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Friday, February 25, 2005

ouch...
ow. i fell off Luna today. I was driving to school and it was snowing. I turned a fairly tight corner and the back wheel splipped from under me. I fell on my side. ouchies. Luna had a small part of her body work chipped off and I got sore fingers and arm, which I landed on. Luckly the snow also served to break my fall. ^^;

so there we go. it snowing damn hard. but they say it will get sunny later and no snow over the weekend, so it should be gone soon. *sigh*

no random pic today. i did have one, but it was all blurry and stuff. Hopefully I can get my scanner soon, so Chibi Darke days will return in earnest. ^^
I did however post up the first two chapters of my new Fic "Unfinished Business" on my FictionPress.com account (LINK UP TOP). if you have the time, go and read. otherwise, I got nada for you guys today.

so instead I leave you with this.

NEW DARKE BAND-AIDS!

We took three normal people off the street and inflicted indentical fatal wounds on them.
*stab* "ARRGH!"
*stab* "ARRGH!"
*stab* "ARRGH!"

We left the first person untreated.
We treated the second person with an ordinary band-aid.
We treated the third with a revolutionary new Darke Band Aid.

We left them for a week.

The first person died. *thump*
His family are suing us.

The second person survived at the cost of his right arm.
*NNNNARGH!!*
He is suing us.

The third person had no ill effects what-so-ever, apart from a limp, but that will clear up in a day or two. With the success of Darke Band Aids we were able to pay off the legal fees of the other two cases.

Darke Band Aids. The Bestest. ^^

Have a great weekend y'all. Ill see ya on Monday.
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