Wednesday, July 19, 2006

The Wolf Lord HATES THE GALL BLADDER!!!!
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F-U-C-K Y-E-S!

I'm going to college for free...

Less than that, actualy...

My financial aid came in, the ammount I'm given is greater than the cost of admission.

I am mildly excited about this.

Also, heathens in australia, I miss her.

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-hammer out-
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Thursday, July 6, 2006

babies + felony = hilarity
It's been a while eh? Well screw you!

Bleh, I've been running around way too much lately. Today's been the first time in a while that I've just sat home, and that was due to my mom needing to borrow my car. But let me talk about something that's been on my mind lately: long car rides. Now, I do a lot of them, driving. Specifically last week. Monday, I was awake at 4AM to drive 3 hours to college orientation. The next day it was 3 hours back, and I didn't even make it home, I went to heathens house. Day after that? 2 hour drive to a costume shop to pick up a costume for ketchup_alchemist to wear at ConnetiCon (message me if you're going, and as what if you're cosplaying). After the shop it was 2 and a half hours back cause I got a tiny bit lost.

So 3 days into the week I've done eight-and-a-half hours of driving, nuts? I thought so.

POLL TIME!!!!

Favorite Bleach character:

1: Ichigo, his name means Strawberry, and he uses a mean-looking sword.

2: Kenpachi, he's just crazy

3: Yourichi, she's a cat, shes a woman, and we get to see her naked.

4: Aizen, he fooled everyone, no one thought he was a super-powered villain.

5: Ichimaru, everyone knew he was evil, but no one thought he would be a side-kick

-hammer out-
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Saturday, June 17, 2006

DOCTORS SUCK!
Ok, I was in the emergency room on thursday because my throat was swelling shut, and my uvula (that's the little dangly thing at the back of your throat)had become so swollen and distended that it was resting on my tongue. So once in the ER I waited an hour and a half for a doctor to come, at which point he said, and I quote "Huh, THAT'S unusual! I don't see a lot of this, so I'm going to go do some 'research'" By which he probably meant "I'm going to go Google the words Swollen and Uvula and see what I get."

So eventually a nurse comes in and gives me some pain killers, which don't work on me for some reason, not even percasets worked. Saying "Take these with food or they'll make ytou really sick." Take them with food?!? MY FUCKING THROAT IS A SWOLLEN MASS OF PAIN, AND YOU WANT ME TO EAT?! SO finally, I ate some grahm crackers and took the pills, as expected it felt like I was swallowing glass. So she leaves, about an hour later the doctor comes back saying he was gonna give me a prescription for some steroids and ibuprofein, the steroids to stop the swelling and the ibuprofein for pain. So he leaves, the nurse comes in with my first dose of steroids, I pop them, then she tells me the side effects, which I will no list:

1.) Take them with food or you'll feel like shit
2.) Many people experiance 'steroid rage' which will cause me to be short tempered and fly into fits of, guess what, rage.
3.) HOMICIDAL FANTASIES! WHAT THE FUCK!

So needless to say, I wish she had said something BEFORE I had taken the damn things. Because it's such a nasty drug, if I suddenly stop taking them, I go into withdrawl, FUCK THEM! But despite giving me these medications, the doctors still don't know what's wrong, so they take a culture from my throat saying "I sincerely doubt this is strept throat, by I'm going to do a test anyway." and telling me to see a throat doctor ASAP, and give me the name of a guy in the area.

So I make an appointment for friday with this guy, thinking "All right, he'll tell me why the fuck I'm having trouble breathing and swallowing, allright." So I go to this guy, after a long-ass wait, I finally get to see him. He looks at me a grand total of FIVE MINUTES and prescribes some anti-biotics. And WON'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS THAT I HAVE! THIS GUY, THE THROAT SPECIALIST, ONE WHO LOOKS AT NOTHING BUT THROATS AND THEIR DISORDERS ALL DAY, DID NOT KNOW MY DISEASE!

