach to the masses about ACROSS’ greatness. We will blah blah blah *rambles on*
Excel: Hello again viewers. Excel here. I don’t know why Lord IL Palazzo has hired one of the Brits in order to accomplish the mission but if it spreads the word of Lord IL Palazzo, Excel will try her hardest not to fall or be hungry in order to complete her mission and spread “Excel Saga” to the ignorant masses.
IL Palazzo: *interrupting* If your mission succeeds you shall all be promoted. Good Luck.
Excel: YEAH! Lord IL Palazzo is so kind and generous and…
IL Palazzo: *pulls rope*
Excel: AHH, IM FALLING! ALREADY? WHY ME?”
D.A: There she goes again…
IL Palazzo: Right, off you go!
D.A, Hyatt (and Excel from well) : HAIL IL PALAZZO!
-ba dabahbadabahbadabah breeow!-
Iwata: What? Excel Saga in England?
Watanabe: Yup, that’s what the boss said.
Matsuya: It’s almost unthinkable.
Sumiyoshi: *subtitled* Have we been tasked to stop it?
Matsuya: Yes. As government officials, it is our duty to stop all exports of “Excel Saga”.
Iwata: Although the fact that America has already got it…
Watanabe: And the fact that England has already got the DVD’s before the T.V series was already released…
Sumiyoshi: *subtitled* and the fact that Rikdo –san has already given his permission for it to be advertised…
Watanabe: …Isn’t it a bit pointless to get all worked up?
Nabeshin: FEAR NOT MY FRIENDS!
Matsuya: What…?
Iwata: It’s Nabeshin!
Sumiyoshi: *subtitled* and his afro!
Nabeshin: That’s right! Do not worry, because I have programmed “Excel Saga” to show at Five thirty IN THE MORNING! NOBODY watches T.V at five in the morning! Plus, it’s been slotted next to Gasaraki, a sure downer for the “Excel Saga”!
Matsuya: It’s still going to be advertised though, by Darke Angel.
Watanabe: *thinking* Hey, don’t we want it to be advertised? Doesn’t that mean we get more screen time and thus more money in this horrible recession?
Sumiyoshi:*subtitled* It doesn’t matter that much anyway…
Everyone else: HUH? WHY NOT?
Sumiyoshi: *subtitled* read the next few lines.
* * *
Hyatt: Um, Senior Excel, I don’t mean to be impolite, but…
Excel: I know Hat-chan, I see it too. Hey Darke-kun!
D.A: What?
Excel: How many people visit this pathetic site anyway?
D.A: Um, well…not many. Im the most frequent British visitor. In fact, Im the only British Visitor. Everyone else is American.
Hyatt: So your brilliant plan won’t work.
D.A: uhhh. No. But that won’t stop us from trying. LISTEN UP IGNORANT MASSES. “EXCEL SAGA” HAS COME TO BRITISH TELEVISION AT 5:30AM EVERYDAY ON SCI-FI CHANNEL! WATCH IT AND BE AWED BY THE POWER OF OUR SECRET ORGANISATION OF ACROSS!
Excel: So all in all, this mission was a total waste of time.
Hyatt: I believe it to be so. However, more Americans might learn of us… *coughs suddenly, then goes on one of her dying fits, blood trickling from mouth*
D.A: Oh, jeez, right after I had redecorated this place…
Excel: Oh well.
Il Palazzo: Did somebody say well?
Excel: AHHHH! IM FALLING AGAIN!
TODAYS EXPERIMENT…MOST DEFINITLEY FAILED!!-_-‘
Pedro: BUT WHAT OF PEDRO? NOOOOOO!
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Thursday, February 5, 2004
-no subject-...-_-'
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA NHA AH AHA HA HA HABNAB AHA H AHA HA HA HA AHA HA AHA HHHAAA HA HA HA HA AH NAHA AHAH HAA!
*GIIGLES, OUT OF BREATH*
ah, Excel Saga is so funny. hmm.
