Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Twice with zombies, and now a curse.
Ok, got my new car today, it was awsome I'm moble again. Now for the story.

As I have mentioned in the past, I frequently visit my buddies kittymeowmeow and ketchup_alchemist in real life (they're the rat bastards that intoduced me to this site, blame them). So after getting my car I took a ride up to their house, with intention of hanging out and leaving, maybe taking a short drive.
Instead, their mother made me a fantastic steak for dinner (she's wicked awsome!!!!) and then Ketchup, kitty and I took a ride in my car.
The original intention was just to go a little ways, then come back. Well, long story short we braved the booby-trapped town of Sandisfield (falling rocks and tipping trucks, or so the signs lead us to believe) and ventured the the territory of Connecticut, home of my stupid Gothy ex-girlfriend, who is not involved in this story in ANY way.
In Conneticut, we visited an area we THOUGHT was a damn, so ignoring the 'No Parking' sign, we ventured forth armed only with my god-like cell phone. I think that is the only thing that saved us. 'Trespassers will be shot, an actual sign hung in this area, we fled at high speeds from that place.
From their, our insatiable appetite for adventure led us to an old cemetary, which we explored by light of my cell (is there anything it CAN'T do?). One grave had been desecrated, the top had at one point had some sort or statue on its top, but some vandals apparently stole it, leaving a big ol' hunk on the ground. This grave hunk now resides in my room, glowing with malignant intent. But I'm not worried, it will have to battle my cell for control of my brain, and my phone has the upper hand because it's a robot.
But on to the creepyness, and then I'm gone! When I returned home, I set down my grave hunk on a table in my room, then went to the shower, when I returned the stone lay in the center of my bed, which lies on the other side of the room. And even if the stone had fallen and rolled, it's really heavy, I'd have heard it no matter what. So now it seems I've brought some demon into my room, but again, battles my cell for dominance. Not to mention the fact that my cat sleeps next to me, and she is one nasty critter when pissed.

But I ramble! -Hammer out-
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