Monday, October 4, 2004

LONG POST AHEAD. CHECK YOUR FUEL LEVELS. NO FUEL STATIONS FOR THE NEXT 300 MILES...
So here we are again starting another week of life. I get paid on Friday (yay) and FMP vol 7 (final vol) and Azumanga vol 2 DVDs come out shortly (yay!)
and i started to download Midori No Hibi Vol 7 (YAY!!) Its raining (boo.)

I also sold my first ever christmas bits this weekend. I mean, WTF? why do people buy stuff this early? We still got halloween to come. And yes, we're selling Halloween stuff too. How early do you guys start gearing up for christmas?

Enough natter, heres what you all came for.

DARKE ANGELS GUIDE TO LIFE:

Okay, this isn’t actually a guide, more a collection of thoughts and theories that help you laugh at life. I had a more detailed one but I’ve lost it, so you have to make do with an edited and cropped version.

First off, two things to always remember:
1:Life is consciousness.
2: Consciousness is that annoying time between naps.


Theories on life
1: Life is that property that a person would lose if they happened to fall out of a giant marble cup suspended 13 miles above ground level. (However, this fails to take into account the fact that the subject may be wearing glasses, in which case, it is very likely that they would lose them also.) [Thank you to hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy for this titbit]
2: If we can’t stop to smell the roses on life’s highway, why were they planted there in the first place?
3: “Remember, as you walk down the road of life: Hitchhike. It’s faster. (Thank you to “The Simpsons”)
4: Practise makes perfect, but nobodies perfect, so why practise?
5: Life is like a Ferrari. It goes too fast. But that’s okay. You can t afford it anyway. (Thank you Garfield)

Darke’s Universal Law to Life: Be Happy. ^^

Views on various aspects of life

Maths: I would use a time machine to go back and destroy maths before it was invented. But then I would not have the mathematical knowledge to build such a machine. So I could not go back. Therefore, I could not destroy maths, or end up in a temporal paradox.

School: is that place you can’t wait to leave but will probably miss when you leave.

Death: The ultimate high.

Art (and Music): What is art? How long is a piece of string? Why are we here? Who really gives a flying (insert word of choice here.)?

Fashion: I am not a label. I will be defined by who I am, not by what I wear. Which really doesn’t make much difference frankly.

Grassing on People: “No! don’t tell, please! Cuz if you tell them, they’ll tell mum. And mum will tell dad. And dad will say, “not right now, I just got home from work,” (thanks to Ed, Edd and Eddy)

Sex: you know you want it. Go and get it.

Homework: Homework sucks.
Homework2: Homework sucks and blows.
Homework3: Is that physically possible?
Physics: Physics sucks.

Procrastination: Put off today what you can do next week. Except when it really matters. So put the bins out. Yes, now.

Laziness: Underrated Human condition. E.g: What if a war was declared and nobody could be bothered to turn up?

Genesis: In the beginning was the word. And the word was good. But no one was alive to appreciate it, so it kinda went unnoticed.

People: Animate objects best dealt with Love and affection.
People 2: Sometimes that really annoying and nasty person is just in need of a good hug.

Temptations: I am capable of resisting temptations. I just choose not to.

Sunbathing: Natures way of telling you to go back to sleep.

Time: Everything changes throughout every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year. The time you stop changing is the time you die.
Time2: something we wished we had, but never do when we need it.

Darke Angel: I will never have a mental breakdown. *taps head* no moving parts ^-^

On this guide: Theres something to be learned here. But I cant for the life of me think what it is.

THE MEANING OF LIFE: the meaning of life is to go back to bed and hope that tomorrow will be a better day. And if you’re thinking of eating at this hour, forget it! (Thank You Charlie Brown)

Navy: a Navy is an army entirely surrounded by water.

Apathetic People. Don’t care about anything.
Lazy People: Care, but don’t do anything about it.

Gravity: Why fight it?

Darke Angel’s Last message to mankind: “whoops.”

Enemies: if you cant beat em, eat em.

Happiness: The secret to happiness is to not let anything really bother you for you know that when the world ends, its not going to really matter anyway.

Love:
Love is a hunger
that burns in my soul,
Bu t you never
notice the pain.
Love is an answer
that won't let me go.
I reach out
to hold you
but you push me away
you always convince
me to stay.

And I wonder whywe hold on
with tears in our eyes,
and I wonder why
we have to break down to just
make things right.
And I wonder why
I can't seem
to tell you goodbye
yeah, I wonder why
I'm no angel
with my selfish pride
but I love you more every day.

Love is an anger
that builds up inside,
as the tears
of frustration
roll down on my face
why does love always have to turn
out this way.
I don't want tofight again tonight
about the little things please baby,
I just want tofind my way
back to love
and I'll meet
you there, baby.

And I wonder whywe hold on
with tears in our eyes,
and I wonder why
we have to break down to just
make things right.
And I wonder why
I can't seem
to tell you goodbye
yeah, I wonder why
I'm no angel
with my selfish pride
but I love you more every day.
p in your wishin' well
your hopes and sadness
take your love 'n' promises
and make them last
you make...

Curtis Stiger: “Love is a hunger”


Thank you for reading and good evening.

*flies off humming "Love is a hunger" in the rain*

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