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Friday, March 31, 2006

I swear officer! She told me she was 18!!!
Oh rape....

Anyway, as promised here is the second post of friday, isn't it great? Well not yet, not until I get to the Zombies and pubic hair...but its potential is truely awsome.

And yes, I will be talking about Pubic Hair, the stuff on your genetails, if you don't wan to read it, then stop when you see the warning, and no, not MY pubic hair...

First though, zombies. Zombies are an important part of the eco system, when one species becomes far too advanced to be taken down with predators, zombies show up to clean house. A zombie is an animated body the constantly hungers for the living, except vodoo zombies, who are just people in trance. So know you know, AND KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!

-----------Warning, Pubic Hair Ahead-------------



Ok, so we all have it, some more than others, and we see it every day, but do we really give it any thought? No, and somethimes this can create problems. Problems like stubble. There are three stages of pube, the jungle (where nothing is shaved or trimmed), The lawn (neatly trimmed and kept looking nice), or shaved (figure it out). Pubic hair is one of the greatest examples of the difference between the sexes. Women are encouraged to kepp them groomed or shave them, whereas men feel no reason to do so, resulting in most men having 'the jungle' while their girls labor to keep theirs in attractive condidtion. Not that I am complaining. No, 'the jungle' is a terrible thing to be confronted with when your going in (pardon the pun), and can really harsh the mood. But unfortunately, too many girls shave infrequently, so end up with some terrible bastardazation half way in between groomed and shaved; stubble is BAD!! Either keep it shaved, or go groomed, but DO NOT let someone reach their hand into your panties when you have pube stubble. We don't like it.

This has been a public (or pubic) service announcement from Darkhammer87, thank you.

-Hammer out-
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