TODAYS EXPERIMENT...FAILED
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Tuesday, February 3, 2004
Okay, iweent and got it (can ya blame me?)
Okay, so I went and got Excel Saga vol 2 and Dolores Vol 4 yesterday. hey, iam am anime obsessed. Thank god for part time jobs. Well, not really, because it mtakes up my WHOLE weekend and i barely get anytime to do my own things (like fanfic writing, fanart etc.) BUT...it does mean i can go out every couple of weeks and get new Anime DVDs. I hate work, but i love money. its a paradox of the highest degree. I need a new job.
Thought for the week: SHEET!!! MY COURSEWORK IS DUE IN ON FRIDAY AND DARKE HASN'T DONE IT!!!!!
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Okay, iweent and got it (can ya blame me?)
Okay, so I went and got Excel Saga vol 2 and Dolores Vol 4 yesterday. hey, iam am anime obsessed. Thank god for part time jobs. Well, not really, because it mtakes up my WHOLE weekend and i barely get anytime to do my own things (like fanfic writing, fanart etc.) BUT...it does mean i can go out every couple of weeks and get new Anime DVDs. I hate work, but i love money. its a paradox of the highest degree. I need a new job.
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Monday, February 2, 2004
money well spent...
I went out an bought a Zeta Gundam 1/100 master grade model for 50 quid on friday. Took me all my free time over the week end to assemble it, but it was worth it. Well good model. Im planning on getting Excel Saga vol 2 and ZOE Dolores I vol 4 this week or next week. keep updated...
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Thursday, January 29, 2004
more stuff...
Hiya, its me again (doi D.A. It is your site after all...)
I got me some DVDs the other day. I went and bought "Excel Saga" Vol 1 and Z.O.E Dolores I vol.3. Evcel Saga is sooooooo funny. Im changing my avatar to one of the excel characters. Its great, i totally suggest getting it.
On a further note, I have also found out about Ramna 1/2 managa/anime. If anyone can give me details about availability of DVDS/manga, id appreciate it. It looks well good, and the storyline is intriguing, but goddammit, I cant seem to find the dvds etc anywhere. I need to go up Forbidden Planet again and have a look but its going to be a while. Oh well....
Thought For Week: ITS SNOWING!!!!!!
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Tuesday, January 27, 2004
Somethings piqued my intrest...
Excel Saga. it looks quite funny. i might go and get the DVD later today if I have enuff money. stay posted...
also, I got G Gundam dvd from my brother yesterday (who is in america) I must be one of a handful of english people who have the official (no bootlegs on me) G Gundam Dvds in this wonderful (yeah rite!) United Kingdom of ours^-^
Thought for the Week: "This hand of mine glows with an awesome power. Its burning grip tells me to defeat you. SHINING FINGER!!"
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Monday, January 26, 2004
ho hum..
I went on a gliding scholarship last week.
But being England and being January and being effing SODS law, I only got up a couple of times. ALL THANKS TO THAT BL**DY RAINCLOUD AT 500FT!!!! *sigh*
Sorry, i needed to vent.
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Monday, January 12, 2004
Retail therapy
For my birthday last week I got every single Cowboy Bebop manga novel, so when I went up to london this week end to shop, i wasnt quite sure what I wanted. I ended up getting a GM[G] Master Grade 1/100 model as well as Eva vol 3 manga and Z.O.E Dolores I Vol 1 DVD, which I thoroughly enjoyed. So much so that I went and bought Vol.2 today (*tho I shoulda been at college -_-') I totally recommend Dolores I to anyone who enjoys the Z.O.E series, a must see for those who have seen and liked "Idolo" I wont say anything as it might give out spoilers, but its really cool.
I also went out yesterday and got Gundam Nataku Custom 1/100 scale for £3.33. TOTAL bargain, considering my local model shop normally retails them for about £25. Brilliant. Later y'all.
Thought for the Day: "Destiny is a bond that can't be broken" Dolores.
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