So I said "Fuck this guy, anti-biotics are terrible things, I'm sticking with the steroids and pain killers." So I left this guys office, and went to kittymeowmeow's house (where terrible secrets were revealed) and then left, went home, watched a few episodes of Bleach, and passed out at like 8:30. 10 o'clock rolls around, my mom kicks, FUCKING KICKS, open my door, turns on the liught, thrusts a glass of water and some pills into my hand and says: "The hospital just called, turns out you have strept throat." MOTHERFUCKINGGODDAMNPIECEOFSHITPEDOPHILEDOCTORS!
So now I'm on anti-biotics, but wait, there's more! turns out I'm contagious until 5 this afternoon, so I get to miss almost all of my friends graduation parties today, there were five that I was going to. Plus, I get to finally perform the play tonight, with a throat that feels like someone's been pouring acid into it.

On the upshot, on of my friends is continuing her party after the play, so at least I can go to that.

Oh, and I went 4-wheeling with kittymeowmeow yesterday, it was good. Then we saw fliers for ConnetiCon, which we are going to, dressed as Ichigo and Rukia. If any of you losers are going, tell me!

~hammer out~

PS Kitty, I was contagious yesterday as well, so if your throat starts hurting, get it checked out ASAP.
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Friday, June 9, 2006

Priests always lurk...
Nothing much to say, just that I've watched all of DNAngel and begun watching Bleach...

Oh yeah, and today's my highschool graduation.

~Hammer out~
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Thursday, May 18, 2006

What's next? Schik trixadeca? Whoo! 13 razor blades on my FACE!
I am bleeding right now...from a facial wound...incurred while shving...
Ok, so I was shaving tonight, which I do infrequently and with varying degrees of success. Recently I've been trying to grow this thing that is apparently called a "Van Dyke" which is like a goatee but with a mustache attached..or thats what I've been told, I always thought it was just called a goatee... But anyway, I took a look at myself and said "Self, that scaggly facial hair makes you look stupid, it goes." So I started taking a shower..then I decided "No time like the mirrorless present!" nabbed my razor, sprizted some shaving cream into my hand, and started shaving in the shower. (Side note: The shaveing cream was in the shower, no razor...I wish I knew why we do that...) so I'm shaving, thinking 'Man, a mirror would totaly help!' when I come to my freaking chin. My razor snags briefly, the continues on its way, trailing quite a bit of blood. Needless to say, I was curious. so I finish my shower (but not yet my shave, not wanting to lacerate my face-piece any more) step in front of the mirror, and behold, a gash half the legnth of my razor head, running accross my chin. So I put TP over it and finished my shave, sans cream, in front of a mirror, dripping blood through the bandage all the while.

This all made me wonder, does my razor really need 4 blades? What kind of world do we live in when the prive of a close shave is a pint of blood, for even now does that crimson tide threaten to break past the retaining wall of paper, and woe to me when it does, WOE!

~Hammer Out~

PS I got back from Florida yesterday, I have nothing to say except: There's nothing like spending a week with all your friends to help you realize how much you hate them. Except kitty, for she is great...and this girl Karly, who before has been more of an aquaintance, but seems to be awsome enough for a Hammer upgrade soon...we will see..yes...*thunder*
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Sunday, May 7, 2006

Someone left the cake out in the rain...
And I don't think I can take it, because it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again...

Those are lyrics from the ACTUAL song that Weird Al did the Jurassic Park parody of, I think the original is actually funnier...

Gu-hah my two, maybe three loyal readers! It's sunday, day of repentance, regret, and hangover-recovery! And also the day before Monday, Monday being the beginning of my three-day week before I shove-off to Florida! Couple things I'd like to say first though.

1.) Kittymeowmeow is my daughter, more on this situation as it deveopes! =^.^= (WTF, cats...so she got it from me after all...)

2.) My school is run by lying dirty no good two-faced sneaks! They owe me money damn it!

3.) Three's a good number eh? Really, it rounds out the digits between 1 and ten, three is like the thursday of numbers, kinda laid back, riding on the success of its more popular cousin friday...yeah, that's good non-sequiter...

4.) Marlene isn't Barret's natural daughter! (SCANDEL!) You guys prolly knew, but this is more for my benefit of not forgetting again. But yeah, she's Dyne's daughter, you remember Dyne right? Barret's pal, faught him under the Golden Saucer with Barret alone, only guy in Correl that forsaw the Shinra betrayal...good times...

