Wednesday, March 15, 2006

The art that makes babies die.
I am not an artist. Period. I should never have access to any drawing materials, and if somehow
I begin to create an image on paper, my hands need to be broken. I have known for some time that I am not good at drawing, or painting, or anything requireing an image to be made on paper. My skills lie sciences and writing, especially writing, I am ok with this.
Yet I have repeatedly decided "I can't be as bad as I think I am, I can see it in my head, so transfering it to the flattened flesh of trees should pose me no problem." And then the pain begins.
Such was the case tonight, I decided at some point that my RP character on Gaia needed to have an illustration, so people might see my vision of him. What followed that was initial hope; slow frustration, but with determination; burning rage at paper and pencil; hope as I tried a new meathod; more rage as it failed; and finally crushing despair as I looked upon the horror of my finished product. What I looked upon caused a great many voices to cry out in fear, and then scream "WHO THE FUCK GAVE THAT ART-TARD A PENCIL?!?"
I will, however, keep the results, in case I ever need something to scare away an enraged bear with. Do not ask, for I will show this travesty to no one, unless someone offers me cash. I start the bid for my dignaty and self respect at $10, any takers?

PS: ED LIVES AND FUCK ENVY!
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

I'll see you in hell, on that train we died for.
Grah, sitting in the library killing time on my community service in school, so I'm postig for lack of anything better to do.
I'm using a mac, they are the devil, the keyboard is different so it's difficult to type.
A bunch of kids just arrived, apparently a class is looking for books, no doubt I'll have to get up and check in all their returns, damn it. But until the sub realizes that's part of m job, I'm gonna keep typing.
whoa, I just pressed the eject key, I had no idea where the CD drive was on this thing, then it just, appeared, kinda neat, for a mac. Heh heh, it's a ninja CD drive!
In other news, school is boring, and waking up at 7 sucks, and to those that are sayin "I wake up at 5-6-or whatever", fuck you, you pompous bastards, go drink your starbucks and stay the hell away from me. Damn haiku writing motherfuckers, you probably don't even write real haiku either, the 5-7-5 limit is not optional! It's part of what makes it haiku asshole!
Oh, and my good friend, kittymeowmeow, or heathen, is sick. A kidney infection iI believe. Apparently she was vomiting blood, which, while cool, is not a sign of good health. So everyone, go to her page and wish her well, even if you don't know her, especially if you dont. Irritate her into wellness. TREMBLE AND OBEY!
Well, I'm out like a boner in sweat pants, peace.
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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Bored and annoyed
Hanging out with my buddy, helping him baby-sit two little brats. We tried to convince kittymeowmeow to come too, but she was like"no, cause im stupid and touch dudes." She is officially on the "Twat List" Hear that Heathen, you're a twat!
On another note, take annything ketchup_alchemist says about magic with a grain of salt, cause he says foolish things.
God i need some booze, these little monsters are killing me.
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Wednesday, March 8, 2006

Walk away me boys walk away me boys, and by morning we'll be free.
Wipe a golden tear from your mother dear, and raise what's left of the flag for me.

Flogging Molly, What's Left of the Flag.

Whoa, crazy times hereabouts. My insomia seems to be coming back, so look for posts made at like 5 in the morning where I bitch about not being able to sleep. I took medication for this once before for about a month, then it seemed I had it under control. I'm not sure if I'll go back to the doctor again or just ignore it.

In other news, some friends and I engaged in Nerf warfare, which was highly enjoyable, and made us all forget it was tuesday night.

Let's see...what else...
Oh yeah, seeing Ketchup_Alchemists new posts about who gets what awards i decided to make my own, so here it is:

First is the award for best Blade-in-mouth fighting: I give this to Hellsing, the regenerator priest therein wins, because he faught on without arms, and picked up a friggen bayonet. Plus he looked awsome, and not wicked stupid like Zolo.

Next: Greatest head explosions or crushings: This goes to Neo Genises Evangellion, Specifically Asuka when shes killing the Vulture things towards the end.

After that is best ninja action: This goes to Ninja Scolls, because those are actually ninja, and not teens that use magic that they call ninjitsu.

And finally: Best use of Alchemy: This goes to Full Metal Alchemist, when Ed transmuted his arm into Sodium to make sloth exsplode, and again when he transmuted her to ethanol.

Honorable mentions: FlCl, Cowboy Bebop, Justice Legue, and Trigun.

There we go, sorry to all you One Piece and Naruto fans, but those just don't wow me that much, but feel free to make your own judgments. Peace folks, I'm out.

