Friday, July 16, 2004

GOOOOOOOD MORNING MYOTAKU....!!!
welcome to the News, brought to you by theOtaku.com, the sweetest smelling website in the world. here with todays headlines is DarkeAngel...

Hello and welcome. Todays headlines:
Shock and horror hit the cheese industry today as the Hubble Telescope discovered that the moon is not, as was previously thought, made of cheese, but is actually made of Tofu. This shocking discovery was made as NASA was trying to plan a feasable way to harvest the moon. However, the leading Tofu companies are said to be delighted. more with pictures at eleven.

In other news, DarkeAngel consumed two cans of Red Bull and a packet of pork scratching last night, yet claims to feel no different. Has he bulit up an immunity to Taurine? Scientists had no comment available at this time.

The candy war is still in full swing in Darke's chatterbox. Peace negotiations are under way...

And finally we can confirm that this will be Darke Angel's LAST definite post until September. The British Otaku, who currently stands 684 in the rankings (out of 9,507 active sites) gave a statement earlier today, saying that a he will try to post as often as he can during the summer, but regular service will probably not return till about september 7th. He can also confirm that there will be a week in august where he will be in Paris so will not be available at that time...

Now we have the weather brought to you by Darke Angel's feminine side, Darke Rose. Over to you Rose.

ROSE: Thank you Darke Angel. Looking at global weather we can see that England is experiancing crappy weather with a shitty front coming in. Basically its gonna be cloudy and wet for an undetermined period.
In Portugal, visitors are advised to take precautions as there is a increased risk of Shoe Rain, especially around Aislinn's site. If you happen to be hit by a shoe, we advise that you do not panic, and throw it back.
In California and the Phillipines there is bright sunshine, especially around Claire-chan and Chie's respective sites. If, however you want darkness, Chained Angel and Demon Messiah will be experiancing a total eclipse, lasting into infinity. It be dark there people..^-^
Finally, in America it will be light during the day, but its gonna get dark at night. Winds light to variable. Thats all from me. Back to you Darke Angel.

D.A: thank you Darke Rose. Now we have a traffic update with Luna.

LUNA: Thanks Darke. Roads are fairly clear today. A mass bunk can be expected around 11:00 AM British Summer Time as students are planning to miss lessons and go and play on old school games consoles like SNES and N64, so be advised in London.
As was stated earlier, the Candy war is still in full throes, so visitors to Darke's site are advised to take care. and due to the shoe rain at Aislinn's site, people are advised to take similar precautions. Traffic is especially heavy today around Chie's site due to popularity. Thats all from me and back to you in the studio.

D.A. Thank you Luna. And now, a word from our sponsor:

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Finally we have an end of school term dedication. This is from Darke Angel to all his friends, specifically Aislinn, Chie, Claire-Chan, Chained Angel, TheAngel has Fallen, CeeKari and the rest of you who regularly visit my site.

"Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns and Roses

She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry

(Woahhhh) Sweet child o' mine
(Woah oh oh oh) Sweet love of mine

She's got eyes of the bluest skies
And if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

(Woah oh oh oh) Sweet child o' mine
(Woah oh oh oh) Sweet love of mine
(Woah oh oh oh) Sweet child o' mine
(Woah oh oh oh) Sweet love of mine

SOLO!!!!

Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
(craziness)
Sweet child o' mine
* * *

Thank You Guns N' Roses.
Just to recap the main headline,
this is the last definite post from Darke Angel until September.
Thank you and have a good summer.

*runs and dives into oblivion*

KOWABUNGA-BANZAII-YABADABADOO!!!!!


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