Sunday, April 23, 2006

Racially inappropriate plots, a Maja/Winion Fan Fic, and stale bread.
All this happened at Magestry this weekend, though I left on Saturday at 2:15 because I didn't want to get sick.
The racially inappropriate plot was us the NPCs going out as DRA (Dark Elf Registration) and hanging Winion, a dark elf. So Regular WHITE elves hung a DARK elf, hmmmmm. It also didn't help that when the players arrived and attacked us the plot leader, Angela, yelled out "Look! Another Darkie!" When she saw the only dark elf player. Oh sudo-racism.
The Maja/Winion fic was a terrible joke gone wrong. Maja is the vampire who caught Winion and turned him over to the DRA, and the joke was that she raped him after vicious torture. So after the obligatory rape jokes, people started saying "This sounds like a bad Fan Fic." One that our plot directers decided to write on the laptop whenever they had spare time. This fic was bizzare to say the least.
The bread doesn't really have a story. My mother bought a loaf of french bread right before easter, and we forgot about it until friday, when I saw it and said "MM, bread, I'll take this to Magestry." Where it was quickly discovered to be not only stale, but petrified. Which didn't stop me from eating most of it. It was like a Giant cracker...

Anyway, it was a good chance to get away from some of the shit that's beenm happening recently, my friends thought I was there until later today, so no one called me to bitch me out, and sleeping from 3:00 to 9:00 yesterday allowed me to avoid the home-based shit. Still, I wish I could've done something more productive on my last two days of Spring Break..meh

-Hammer Out-
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Friday, April 21, 2006

Sing once again with me, a strange duet.
My power over you, grows stronger yet.
And though you turn from me, to look behind,
The Phantom of the Opera rises inside your mind.

Good stuff. Not like the stuff that I'm having to deal with right now, this stuff is crap.

Yeah, so I went to Salem a couple days ago. Kittymeowmeow and Ketchup_alchemist accompanied me and we had a pretty good time.
So on the ride home, one of my other friends calls me to tell me he's coming back from Dartmoth (we were both supposed to tale our college placement tests there today, but I forgot to schedule mine) and I'm like "That's cool, I'm just now driving back from Salem." And he gets pissed, saying I 'Delibretly planned this on a day he couldn't come.' Despite, y'know, how the three of us decided we were goingaround 12:30 that morning, OKAY!

So whatever, I pacified him, it's over, right? NO! This morning, at 10:00 his SISTER calls me and leaves a bizzare message. So I call her, she doesn't answer. Then at 12:30 she calls me again to bitch me out about how I "blew off her brother to hang around with his ex-girlfriend" What the fuck? Am I going to get shit like this every time I do something with my friends? All my other friends are just gonna get all pissed and have their siblings call me? I am so pissed off right now...

And of course it doesn't help that there's some serious shit going on at my home right now too, but noo, my friends have to bitch me out because I like to do FUN things.

-Hammer out-

EDIT: HOLY SHIT! Magestry this weekend! I totaly forgot! NPCing for Me!
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

To show my thanks, I will free you from your world of cliches.
Seariously, worst threat from a Boss ever, what does that even mean?

Yeah, beat Resident Evil 4 for the second time, along with its extra features, such as Assignment Ada and Seperate Ways, now all that is left is to get a five star rating on all of the mercenaries missions and beat professional mode. Yeah, I try to get ALL of the content out of my games, as a result I don't have to buy as many.

Yeah, I'm bored off my ass, and even cutting my way through hordes of zombies with a rocket launcher and Thompson machine gun, all the while dressed in stylish 1950's gangster fashion, cannot hold my attention for long...*sigh*

It seems I'm going to the movies tonight to see Inside Man, and I'll TRY to get ketchup_alchemist and Kittymeowmeow to come, so it's not just dave and me, making it slightly weird. I'm also contemplating the virtues of renting a movie and God of War, still haven't played the game, and I refuse to buy it, REFUSE!

Well, I got nothing better to do, so I'm gonna make a poll.

Top 5 Games you have Played:

5: Baldurs Gate I: Tales of the sword coast.
TOTSC was the expansion, and with it the game squeezes into fifth

4: Baldurs Gate 2: Throne of Bhaal
This one was hard to situate, for the longest time it was my number 1, but unfortunately it was rushed in its final stages, so it is replete with bugs, and some of the art and CG is disappointing. Still, the gameplay rocks hard and, taking into account the hundreds of games I've played, taking fourth is no small achievement.