5.) If three is the thursday of numbers, then truly five is the Saturday evening, brimming with the potential to be a truly awsome, or totalty laid back night, just as no one can dislike a Saturday evening, five is everyones favorite!

I'll go now...

~Hammer Out~
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Friday, May 5, 2006

Han shoots first once more!
/onsoapbox

Ok, so Lucas Films is releasing the original theatrical version of Star Wars on DVD. Here's what I think. First of all, it's about DAMN TIME! I'm sick of all the DVDs being reedited, crap being fixed, blah blah blah! I want to see the original Star Wars again, with all the mistakes, humor, and out dated special effects, THAT'S the Star Wars I love. Sure, the new versions were decent (with the exception of Greedo shooting first) but if ever I have children, I want to share with them the same experience I had with the movies for the first time.

Ok, the ankle biters left the library, back to talking.

All right, so a lot of people are saying "It took George Lucas so long to finally give us what we really want, why should we even be excited?" Y'know what I say to these people? Fuck off! George Lucas owes us nothing, Star wars belongs to him, not us! Say what you want about the remakes and what-not, but in the end, it's a choice, if you want to see it, buy it. if not, shut yer trap! I'm sick of people trying to claim that George Lucas owes something to the fans. Owes us what? Making three excellent movies puts you in debt for more or something? So the bottom line is this: People need to stop being whiny fanboys and fangirls, and just be glad that someone put their time and effort into something this classic.

/offsoapbox

~Hammer out~
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Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Yes fear me, I can can taste your terror, and it tastes like strawberries, and I love strawberries!
Hail, Hail, the Gangs all here!

Gyah! It's been a while, I know, but it's been way to nice out recently to be inside. But now it's raining so I'm in here listening to some Mussorgsky, and it's all good.

5 more school days (and a weekend) till Florida, hawt!

Oh, and I may have corrupted kittymeowmeow into the Magestry ways, huzzah for me! I can taste those extra skill points, and they are delicious!

~Hammer Out~

PS He's the guy that did Night on Bald Mountain if you're wondering...
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Friday, April 28, 2006

Hey Fool! This is Barret, I AM the MAN!
Saw Advent Children last night, *Joygasm* better than I had thought it could be. The voice-acting was pretty awsome all around, 'cept for Aeris (or Aerith if you played it in Jappanese)but it was more a case of her voice being annoying than inapproprirate. If you've played Kingdom Hearts you're gonna recognize all the voices of the main characters. The guy that did Barret was also Jet from Cowboy-bebop, just FYI. Oh yeah, the title of my post? Actual line in the movie, it was awsome.

Not much to say, cept 8 more school days till Florida!! *Joygasm 2!!!*

~Hammer out~
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Monday, April 24, 2006

Chillaxed a bit...
Ok, so I've calmed down from last nights rant about 'Pam' and deleted the post, I don't like to be reminded of when I lose my temper.

Just got back from Life Guard Training, 2-3 more lessons and then the test and I'll be a certified lifeguard.

Tonight was pretty good though, I missed last weeks because I had the Flu, so I got to see my fellow Trainees (all of which are female, 70% of which are attractive)and get to work on some new stuff, cause having been trained as part of BSA (Boy Scouts of America) Guard, most of the stuff so far has been review. But we did things like Underwater neck/back injury, struggling victim (SUCKS), underwater passive without injury, and reviewed back-boarding (where you get someone with a sever neck/back injury onto a board, strap 'em down, and haul 'em out.)The entire time one of the cuter Trainees was flirting with me, which is good for my sagging self confidence.

It's Prom season again, and it looks like a toss-up on whether or not I'm going, as I don't have a date and a bunch of my friends aren't going. But I totaly snapped on someone today because of how I'm stressed out, though it's not to say they didn't deserve it. The only thing that makes this mentionable is that I rarely get pissed enough to make known that this person has irritated AND offended me. (And before you say anything Kitty and Ketchup, when I snap around you guys it's light hearted. and I forget it almost immediately, this instance left me pretty dispirited for like an hour.)

-Hammer out-....

Hmm, that needs fancying up I think...

~Hammer out~

Yeah, thats the stuff...
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