Birthday • 1987-12-05 Gender •
Male Location • Bald Mountain Member Since • 2006-01-29 Occupation • Certified Reverend Real Name • Alucard
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Anime Fan Since • I was 10 Favorite Anime • Full Metal Alchemist Goals • Biking through Europe, I just wish Britain would get on the ball and make a bridge to the mainland. Hobbies • Magic, Ninjitsue, and calling Ketchup_alchemst tubby while i WTFPWN him in magic Talents • Lying, but how do you know I'm telling the truth?
myOtaku.com: darkhammer87
Friday, August 11, 2006
Saix is a barbie girl.
True story:
But enough Kingdom Hearts Nonsense! There's a Doin's a Tranpirin'!
Me being neurotic to be precise.
To be honest, I went to MYotaku tonight with every intention of writing a searious post about a searious conversation I had. But god help me I can't do that after seeing all the barbie-girl KH videos, which are all quite humerous.
Actually I meant to write a long diatribe about my utterly unbelievable success with women, a success that I am sure I owe to some giant cosmic joke on everyone else.
Suprise cockbags! Your relationships are the joke, and I'm the punchline!
That doesn't make sense but I'll be damned if I don't feel cool saying it. Perhaps at some point I'll be coherent enough to salvage what was once a perfectly good piece of writing, but probably not.
......
Penis
Yes that is its proper name,
Penis,
It's what boys have down in front.
Scrotum
It's just a piece of skin.
Scrotum
It holds your testes in.
Scotum,
Don't over-load 'em,
Or you'll explode 'em.
I gotta say, I love Kittymeowmeow just for those two songs.
VAGINA!
-Hammer out-
PS Is it just me or do Kingdom Hearts and Barbie Girl synch up way too much for it to be coincidence?
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