3: Final Fantasy VII
The Final three are interchangeable, as my mood changes, but FF7 has the least extra content, so, while among my favorites, it's not no. 1

2: Resident Evil 4
Just a great game, you probably guessed this would swing in high given my perpensity for talking about it.

AND my number one ALL TIME FAVORITE GAME
World of Warcraft.
This game rocks, I spend hours playing it (though only on the weekends, getting in the habit for college) and it's always fun. Being online makes it a social experience, and being part of my wicked awsome guild, Powerslaves, makes it al the better. (Check us out at Powerslavesguild.com)

Other excellent games:
Diablo 2, not great, but I spent many a night awake doing Mephisto runs, trying to get some decent items.

Sam and Max Hit the Road: This game is wacky, done by Lucas Arts it has some really bizzare moments and memorable humor. It was a puzzle game, in which you're trying to track down Bigfoot (I think, it's been close to a decade since I played it on our old Mac.) A post entireely dedicated to this most excellent piece of nastalgia will follow later.

Wolfenstein 3D: The first FPS I have ever played, and only in the demo version, still, it was cool (though with cheesy graphics) and bears mentioning.

-Hammer out-

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Sunday, April 16, 2006

Oww, I cut my self on a piece of human bone...
True story, gave me some nasty splinters...

Yeah, hung out with Ketchup_alchemist and kittymeowmeow last night/this morning. We went to this metropolis area around 12:00, where I wrapped a scarf about my head until only one eye could be seen and walked around being wicked creepy/sketchy. Twas a grand ol' time for we three.

In other news, happy Zombie Day! Today is the day where we celebrate the most famous case of xombianism to date (not a typo, x's are more hardkore, as are k's.) I am speaking, of course, of Jesus! Yay undead! Also, I'm playing through Resident Evil 4 again, it is just as fun the second time, specially with the unlockable weapons... I go! -Hammer out-
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Generally speaking, when one is drawing a similie to a Catholic School Girl, they're talking about sex.
It's true...

Just got back from New York City, metropolis of rape, murder, theft, drugs, and prostitutes; and that's just their baseball team. Hoo-ya!

As a field-trip for band, we went to see Phantom of the Opera, it was decent, the theme (music of the night) was quite good, though the only song I really liked.

The best part was when a truck hit our bus though, no lie. It wasn't bad or anything, he just kinda sidled up too close and scratched it, unfortunately it cost us 4 fucking hours while the driver had to call in the company and get everything settled, this time was taken from our free-time to explore Times Square, which irked me.

But let me stop talking about NYC, and talk about something, that until today, I regaurded as an unproven legend. This thing is known as, the Good Day Phenonmenon, or a day when one feels happy and/or contented when they lay themselves down to rest. Now, whenever someone told they had experianced something like this, I would listen patiantly as the described it, nodding with the same faked sincerity as I would to, say, someone who was convinced they had been abducted by alians, never disagreeing, but just not believing a word.
But recent events have forced me to look again at this subject. I seems the Phenomenon does exist, as I have experienced it. My day was excellent and I fell good (but tired) as I write this.

So I will part you with this bit of advice: You are not crazy when you start talking to inanimate objects, but rather when they start talking back.

-Hammer out-
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Sunday, April 9, 2006

Juggling Jugglers Jumbled Jumping Jigglers
Don't ask...'cause I'm gonna tell you later.

Darkhammer is tired. "How tired IS HE?" He's so tired that...zzzzZZZZZzzzzz...

Yeah, just got back from Magestry, and I PC'ed this event too! Huzzah! 'Cept my character died for the third time, cause Kailim is STUPID.

ME: Kailim, these Marionets keep hitting me, I need you to heal me.
KAILIM: I know I'm an incarnation now, and that I have unlimited healing spells, but instead, I'm going to cast Morale! (+6 temp HP and you have to attack the nearest enemy)
ME: I HATE KAILIM! FEEL MY ANGER YOU LIVING PUPPETT BASTARDS!
Marionet:DIE! Level 6!
ME: HURK! *dies*

And then Kailim uses his last ressurection on Tonerius, even though it was his fault I died!
Oh, and the title is apparently the most powerful magical phrase ever, it severs the Marionet's connection with Evil (they're servents of Fear) so they dissapate and return to their real master.

Also, my character, Sigma, made some new connections this event, and got an interview to join in some secret mysterious group. All this because I had good information, huzzah for me!

Except one of the most powerful enemies, Isen, was looking for me. This guy disentegrated someones HEAD when they wouldn't tell him where I was. Needless to say I am intrigued and a little worried about this new turn of events.

Well, back to bed for me, see-ya later.

