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Vitals

Birthday
• 1987-12-05
Gender
• Male
Location
• Bald Mountain
Member Since
• 2006-01-29
Occupation
• Certified Reverend
Real Name
• Alucard

Personal

Anime Fan Since
• I was 10
Favorite Anime
• Full Metal Alchemist
Goals
• Biking through Europe, I just wish Britain would get on the ball and make a bridge to the mainland.
Hobbies
• Magic, Ninjitsue, and calling Ketchup_alchemst tubby while i WTFPWN him in magic
Talents
• Lying, but how do you know I'm telling the truth?

myOtaku.com: darkhammer87

Thursday, May 18, 2006

What's next? Schik trixadeca? Whoo! 13 razor blades on my FACE!
I am bleeding right now...from a facial wound...incurred while shving...
Ok, so I was shaving tonight, which I do infrequently and with varying degrees of success. Recently I've been trying to grow this thing that is apparently called a "Van Dyke" which is like a goatee but with a mustache attached..or thats what I've been told, I always thought it was just called a goatee... But anyway, I took a look at myself and said "Self, that scaggly facial hair makes you look stupid, it goes." So I started taking a shower..then I decided "No time like the mirrorless present!" nabbed my razor, sprizted some shaving cream into my hand, and started shaving in the shower. (Side note: The shaveing cream was in the shower, no razor...I wish I knew why we do that...) so I'm shaving, thinking 'Man, a mirror would totaly help!' when I come to my freaking chin. My razor snags briefly, the continues on its way, trailing quite a bit of blood. Needless to say, I was curious. so I finish my shower (but not yet my shave, not wanting to lacerate my face-piece any more) step in front of the mirror, and behold, a gash half the legnth of my razor head, running accross my chin. So I put TP over it and finished my shave, sans cream, in front of a mirror, dripping blood through the bandage all the while.

This all made me wonder, does my razor really need 4 blades? What kind of world do we live in when the prive of a close shave is a pint of blood, for even now does that crimson tide threaten to break past the retaining wall of paper, and woe to me when it does, WOE!

~Hammer Out~

PS I got back from Florida yesterday, I have nothing to say except: There's nothing like spending a week with all your friends to help you realize how much you hate them. Except kitty, for she is great...and this girl Karly, who before has been more of an aquaintance, but seems to be awsome enough for a Hammer upgrade soon...we will see..yes...*thunder*
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