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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

The art that makes babies die.
I am not an artist. Period. I should never have access to any drawing materials, and if somehow
I begin to create an image on paper, my hands need to be broken. I have known for some time that I am not good at drawing, or painting, or anything requireing an image to be made on paper. My skills lie sciences and writing, especially writing, I am ok with this.
Yet I have repeatedly decided "I can't be as bad as I think I am, I can see it in my head, so transfering it to the flattened flesh of trees should pose me no problem." And then the pain begins.
Such was the case tonight, I decided at some point that my RP character on Gaia needed to have an illustration, so people might see my vision of him. What followed that was initial hope; slow frustration, but with determination; burning rage at paper and pencil; hope as I tried a new meathod; more rage as it failed; and finally crushing despair as I looked upon the horror of my finished product. What I looked upon caused a great many voices to cry out in fear, and then scream "WHO THE FUCK GAVE THAT ART-TARD A PENCIL?!?"
I will, however, keep the results, in case I ever need something to scare away an enraged bear with. Do not ask, for I will show this travesty to no one, unless someone offers me cash. I start the bid for my dignaty and self respect at $10, any takers?

PS: ED LIVES AND FUCK ENVY!
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