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• i think the mere fact that that i am still here on the earth after OVER 20 years is an achievement in and of itself. ive done a bunch of other stuffs too...
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• Jan 2001 (tho i liked pokemon b4 dat)
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• Cowboy Bebop, all Gundam, Evangelion, stuff by Mokoto Shinkai, Saikano, Midori No Hibi and many many many more
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• to rid the world of normal people and set up a chain of islands which will be a paradise for all otaku.
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• i am the luckiest bastard alive. i am l337. and i am quite artistic. i have magic fingers.
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Wednesday, November 17, 2004
just a little something till i get to post proper...
1: Its always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbours newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
2: sex is like air. Its not important unless you’re not getting any.
3: No one is listening until you fart.
4: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
5:If you think that nobody cares that you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
6: If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
7: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
8: Some days you’re the bug, others, you’re the windshield.
9: Good judgement comes from bad experience, and that often comes from bad judgement.
10: Duct tape is like THE FORCE. It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
11: There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
12: Generally speaking, you aren’t learning if your lips are moving.
13: Experience is something you don’t get till after you need it.
14: Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
15: We are born wet, naked, hungry and slapped on our ass. Then things get worse.
16: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
17: There is a fine line between hobby and mental illness (and I think im waaay over it-Darke)
18: No matter what happens, someone will always find a way to take it too seriously.
19: There comes a time when you should expect other people to stop making a big deal about your birthday…around 11 years old.
20: Everyone seems normal till you get to know them.
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