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Friday, April 23, 2004
Whats the world coming to?
I was at my cadets last night, trying to teach some new recruits how to march and there was this young (12 or 13) girl turning me seriously uphill, really p-ing me off. She was all walking about out of the squad and all, so i just pushed her back in the squad (which im technically not allowed to do, but i could care less) and she got all indignant and claimed i had touched her breasts and I turned round and (really pissed off by now) told her that she was as flat as an open can of Pepsi thats been sitting open in a scorching hot desert for a week. Which was the *TRUTH*. Girls her age do not have breasts. Anyway, she got all upset and went and complained to a Warrent Officer who got all righteous and started b*llcking me for insulting this stupid recruit and I had to apologise to her, despite the fact that she was the one being a narky little b*tch and not doing what I asked, And I got threatened to be dropped back to cadet, have my newly aquired Sgt stripes ripped off me and im just so pissed off because of stupid Political Correctness that governs my country, and I can't even insult or touch or even get within a cadets personal space, which is stupid because if they cant takeit they shouldnt be in cadets, they should be in scouts and im just really pissed off at asll the bullsh*t in my squadron and all this rant is because of one stupid FLATCHESTED LITTLE COW!!! *breaths heavily all angry and ready to kill somebody*
Im better today, but thats cause im going to go and buy some anime today with some money I got for easter, plus I get paid today, which is the small compensation I get for going to work and putting up with all the cretins that shop at TESCOS.
Later...
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