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Monday, March 8, 2004

   Extract...
Im bored so here for your enjoyment is an extract from the greatest anime movie ever, probably, COWBOY BEBOP: KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOR.

Picture the scene: a Seven-Eleven. Theres some maniac wanabe precher blabbering on about stew. suddenly, Bounty Hunters Spike and Jet come in and kick a$$. Just when they think its all over and they have the bounty, they hear the sound of a toilet flushing and a fourth crook comes out of the bathroom. They all stare at each other for a sec, then the crook holds a old woman at gunpoint, yelling at the cowboys to drop their guns...

Spike: (looking a bit miffed) Jet.
Jet: What?
Spike: You said three.
Crook: DROP EM!
Jet: Disinformation is sometimes required for enemies AND allies.
Spike: Dont pull that "art of war" cr@p on me.
Crook: I SAID DROP EM!
Spike: (Turning to the Crook) AND YOU! YOU TAKE TOO LONG TO TAKE A SH!T!
Crook: Im gonna kill this old lady if you dont drop your guns!
Jet: *sighs and drops gun*
Spike *whips out gun and points it at robber*
Crook: Huh? Didnt you hear me? Im gonna splatter Grandma!
Spike: Sorry Grandma, but we aint cops or security guards. We're not here to save you. This is strictly business.
Crook: Cowboy Scum...
Jet: Now hold on, I know you didn't mean that spike...
Old Woman: SONOVA B!TCH!!
*Everything goes haywire. Spiike shoots Crook before crook can shoot him. Crook slams against cabinet with bleeding shoulder and then a ton of food cans knock him out cold. Spike turns away.
Old Woman: He called you a Cowboy. What did he mean, who are you?
Spike: *blows smoke from gun and twirls it before facing old woman.* Just a humble bounty hunter ma'am. *CUE OPENING CREDITS.*


Definitly the best movie ever. ^-^ Love it.
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