PS Best overall: Full Metal Alchemist: For the most absorbing plot, best twists, deepest characters, and most original story.
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Sunday, March 5, 2006

Pee my- Pee my- Pee my pants- Pants- Pants- Pee my Pants
The subject is a line from Fullmetal Alchemist episode 16, payed over and over, because Kittymeowmeow finds it hillareous. Yeah, I was hanging out with my otaku friends last night, watching anime, including the above mentioned episode.
Now, if you have seen this episode, Mustang is making fun of Ed saying that when last he had his arm fixed he screamed "It hurts it hurts, I'm gonna pee my pants." and while saying this, he is making a jesture with his left hand. This hand is in front of part of Hawkeye's anatomy (you can guess which) and gives the illusion that Roy is groping her, an illusion reinforced by the shocked expression on her face. Just thought I'd point that out to everyone, I may even make an AMV out of it some day ;-)
In other news, Rhinos don't where shirts.
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

   Lies on top on chicanery!
Ketchup_alchemist claims to have "Kicked me to the curb" in our latest Magic duel, this is untrue, we played twice, he beat me the first time with his stupid weeney deck, and the second time I ripped him into tiny edible bits, which i then fed to my Havoc Demon. He didnt mean to lie to you folks, he was just excited that he beat me for the first time EVER, even though i use cards more out dated than his expression in describing my defeat.
In other news, my friends are obnoxious, and are begging a smiting. Except Kittymeowmeow, as she is brilliant, and helps me to commit fraud, and I'll drink to that! HUZZAH! CPATAIN'S for ALL!
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Friday, February 24, 2006

Like a preacher pushing redemption
I have seen my future, an lo:
You will live in Apartment.
You will drive a Red Slave I.
You will marry The Olson Twins and have 9 kids.
You will be a Space Pirate in Nagasaki.

Thank you MASH (not M*A*S*H)
In other news, I'm THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
I throw the gauntlet Indiana Jones, my Krosan Cloudscraper hungers for your flesh; set the date bitch, this time it's for Plane Shift.
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls.
You may have noticed by now (although perhaps you haven't, and then I'll just look stupid, but I've lost track, ans now must forge on regardless or be swallowed in ponderings [PlaneShift R00LZ!]) that all of my posts reference a song, that is because I <3 Music, and it helps me chill-ax.
Onto more pressing matters! Like VD! I speak of course of Valentines Day, and not venerial disease. Today is the celebration of when Halmark said "Give us your money for a bullshit holiday named after a saint!" And the populous agreed. Now, I have no quarrel with people expressing their feelings for each other, but having to deal with people being all snuggly for the week that surrounds VD is insufferable. And people asking my who my "valentine" is sparks me to a near muderous frenzy, which i suppress by reminding myself that I stand as far above these simians as they do above locusts.
In other news, I got free magic cards today. This makes me happy, as now I can WTFPWN my ketchup pal with two decks, and one made from cards he once owned, this pleases me.
In still other news, my coke tastes funny, I think my freezy cup is leaking chemicals into the liquid, more on this later as the situation develops.
Finally, my friend is sad (I think, she was for a while and I haven't troubled myself to find out if that continues) so lets all send a prayer that she doesn't bother me.
That finally was a lie, I'm gonna stick as much in here as possible, just to see how long a post I can make (I've got notheing better to do O_o)
O, there's a possibility of me courting a girl in the near future, as she has expressed intrest and I'm nothing if I'm not a womanizer.
I grow weary of this, begone, as I must now see if freezy cup liquid contains any poisonous substances.
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006

BLAHRG
*Hurk* Bleh, I'm really sick, stayed home today after I puked this morning. So I got to sleep 'till noon, then had a doctor tell me what was wrong and to drink fluids. Oh, and I've apparently lost 10 pounds since my physical a couple months ago. Lost them out of no where, I'm already pretty skinny, so i dont diet or anything, so i'm kinda disturbed.
I also found out that Hohenheim means "high home" in German, so now you know.
GI Joe: "AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE"
Little Boy: "And what's the other half?"
GI Joe: "Killing those Commie bastards!"
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Monday, February 6, 2006

Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
TIIIIRRRRREEEEEDDDDD and SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCKKKKK. UHG
Went to my schools semi-formal, (I was left alone all weekend and didnt wanna cook) So it sucked, the food made me feel like crap, the freshies were loud and obnoxious, and the music was not made from notes, but PAIN!!! So I left early, which actually makes me feel good now, cause apparently everyone was like "ZOMG! JORDAN I5 T3H M1551N1NG!!!!1111" They even had the DJ anounce it, weirdos.
So today everyone asked me where I went, and naturaly I chose to be mysterious and said "There was an emergency that needed tending" 'cause I like to lie, and kittymeowmeow can totaly vouch on that, cause she's a sucker.
Until next time.
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