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Saturday, December 24, 2005

   something funny
ok ok ok i was watching t.v. last night and the lady she was a comedian and one of her jokes was about her boobs i was like WHA! and she said,"once i was walking down the street and i couldn't beleive how much girls get brest implants....i dont even have real boobs yet...they havent grown in yet....no no i have boobs...there just concave...so much so the stick out of my back a little bit...thats hot!" i was in a laughing riot!! i mean that was funny and she had this one other joke i had to write it down so i wouldnt forget it! she said,"this guy once at a party and he was usuing really boring pick-up lines like 'if you could be anywhere in the world where your you go?' i was like seriously....it would have to be*thinking**thinking* that other side of the romm.....so move it buddy and get out of the way of this girls dream" but that wasnt the joke i wrote down i just thought you would get a kick out of that but this is the joke,"i was talking to this guy at a party...he was a docter and he said it is amazing how much and what people put in them for pleasure...like a light bulb. What do you do when that happens your like,'ooh shoot.........the thing is stuck in my butt....maybe i should call the naibors' but you might want to get as much people involved as possible you know like you call up your friend,'hey frank...yeah its rick im callin to tell ya i have a light bulb up my a$$...yeah again...can you drive me to the E.R. and dont tell anyone what your doing....make up a like...yeah ok bye' and you cant drive your self to the E.R....well you can but it would be a unconfortable ride. Then you make it to the E.R. and no matter what your story is the people in the E.R. know your lieing....you cant hide it...but anyway what kinda story do you make up? like,"...i was just sitting on a light bulb...umm....the kids leave stuff everywhere..m suprised it didnt happen sooner...ok the truth....umm...the truth is....my a$$ is afraid of the dark."
well i thought it was funny and i hope you do too bye!

.:LAUGHING RIOT:.
jacob darksea
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