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myOtaku.com: darkeangel


Thursday, June 24, 2004

also...
I thought of this whilst watching the Teen Titans opening credits. The lyrics go like this: "When there's trouble, you know who to call...TEEN TITANS!"

Well, I thought I could do my own help line. So the ad would go.

"When theres trouble, you know who to call: DARKE ANGEL."

heres the twist. imagine the scene: an earthquake or some other disaster where people are in trouble. Somebody calls Darke and it goes something like this...

*phone rings*
Darke: 'Elo?
Person: Is this Darke?
Darke: Um...yes. Yes it is.
Person: I read in your ad that if a person is in trouble they should call you.
Darke: Yes...
Person: Well...Im in trouble.
Darke:*long pause* BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
*tone to indicate Darke has hung up.*
Person: ... -_-;

well i dindt say I was gonna help you if you were in trouble...
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