-Hammer out-
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Thursday, April 6, 2006

On Grapejuice, raisins, and the ephermality of meaning.
You may have been confused by my last post, all that crap happened so long ago that it no longer affects me, and I am free to view it objectivly.

First, grapes. A grape is a delicious little fruit that can be made into a variety of products. Like raisins and juice. And these products, almost without exception, suck! Grapes are great, love 'em, raisins, however, are tiny little shriveled pieces of fruit that suck in all good things and slowly twist them into evil things. Wine, is not a good beverage, about the best thing that can be said for most wines is "It'll get ya drunk." Though I am not so witless as to say ALL wine is bad, just most of the ones I have the opportunities to sample.

But beyond these poitless meanderings! It is interesting to note that in our language, a range of over 5,000 complex emotions can be conveyed, and a simple thing such as the addition of stress for half-a-second while saying a word can change its meaning completely. So how do we have a successful wirtten language? I have sent more than a few pieces of written correspondance in my day, and many of them have been misinterpreted due to a misread or misunderstood line. Yet, when trying to lie in script, one can be discovered while the other party blithly beleives that was the point of your missive. And interesting connudrum..

Yeah, I'm just wasting time before I get to work on a writing project, it's not hard, I'm just lazy...*sigh*
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Wednesday, April 5, 2006

Upside down and backwards...
It's interesting, you spend your entire life thinking something, then a two-minute conversation shatters those illusions...
I just had such a conversation with my mother. You see, way back when I was six, my father died (no sympathy, it was 12 freaking years ago, I'm over it). Sometime before he died, my parents seperated and I lived with my mother. I have always thought they were divorced, apparently it just a seperation and nothing legal was settled, interesting. Furthermore, I have never met ANY of my fathers family, I always assumed it was because they didn't want to have relations with my mom after the 'divorce'. But apparently they actually hated my FATHER; that's right, he was estranged by his family before he met my mother.
These are the dysfunctional roots from which I was born...lovely.
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Sunday, April 2, 2006

Under Preassure
KWAAAAAIIII!

Hit 40 on my Rogue in World of Warcraft today. Which means I can now ride a mount and be way cooler in every way. Yay for me, and my rogue Taelija!

In other news, there was no 12:00 a.m. today o_O oh day light savings times.

I don't have much to say, so I'm going to make a poll.

Five favorite series finales in anime, mine:

1. Trigun, the battle between Knives and Vash totaly rocked.

2. Full Metal Alchemist, it wasn't technically the SF, but it was the final TV legnth episode, and it totaly rocked!

3. Gungrave, it was sad, but done excellently. Brandon Cross FTW!

4. Evangellion, because it makes people eyes bleed, and that's cool in my book!

5. Cowboy Be-Bop, it was sad and excellently done. It takes fifth though, because I'm not sure I liked the way it wrapped everything up. In that much of it WASN'T wrapped up, and I hate to be left hanging.

Well, that's it for me today. -Hammer out-
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Friday, March 31, 2006

I swear officer! She told me she was 18!!!
Oh rape....

Anyway, as promised here is the second post of friday, isn't it great? Well not yet, not until I get to the Zombies and pubic hair...but its potential is truely awsome.

And yes, I will be talking about Pubic Hair, the stuff on your genetails, if you don't wan to read it, then stop when you see the warning, and no, not MY pubic hair...

First though, zombies. Zombies are an important part of the eco system, when one species becomes far too advanced to be taken down with predators, zombies show up to clean house. A zombie is an animated body the constantly hungers for the living, except vodoo zombies, who are just people in trance. So know you know, AND KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!

-----------Warning, Pubic Hair Ahead-------------



Ok, so we all have it, some more than others, and we see it every day, but do we really give it any thought? No, and somethimes this can create problems. Problems like stubble. There are three stages of pube, the jungle (where nothing is shaved or trimmed), The lawn (neatly trimmed and kept looking nice), or shaved (figure it out). Pubic hair is one of the greatest examples of the difference between the sexes. Women are encouraged to kepp them groomed or shave them, whereas men feel no reason to do so, resulting in most men having 'the jungle' while their girls labor to keep theirs in attractive condidtion. Not that I am complaining. No, 'the jungle' is a terrible thing to be confronted with when your going in (pardon the pun), and can really harsh the mood. But unfortunately, too many girls shave infrequently, so end up with some terrible bastardazation half way in between groomed and shaved; stubble is BAD!! Either keep it shaved, or go groomed, but DO NOT let someone reach their hand into your panties when you have pube stubble. We don't like it.

This has been a public (or pubic) service announcement from Darkhammer87, thank you.

-Hammer out-
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