Monday, September 4, 2006

Updates from UMD!
Well, here I am at my home away from home in Dartmouth. The long and the short is I met my roomates, they're pretty cool. Had a party in my dorm room and met a bunch of cool people (plus got yelled ay by an RA when my roomate told him to STFU) and am starting class tomorrow.
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Friday, September 1, 2006

I feel like if I make a good impression I'm only dooming the person to disappointment when they get to know me.
Hail and well-met Otaku friends! This is the last post I'll be putting up from my house for a while, as in two days I'll be moving in to my college dorm! Huzzah!

So I'm packing everything up (especially my beloved computer) and getting ready for a whirl-wind college adventure. One of my roomates I've spoken to (though brifely) and he seems interesting, though his grammer on the internet is abomidable. So until next time friends!

-Hammer out-
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

I hate trebels, the little furry shits. But I love my Klingon bitches 'cause they got three tits!
Oh Voltair, how we love thee.

ZOMG HAX! I'm leaving for college in 4 days!
Not much else to say, 'cept I have multiple personality disorder, and the personality responsible for writing at three in the morning sucks. I wanted to send something to somone (I'm great at details eh?) that was kind of personal, but what I ended up writing could have easily beeen a line in a bad play from the 1800's. It didn't turn out that bad though, the person who read it at least understood what I was trying to say, and apparently appreciated it. So meh.

This all had little or nothing to do with Trebles or Tripple-breasted Klingon women.

And for Kittymeowmeow's benefit: The owl lives!

-Hammer out-
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

They're tiny, they're tooney, they're all a little loony.
Remember Tiny Toons? No? Will this help:



It had better.

-Hammer out-

PS Noein FTW!
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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Comas and The Taste
I'm not in a coma. I have never been in a coma and have no intentions of entering into one in the near future.

Is that settled now?

Though from the majority of comments, phone calls, and people I've talked to, no one actually believed that half-baked lie.

The person responsible for perpetrating this mistruth has been revealed and...dealt with. My passwords have been changed to prevent this nonsense from happeneing again. Any questions?

Good.

To close, I would like to say that, for a festival devoted entirely to good food, The Taste smelled like half-rotted ass.

-Hammer out-

PS Nicademus can go strait to hell. IT'S SPELLED WITH AN 'O'!
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Friday, August 25, 2006

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It's good to see those who Jordan calls friends take such an active interest in his wellbeing.

Here are the facts, believe or disbeleive them at your discretion:

First: This is Nick, Jordan's older brother, I decided to keep Jordan's friends posted about his condition, but it seems I wasted my time here.

Second: I wrote the last post, so don't bother digging through the newspapers frantically searching for it. I wrote it like that because I couldn't just talk about it, I had to be abstarcted from my emotions or I wouldn't have been able to write it.

Third: Jordan IS in the hospital. His left arm was broken in three places, several ribs are cracked or broken, and, yeah, he's in a coma.

Fourth: Pulling the Plug is no longer under discussion, Jordan's brain activity has increased, and the doctors predict he will be awake in a few days. Some people can expect calls when he awakens, as I'm sure he'll want to see his "friends".
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Student injured and in coma after car accident.
August 25, 2006-

Gateway Regional Highschool graduate, Jordan Allen, lies in a coma after a car accident that happened during the recent rainstorm.

Jordan's car had been parked on a secluded back road between Russel and Huntington when and eighteen-wheeler slammed into his car. The impact rammed Jordan's car into a tree, and put Jordan into critical condition.

Jordan had been parked, presumably, to wait until the rain cleared and visibility returned. The oncoming truck had failed to see Jordan's tailights, and slammed into his left side.

Jordan is currently being held in an undisclosed hospital. His condition is stable though he remains unconcious and vital activity is low. Jordan's family has been meeting with doctors to discuss the possibility of him not awakening. Jordan's family is also discussing the possibility of euthenasia, as the student had frequently stated his desire to be allowed to die if he were to fall into a coma.

Regaurless of the deliberations, Jordan will still have a 1-year grace period before any decisions will be made final. Jordan's mother stated that should her son exibit any change, she will not pull the plug, but will not hesitate to euthenize him should his condition remain at the minimum it is currently at.

Jordan's hospital remains undisclosed by the wishes of his family, who "want to avoid making this a public debate." Jordan's brother did say his friends would be notified, but did not specify how.

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Monday, August 21, 2006

When the going gets tough...
The Emo cry and write poetry.

Hu-ha! Eat post internet! You'll never stop my reign of doom posts!

Actually, not much to say. I wrote a Zelda FanFic, so check out fanfiction.net and look for stories by bizzare twist. You shall not be disappointed.

Also, I came back from RI a while ago, 'twas a merry time, I rode a jet ski and saw some girl's boobs.

No I will not explain that.


Oh yeah, the matriarch also picked up a Nintendo 64, two controllers and 12 games at a tag sale, all for $10. And a huge box of comic cards (if you don't know what those are you don't deserve to.) which i haven't gotten around to appraising for value yet.

This is all that bears telling. So until next time!

-Hammer out-
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Friday, August 11, 2006

Saix is a barbie girl.
True story:



But enough Kingdom Hearts Nonsense! There's a Doin's a Tranpirin'!

Me being neurotic to be precise.

To be honest, I went to MYotaku tonight with every intention of writing a searious post about a searious conversation I had. But god help me I can't do that after seeing all the barbie-girl KH videos, which are all quite humerous.

Actually I meant to write a long diatribe about my utterly unbelievable success with women, a success that I am sure I owe to some giant cosmic joke on everyone else.

Suprise cockbags! Your relationships are the joke, and I'm the punchline!

That doesn't make sense but I'll be damned if I don't feel cool saying it. Perhaps at some point I'll be coherent enough to salvage what was once a perfectly good piece of writing, but probably not.

......

Penis
Yes that is its proper name,
Penis,
It's what boys have down in front.

Scrotum
It's just a piece of skin.
Scrotum
It holds your testes in.
Scotum,
Don't over-load 'em,
Or you'll explode 'em.

I gotta say, I love Kittymeowmeow just for those two songs.

VAGINA!

-Hammer out-

PS Is it just me or do Kingdom Hearts and Barbie Girl synch up way too much for it to be coincidence?
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Thursday, August 10, 2006

A post? What nonsense is this!?!
Actually, I'm just going to put up videos, cause I'm lazy.

This is HU-larious:



And, in case you've been thinking, "Man, I just really wanna see a demon rampage through a city.":



(There's a version on Google video's that was taken from the Alliance side, its lower quality, but some of the shots are pretty impressive.)

And a Hellsing AMV:


-hammer out-
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